10 Ways to Ruin a First Date

[AFA]

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/s...5BHNsawMxMC13YXlzLXRvLXJ1aW4tYS1maXJzdC1kYXRl

 

[blobbard]

Seem obvious

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I already liked the first one. "Dont look like your picture" :rofl:
yeah its always bad to send her a pic with a male supermodel and you look like...a fat old couchpotato

 

[Friday on my mind]

They all these stupid books on everything now.

 

[AFA]

Seem obvious

Okay

 

[handle1973]

Just posted in another thread on farts, so it seems apt for me to note my personal worst way to ruin a date - let one rip, especially one you've been holding on to with clenched buttocks waiting for a good moment that never came . . .

Nobody says anything, but the atmosphere (literally) is ruined.

 

[Calm]

where is "whip out your dick"?

 

[handle1973]

That might actually improve the date drastically. You never know what reaction you're going to get . . .

 

[sputnikgirl]

If you need help figuring these things out, no wonder you can't get past the first date. Most of them seem like common sense, but I guess people just keep getting more rude and stupid as time goes on.

 

[choctaw ringo]

bring her mother as a "wingman".

 

[AFA]

If you need help figuring these things out, no wonder you can't get past the first date. Most of them seem like common sense, but I guess people just keep getting more rude and stupid as time goes on.

The reason I posted it, is because there seems to be a lot of, and I mean a lot of;

Why can't I get laid?
What do I do on a date?
Why don't girls like me?
When do they take off their clothes?
How much should I cum?
What color is this?
Who do you most want to ______?

As basic as it is, I thought it might stop a lot of questions! :jester:

 

[choctaw ringo]

maybe she don't dig your avatar? :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/s...5BHNsawMxMC13YXlzLXRvLXJ1aW4tYS1maXJzdC1kYXRl

Wait...you're NOT supposed to tell racist jokes? Oooooh boy.

 

[sputnikgirl]

The reason I posted it, is because there seems to be a lot of, and I mean a lot of;

Why can't I get laid?
What do I do on a date?
Why don't girls like me?
When do they take off their clothes?
How much should I cum?
What color is this?
Who do you most want to ______?

As basic as it is, I thought it might stop a lot of questions! :jester:

Yeah, that's true. We do get a lot of those kinds of questions around here.

 

[AFA]

Yeah, that's true. We do get a lot of those kinds of questions around here.

Don't get me started!

 

[choctaw ringo]

AFA is lonely, peeps. Hook a mod up.



edit: is there such a thing as an unlonely mod? hmmm..

 

[slowhand]

Yep that could do it lol

 

[Mad Mordy]

Number One: Try

 

[dick van cock]

There are two surefire ways to ruin a date:

# 1 - you bother to show up.

# 2 - she bothers to show up.

 

[ChefChiTown]

There are two surefire ways to ruin a date:

# 1 - you bother to show up.

# 2 - she bothers to show up.

You forgot # 3 - she bothers to show up with her boyfriend

That happened to me once...NOT cool.