10 Ways to Ruin a First Date

[JohnnyWorstcase]

Friday[/URL][/B] on my mi, post: 1482149, member: 44516"]

I think a suicide smilie is needed.

 

[BNF]

^Hey watch it - I've scored everytime taking my dates to places that serve french fries and milk.

 

[tartanterrier]

The best way to ruin a first date.....don't turn up

 

[JohnnyWorstcase]

^Hey watch it - I've scored everytime taking my dates to places that serve french fries and milk.

The problem's not the photo, the problem's the existence of that book.
Of course, you might have read the book too, and that would be when I shut the fuck up.

P.S.: When you say french-fries, you mean the pre-cooked ones?

 

[AFA]

There are two surefire ways to ruin a date:

# 1 - you bother to show up.

So if you show up you ruin the date? I'll remember that!

The best way to ruin a first date.....don't turn up

So if you don't show up you ruin the date? I'll remember that too!

Good advice! :jester:

 

[AFA]

If it's that easy with fries and milk, think what would happen with Kentucky Fried Chicken and Coca Cola.

 

[JohnnyWorstcase]

If it's that easy with fries and milk, think what would happen with Kentucky Fried Chicken and Coca Cola.

I think this menu is ****** in religious societies.

 

[ElStupido]

where is "whip out your dick"?

Thats been know to actually SAVE a few bad dates.

 

[AFA]

I think this menu is ****** in religious societies.

For some KFC and **** might be considered food for fertility and virility at tribal weddings. :jester:

 

[Friday on my mind]

I know of another kind of "****" that works well on dates especially with the right type of girl.:nanner:

 

[JohnnyWorstcase]

Is this the famous 'chicken frenzy' flirt?

 

[AFA]

Yes, someone ********** him and said, "You will now walk like a chicken".

 

[BNF]

It wasn't the French Fries and Milk that scored, it was the Italian bloke that paid for them, I hope you realize.
Fox

Hmmm... it could have been the beef fat dripping onto my shirt...

The problem's not the photo, the problem's the existence of that book.
Of course, you might have read the book too, and that would be when I shut the fuck up.

P.S.: When you say french-fries, you mean the pre-cooked ones?

Sorry, that was a joke. I haven't touched fast food in well over a decade. And even when I was, I'd never, ever, imagine taking a date to one - ever.

I think every date is yours' to ruin. Those are 10 funny things, but mostly it's a matter of feeling if there is any chemistry, and if so, being damn sure that you are listening to what she's saying and letting her do the talking.

 

[Ax3C]

... but mostly it's a matter of feeling if there is any chemistry, and if so, being damn sure that you are listening to what she's saying and letting her do the talking.

Funny how that works, ain't it? :hatsoff:

When they want us to listen, often times we're preoccupied with something else. We do our best to pay rapt attention to all that they say, but sometimes ... sometimes we just have other things on our minds.

However, when we are actually paying full attention and want to listen .... hell, they shut up and won't talk!!!

LMAO

Seriously ... BNF's right. Treat her like a lady, pay attention to her, do her bidding ... she'll be yours for the rest of your life.

 

[JohnnyWorstcase]

Sorry, that was a joke. I haven't touched fast food in well over a decade. And even when I was, I'd never, ever, imagine taking a date to one - ever.

Don't worry, I didn't think it wasn't one.
It's nice to know that there is someone who can't remember how pre-cooked french fries taste like.
However, I have to admit that I wasn't sure about the milk, after all Leon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/ ) used to ***** much, and look who fell in love with him (after having some drinks)... Natalie Portman.

 

[D-rock]

Hmmm...Perhaps they should add taking your date to a ******* truck rally. :1orglaugh

 

[swaki]

and start ******, its anoying, embaresing and u just cant get u self to leave one whos ******

 

[senob44]

Here are some dating tips from the two fellows of Insane Clown Posse:
(from their song "The Neden Game")

Violent J: Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how f*cking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake!

Shaggy: F*ck that, you'd be talking me quick
I'd order you a ***** and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

For some reason that came into my head while reading this post.:dunno: Thanks to all for putting up with my dementia!

So, anyway, for any newbs looking to impress a girl, if this stuff doesn't work, I don't know what will!

 

[Friday on my mind]

"What to do on a date"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmFGSM1h44&mode=related&search=

 

[Becks...poamr]

Here are some dating tips from the two fellows of Insane Clown Posse:
(from their song "The Neden Game")

Oddly enough, I know some girls that might be...enticed...by such methods.