10 Dangerous Everyday Things in Your Home

[Luxman]

And there are probably hundreds more chemicals in our homes that are toxic.

http://home.howstuffworks.com/home-improvement/household-safety/tips/dangerous-home-products.htm

 

[Jagger69]

Bad link? I can't get it to open. :dunno:

 

[assari]

Home is not a storage building.

Who will keep the paint or oil in the kitchen cupboard?

 

[vodkazvictim]

And the most dangerous? My wife.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If I take a shit without closing the window you'll see crows fall dead off the powerlines outside.

 

[Luxman]

Bad link? I can't get it to open. :dunno:

If the link doesn't work then google the thread title.

 

[Jagger69]

If the link doesn't work then google the thread title.

Must have been a temporary server glitch. I can access it now. Thanks!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Man this thread is disappointing. I was hoping for some Jason Borne-with-magazine-style shit. Like, here's how to take ten common and seemingly innocuous household objects and kick someone's ass with them!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

And the most dangerous? My wife.

She's always nice to me. Nice enough to let me fuck her in the pooper at least.

 

[lurkingdirk]

She's always nice to me. Nice enough to let me fuck her in the pooper at least.

I'll remind you that VodkazVictim has been in there, too. You sure you want those sloppy seconds?

 

[zdenka]

Dildos that are over 4 inches long. If a small cock burglar enters the house, he will run away in fear upon seeing the monster threat. It will scarr him for life, that's for sure. Most robbers are small cocked.. that's why they need to steal

 

[Mr. Daystar]

The only dangerous thing in my house, is me.

 

[LukeEl]

Those plastic pieces on your shoe laces that's a paddlin, paddlin the school canoe...you net ya!

 

[Luxman]

Those plastic pieces on your shoe laces that's a paddlin, paddlin the school canoe...you net ya!

We don't understand your southern colloquialisms.

Watch out for that moonshine, it's toxic and may make you sicker than a broke-dick dog.