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I think a suicide smilie is needed.
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^Hey watch it - I've scored everytime taking my dates to places that serve french fries and milk.
There are two surefire ways to ruin a date:
# 1 - you bother to show up.
The best way to ruin a first date.....don't turn up![]()
If it's that easy with fries and milk, think what would happen with Kentucky Fried Chicken and Coca Cola.![]()
where is "whip out your dick"?
I think this menu is ****** in religious societies.
It wasn't the French Fries and Milk that scored, it was the Italian bloke that paid for them, I hope you realize.
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The problem's not the photo, the problem's the existence of that book.
Of course, you might have read the book too, and that would be when I shut the fuck up.
P.S.: When you say french-fries, you mean the pre-cooked ones?
... but mostly it's a matter of feeling if there is any chemistry, and if so, being damn sure that you are listening to what she's saying and letting her do the talking.
Sorry, that was a joke. I haven't touched fast food in well over a decade. And even when I was, I'd never, ever, imagine taking a date to one - ever.
Violent J: Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how f*cking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake!
Shaggy: F*ck that, you'd be talking me quick
I'd order you a ***** and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Here are some dating tips from the two fellows of Insane Clown Posse:
(from their song "The Neden Game")