10 things a woman should say

[shayd]

rofl this thread makes me want to make my own list of things my dream guy would say to me haha.

1. I have bacon.

:1orglaugh

 

[rizwano]

thanks for the replies

well, i'm sure Spexy Ashleigh fans wanna knw wat's the 10 things her dream man must say to her.

 

[DP Maniac]

Great thread!

 

[STDiva]

1. The Lakers are my favourite team.
2. The 49ers are my favourite team.
3. The RedWings are my favourite team.
4. The Dodgers are my favourite team.
5. Superbad is a terrible movie.
6. You are not a racist.
7. Besides 3-4 sports, the Olympics are fucking boring.

 

[alexpnz]

Do
You
Want
a
Sandwich
After
Your
Blow
Job
Dear?

:hatsoff:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

below are things that a woman should say to a man

1. Of course I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy.
4. Oh come on, let's get a porno, a case of beer and invite a male/female over for a threesome.
5. If I don't get to give you a blowjob soon I swear I'm gonna scream!
6. I know it's alot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're drunk and even more when you're hungover.
8. No, I'd rather stay here and watch football and drink beer than go shopping.
9. I signed up for Yoga classes so I can get my ankles behind my head for you, Honey.
10. You look tired; you should go right to sleep as soon as we have sex tonight

hmmm, i've heard equivalents of all those except 7 and 9...far less dumb and submissive though...i like women who have confidence and are comfortable with themselves and do shit because they want to

 

[Ace Bandage]

1. Yes, Nicholas Cage is a horrible fucking actor.
2. I got us bleacher seats at Wrigley today and reserved a hotel room for after the game. Surprise!
3. I don't mind if you go to the strip club. I'm secure in our relationship and totally trust your judgment. Just don't empty the bank account.
4. I love Death Cab! Let's see them in concert this month.
5. I can't wait for the month of May. I always go up for qualifications and the Indy 500.
6. Sushi is my favorite food. I can also makes the rolls myself. Wanna try some?
7. Beer is fine, but I really enjoy a good glass of wine.
8. Yes, Goodfellas is probably the best movie of all-time.
9. I fucking hate Lebron.
10. We should totally name our first child after Peyton Manning.

 

[D-rock]

The original posters list seems like it was created by a juvenile 13 year old boy just hitting puberty. :dunno: (I assume he got the list somewhere else.)

To be fair a lot of the others are the same way.

 

[Taylor Vixen]

below are things that a woman should say to a man

1. Of course I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy.
4. Oh come on, let's get a porno, a case of beer and invite a male/female over for a threesome.
5. If I don't get to give you a blowjob soon I swear I'm gonna scream!
6. I know it's alot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're drunk and even more when you're hungover.
8. No, I'd rather stay here and watch football and drink beer than go shopping.
9. I signed up for Yoga classes so I can get my ankles behind my head for you, Honey.
10. You look tired; you should go right to sleep as soon as we have sex tonight

haha!!! Number 3 is my favorite!