10 Ways to Avoid a Cop Giving You a Speeding Ticket

[Born2Jizz]

What about not speeding in the first place?

Awww.... How much fun is that?:dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno:

 

[Will E Worm]

This actually happened to me this past weekkend. Comming home from visiting friends in centeral Pa, we were on teh turnpike and I was doing about 75, limit is 65. This lexus came flying up in the passing lane and I told my wife we found our rabbitt. Sure enough the car passes me and is about 30 feet in front of me when we pass a state trooper, light come on and pulls the rabbit over, at that point the rabbitt could not be going anywhere over 80.

So no Will E we won't get pulled over how is ONE cop going to pull over several cars?

Maybe your always the rabbitt.

Another way is to support the police. I have a Pittsburgh Police fallen hero sticker on my truck and they pretty much give me a free pass
Oh an the litte Iraq Vet sticker and my military ID that i keep with my DL actually helps to.

Then they practice selective harassment. They need to enforce the laws and that goes for everyone. I'm not always speeding.

I don't support corruption and liars.

My lawyer told the chief of police about what he has seen from the police and then he told the chief he couldn't enforce laws if they weren't going to follow them.

I guess that doesn't matter.

What about not speeding in the first place?

Tell that to the police. They do it and expect us not to? Pffft! :tongue:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Just put a sticker in your window that says Cops suck cock and something about a Policemen and pig farms. The cops will be too busy sobbing to chase after you so they will not have to face the insults in the window.

Trust me! Full proof plan!

 

[StanScratch]

So, where was "Out run them, taking every cop in the state on a chase that makes the final half hour of The Blues Brothers look like Driving Miss Daisey!"

 

[sophiesizzle]

Have you seen that scene with Harvey Keitel in Bad ieutenant?

 

[calpoon]

11. When the cop asks you for your license, shoot him in the face and drive away.

 

[jasonk282]

12. Drive a 1978 Firebird and run blocker for the 'Snowman"

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

shoot him! caLPOON HAD IT RIGHT! of course u have to burn the cruiser afterwards too...

 

[Born2Jizz]

Just put a sticker in your window that says Cops suck cock and something about a Policemen and pig farms. The cops will be too busy sobbing to chase after you so they will not have to face the insults in the window.

Trust me! Full proof plan!

Obviously. You mean people do OTHER things????:dunno:

 

[Embryoyo]

This has worked for me 4 times now, after being pulled over for speeding 15+ over the limit... When the cop asks something along the lines of "Going a little fast tonight, are we?" Answer "Yeah, I was definitely driving faster than average." Keep it simple, respectful. I've 4 warnings and not one speeding ticket. Knowing your area and where & when to speed & not speed is really helpful too. There seem to be target times cops sit around certain areas. I've got some down to specific hours on specific days, others continue to elude me, and maybe they just don't have any patterns... I'll find it if they do, though!

As for the staying in the middle lane idea, it's useful for more than just speeding. Statistically you're least likely to get into an accident when you stay in the middle.

 

[Dman25]

Do what my ex wife always does. Cry and say your sorry.

 

[Dean Wormer]

Also, the police shouldn't speed. I've caught my far share of speeding police cruisers.
I was behind one and he was going at least thirty miles over the speed limit.
I was going about the same speed right behind him.

What was he going to do? Turn around and give me a ticket for doing the same thing he was doing? :tongue:

Let me guess. His lights were flashing and his siren was blaring as he was on his way to an emergency?

 

[Will E Worm]

Let me guess. His lights were flashing and his siren was blaring as he was on his way to an emergency?

None of the police I have been behind have had their lights or sirens on.

They believe they are above the law.

 

[hillhopper]

Play up your cleevage. Works for me all the time......

Actually I believe that is exactly what helped me get out of a ticket before.

 

[nelmes69]

Have you seen that scene with Harvey Keitel in Bad ieutenant?

Yes I have, It may work for you but It aint going to work for me is it?
(unless the cops gay?)

 

[georges]

drive an old muscle car, quit the highway for a road with less traffic and see if the tough guy with crown vic p71 can follow you at +150 mph. See the pursuit in fear is the key or vanishing point. Cops cars in the usa do maximum 145mph, unless they have their super pursuit vettes or camaros, you can always speedwhore the shit out of them.

 

[titsrock]

I think everyone should be mindful that in economic shits, police everywhere are looking to fill up state bank accounts by issuing bullshit citations. Don't speed, don't complete your right turns into the wrong lane, don't "rolling stop" and you better signal when you change lanes....

I think police officers have better things to do with our tax money than harass drivers.

 

[jasonk282]

Drive a 1969 Dodge Charger and when confronted do a 180 hand break turn, floor it while jumping the bridge that is out. the police crusier will crash and curse " Oh those darn Duke Boys" and then Lost sheep can contact the Shepard and get the Shine to the Boar's nest.