10 Craziest Conspiracy Theories.

[BlueBalls]

Frankly and I don't know about you guys but the fact that there still are people out there who don't believe human beings landed on the moon fills me with hope.

Of course they've seen all of the evidence that fundamentally proves that the moon landing actually occurred, that is backed up by mountains of irrefutable data that no one other than a complete wacko would even attempt to refute; of course they've read it (or at least extremely small portions of it) and yet they still choose to say NO. No, I'm not going to believe that bullshit, fuck you "Mr Scientist". What the fuck do you know!? They've read some guys blog (a guy who - for the most part - has no scientific training whatsoever) and whilst it is poorly written and it rambles a lot they still believe it. I guess his writing style makes up completely for his lack of training in the field. Of course it is this guy who has all the evidence that proves it to not be true; the flag moves, the Van Allen belt, the video was shot on Jimmy Carters hairy ass crack, etc.

Evidence that when looked at objectively was "debunked" 25 years ago – BUT NO! They're right and everything science tells us is wrong!

It's a conspiracy!

You people are true American heroes.

 

[raychik]

Frankly and I don't know about you guys but the fact that there still are people out there who don't believe people landed on the moon fills me with hope.

Of course they've seen all of the evidence that fundamentally proves that the moon landing actually occurred that is backed up by mountains of irrefutable data that no one other than a complete wacko would even attempt to refute; of course they've read it (or at least extremely small portions of it) and they choose to say - NO. No, I'm not going to believe that bullshit, fuck you "Mr Scientist". what the fuck do you know! I just read this guys blog (this guy who has no scientific training whatsoever) and yeah it's poorly written and it rambles a lot but I believe it, his writing style makes up completely for his lack of training in the field. This is the guy who has all the evidence that proves it to not be true, the flag moves, the Van Allen belt, the video was shot on Jimmy Carters hairy ass crack, etc.

Evidence that when looked at objectively was "debunked" 25 years ago – BUT NO! They're right and everything science tells us is wrong!

It's a conspiracy!

You people are true American heroes.

But no, all the evidence was produced by NASA and all those scientists are also working for the government so of course they'd all agree. Open your eyes and your mind don't believe everything that you read! Also, Bush blew up the towers; forget about two planes filled with tons of jet fuel directly smashed into both of them, if you believe that was the cause you are an idiot, there were BOMBS inside and Bush wanted to kill 3,000 of his own citizens for oil. *neck twitches* Its true I tell you! CONSPIRACY!

 

[BlueBalls]

*Damn quoted before I edited*

But no, all the evidence was produced by NASA and all those scientists are also working for the government so of course they'd all agree. Open your eyes and your mind don't believe everything that you read!

Like I said above; True FUCKING American Heroes!!! :banger:

Also, Bush blew up the towers forget about two planes filled with tons of jet fuel directly smashed into both of them, if you believe that was the cause you are an idiot, there were BOMBS inside and Bush wanted to kill 3,000 of his own citizens for oil. *neck twitches* Its true I tell you! CONSPIRACY!

Now this is where you're wrong. It was not Bush at all who brought the towers down. Bush just like every president since the great Ron Paul back in 1882 has been nothing more than a puppet. A puppet for an elite race that lives among us, but disguise their alien appearance using their state of the art alien holographic technology. Yes, you've already guessed who they are. That's right THE REPTILIANS!!!

They of course brought the towers down. Using their Giant Space Penis made to look - holographically - like two planes (along with the others who crashed on that faithful day). They purposefully brought those towers down in order to build their own spawning arena on what was seen at the time as the most fertile ground.

This was the first sign of the coming One World Reptilian Government take over people!

WAKE UP - YOU'RE BEING ENDLAVED!!!!

 

[raychik]

What the hell is wrong with you??? Our Reptillian overlords read these blogs. It was nice knowing you.

 

[BlueBalls]

What the hell is wrong with you??? Our Reptillian overlords read these blogs. It was nice knowing you.

Take me away you BASTARDS! I'm ready!

At least I'll go out fighting god dammit! Not like the rest of you, you sheep! You're nothing but human sheep following the heard, afraid of what might happen once you step out of it. Just a bunch of fucking sheeple. You all disgust me, I pity you....

So if the bastard reptilians come, let them come.

As the last great prophet of our time says:





...... Yeah!

 

[raychik]

lol Sheeple. I like that.

 

[PornKhaos]

I made a thread a while back about the Illuminati and NWO business. Some documentaries linked in the thread too if anyones interested.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=327518

 

[raychik]

I made a thread a while back about the Illuminati and NWO business. Some documentaries linked in the thread too if anyones interested.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=327518

I have the same views on this Illumanati and NWO nonsense. The world ending in 2012, the moon having an effect on our bodies, horoscopes, Nostradamus' prophecies, ghosts, goblins, god, etc. I lump all of that crap into one neat pile of b.s.

 

[b|gdick]

anyone believe no5?lol

 

[hotslutsrgood]

monn landing was fake what a load of shit.

 

[HELLRAISER]

The #1 conspiracy theory on that list should be Christianity which is the biggest lie ever sold

 

[Will E Worm]

The #1 conspiracy theory on that list should be Christianity which is the biggest lie ever sold

We will have none of that. :nono:

You will come to my home and I will preach to you. :hatsoff:

 

[BlueBalls]

You will come to my home and I will preach to you. :hatsoff:

Will you be wearing your tight leather hot pants?

If not, I would advise Hellraiser to skip that. There's nothing better than a greased up Will, in his skin tight leather and chain mail, cracking the whip.

 

[lurkingdirk]

We will have none of that. :nono:

You will come to my home and I will preach to you. :hatsoff:

Will you be wearing your tight leather hot pants?

If not, I would advise Hellraiser to skip that. There's nothing better than a greased up Will, in his skin tight leather and chain mail, cracking the whip.

Will Is pretty nice in the leather hot pants. Remember that time in Vegas? Will "Preached" to us all night long.

:yesyes:

 

[Will E Worm]

Looks like I will need to preach to all three of you.

 

[BlueBalls]

Looks like I will need to preach to all three of you.

Preach on baby, preach on. Just remember to bring those hot pants.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Looks like I will need to preach to all three of you.

Preach on baby, preach on. Just remember to bring those hot pants.

Will preaching + hotpants + BlueB naked on my face = a new faith.

 

[Will E Worm]

Preach on baby, preach on. Just remember to bring those hot pants.

No, hot pants.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ok. Back on track!

The one conspiracy I always had a good laugh at was people actually believing it was Bush and Cheney flying the jets into the towers, but they jumped out, parachuted to safety onto a roof, where they were escorted undercover to where they needed to be.

Another conspiracy is when people say the holocaust never happened. Vietnam never happened. Those are the only ones that are coming to mind.

 

[BlueBalls]

Will preaching + hotpants + BlueB naked on my face = a new faith.

Hail :bowdown:

I see the light! Brothers and sisters! It's glancing off of Will's greased up shiny hot pants clad ass!

Preach on, my bother! Preach on!