10 Items or Less
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Will E Worm
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Leslie Pool’s Top Ten Office Do’s and Don't's.
1) DO volunteer to plan the company picnic.
2) DO open doors for your colleagues.
3) DO remove your lunch containers from the break room fridge every Friday.
4) DO sign up for the special training classes.
5) DO show up to work on time.
6) DO sign the office birthday cards.
7) DO use all of your sick days.
8) DO prepare a snappy intro for side presentations.
9) DO have a positive attitude.
10) DO spend time chatting with your co-workers at the water cooler.
1) DON’T volunteer to run the kissing booth.
2) DON’T let them catch you looking at their butt.
3) DON’T eat other people’s lunch claiming that you are helping clean out the fridge.
4) DON’T start hosting your own “Creative Accounting” class in the conference room.
5) DON’T show up with your date from last night.
6) DON’T write “Your days are numbered” and sign your boss’s name.
7) DON’T let them know you’re calling from Costa Rica.
8)DON’T perform your special version of Soulja Boy.
9) DON’T tell your boss that you’re positive you’ll quit by the end of the week.
10)DON’T forget to remind everyone to watch 10 Items or Less Tuesdays at 11pm.
1) DO volunteer to plan the company picnic.
2) DO open doors for your colleagues.
3) DO remove your lunch containers from the break room fridge every Friday.
4) DO sign up for the special training classes.
5) DO show up to work on time.
6) DO sign the office birthday cards.
7) DO use all of your sick days.
8) DO prepare a snappy intro for side presentations.
9) DO have a positive attitude.
10) DO spend time chatting with your co-workers at the water cooler.
1) DON’T volunteer to run the kissing booth.
2) DON’T let them catch you looking at their butt.
3) DON’T eat other people’s lunch claiming that you are helping clean out the fridge.
4) DON’T start hosting your own “Creative Accounting” class in the conference room.
5) DON’T show up with your date from last night.
6) DON’T write “Your days are numbered” and sign your boss’s name.
7) DON’T let them know you’re calling from Costa Rica.
8)DON’T perform your special version of Soulja Boy.
9) DON’T tell your boss that you’re positive you’ll quit by the end of the week.
10)DON’T forget to remind everyone to watch 10 Items or Less Tuesdays at 11pm.
I love that show! I used to work customer service in a grocery store, and while I hated it, this show made me laugh.
Likewise.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
TBS.com has full episodes. :hatsoff:
