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  1. Ace Bandage

    First model, girl you ever masturbated to

    Teenage me loved Laetitia Casta. Victoria's Secret and SI Swimsuit model.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Decemberists - The Crane Wife 3
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Leanna Decker was always one of my all-time favorite Playboy redheads. Definitely a vote for her.
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    Who is your favorite hottest Latina in porn?

    Savannah Sixx
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    The Official Formula 1 Racing Thread

    I could definitely see Seb just retiring. He has a family and four world championships. What is left to prove? And if he isn't in a top seat, what's the point? Honestly, after Montreal last year, I think he was just finished with F1. He doesn't need this shit anymore.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Great song. Excellent music video.
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    what game are you playing right now?

    1. Planet Zoo 2. Halo Reach 3. F1 2019 4. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
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    NFL '16 Season Thread

    I'm about a month late, but 140 million dollars is a lot of money to give a turnover prone QB with one great season under his belt. I hope Luck can live up to expectations now that he got the big deal he was looking for. I've never seen him as anything other than above average. Not an elite QB...
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    Happy 4th of July!

    Goddamn, I don't remember starting this thread. Seems like something I would do though. Had a helluva time yesterday. Happy b-day, 'Murica. I :heart: you.
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    2016 MLB Thread

    Goddamn, this Arrieta guy is good. :D As a Cubs fan, I'm inclined to be pessimistic. But this year's team is making it hard to find faults. Sure, Hendricks is a mediocre #5 starter. The bullpen is still a little weak (Strop and Rondon as set-up and closer in particular). Not thrilled with...
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    2016 MLB Thread

    1. I fucking hate the DH rule. It's my least favorite aspect of the game of baseball. It's why I don't watch any American League games. Why the NL would adopt something from the junior circuit is beyond me. I'm not even interested in hearing arguments on this. Don't want it in the NL. Period...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    ^^ You're not alone. Only WWE could take a roster so talented and completely fuck everything up. With the exception of New Day and KO, RAW is garbage right now. Just some thoughts: 1. Sheamus could be a decent heel world champion... if booked strongly. But apparently WWE doesn't believe in...
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Mets have home field, Jag... :D Cubs are a wild card winner, not a division winner.
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Still hate the bat flip. I talked to my dad about it later that night, and he had the same reaction to it. I don't care what race or age you are, there are still unwritten rules that should be followed in the MLB. I was glad to see the Dodgers eliminated tonight. I don't have a rooting interest...
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Toronto came across as completely classless yesterday. Maybe I'm an old school guy, but that bat flip by Bautista was fucking ridiculous. He deserves to get nailed for that down the road. And what's with the players celebrating on the field immediately after the HR? The game is still going on...
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Classy as always, Jagger. :hatsoff: Cubs won a postseason series against the best team in baseball. I couldn't be happier. Still a tough road ahead, but these kids seem to be taking everything in stride. Can't wait for Saturday.
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Losing Russel's glove at shortstop (and his bat as well) is a huge blow defensively. Javi couldn't even throw the ball across the diamond yesterday. Both of his throws were low. One of them ended up being an error. Cubs cannot afford to make any mistakes. Scary to say that I trust Castro more...
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Soler hasn't even made an out yet in this series. 4H (2 HR) and 5 BB in 9 AB. Dude is really seeing the ball well. Some of Maddon's moves make me scratch my head. I didn't understand pulling Soler and Schwarber. On nights like tonight, you can't have enough runs. I don't understand making...
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Chase Utley suspended for games 3 & 4. Doesn't make up for not calling interference on the play, but I guess it'll have to do. http://espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs2015/story/_/id/13866872/chase-utley-suspended-2-games-slide-broke-ruben-tejada-leg
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Good win for the Cubs... but it was a strange day. Their offense is still pretty anemic. St. Louis gift wrapped three runs on awful throws from Wong and Garcia. I'm still convinced that if Garcia threw home after fielding the bunt, he would have gunned Fowler at the plate. But he immediately...
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Man, two of my biggest fears manifested in the first game of the series: 1. No offense. Seriously. Bryant, Rizzo, and Castro are 0-21 through two postseason games. And what's with all the strikeouts looking tonight? The zone was expanded a little, but you have to adjust as a hitter (looking at...
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Last night was awesome. No words to describe Arrieta right now. First pitcher with over 10 K, no BB, and a shutout in postseason history. Sadly, the reward for winning last night is playing the best team in baseball. You have to give the nod to St. Louis in this series. Home field advantage...
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    2015 MLB Thread

    I'll just leave this here: :D So excited for tomorrow. Gerrit Cole is no slouch though. I'm expecting a helluva pitching duel and hopefully some Cubby magic in the late innings to pull out a close game. Key to the game is Fowler. As he goes, so go the Cubs.
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    Four seasons (parody)

    How the fuck is this a parody? You make me want to punch a baby. :mad:
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    2015 MLB Thread

    Cubs bullpen issues will ultimately be their downfall. It's been such a glaring deficiency for years now. I can't understand how it still hasn't been addressed. Why build such a great, young team in most other aspects, but neglect this one area? It's like if an architect built a beautiful house...
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    NFL '15 Season Thread

    Reggie Wayne asking for his release is interesting. I wonder what prompted that. I'm assuming he'll sign a one day contract now with Indy and retire.
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    Music That Makes You Feel.

    I'll give you two. They both tell their own story. Death Cab for Cutie - Passenger Seat Then looking upwards I strain my eyes and try To tell the difference between shooting stars and satellites From the passenger seat as you are driving me home. "Do they collide?" I ask and you smile. With...
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    NFL '15 Season Thread

    Agree on all your points, but this in particular is the main issue. How does an organization with 10 billion dollars in annual revenue not have a structured discipline system in place to police its employees in a fair and just manner? Why aren't all punishments grounded in policy and clearly...
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    help me. Actress name?

    Fuck, man. The picture was in the first post. You really didn't need to post it 3 more times, link to it 3 times, and then create another thread about the same picture. Also, there's a whole forum for identifying pictures. I would suggest posting there...
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    Jenna's a fattie...

    She looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet... Wait, she was.
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    Ronda Rousey gets offer to do porn

    I think I have better odds of actually sleeping with her than I do of seeing her in porn. I'd probably last about as long as one of her fights too...
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    Anyone ever had a hot school teacher you wanted to fuck when you studied at school?

    Nothing in high school. I had a Sociolinguistics professor in college who was banging hot though. She was in her early 30s at the time. The class was real interesting too... or maybe she just made it interesting. Not sure. Never tried anything though. She was always very professional in class...
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    If I Gave You $50

    Quit derailing the thread with your middle school bullshit. Both restaurants blow. Move the fuck on. I'd buy a couple of upper deck Cubs tickets for a weekday game. And I'd still have enough money left over for a beer afterward.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I'd just like to take a second and point out how damn entertaining The New Day is. Seriously, their pre-match routine (clapping, singing, playing instruments, insulting the crowd, etc.) is hilarious. Also, Kofi and Big E work well together as a heel team in the ring. And Xavier Woods shouting...
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    US Marines thwart a gunman on a Paris-bound train.

    Well, the other is a Lakers fan...so I guess that evens it out. Also this:
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Brittney Shumaker is on my gaming PC.
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    PORNSTAR BATTLES Maddy O'Reilly vs Jodi Taylor

    Look, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish... but Leanna Decker is the hottest redhead on the planet. ** drops mic
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    Jon Stewart Retiring From The Daily Show

    Re: ****tewart Retiring From The Daily Show Jon S was a forum member who was stalking Nikki Nova if I remember correctly. That's why she's not on the board anymore and why his name is banned. He was a giant fucking douche if you don't remember. On topic, I found Stewart entertaining. I...
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    Huckabee Makes New Genetic Discovery!

    Huckabee is a moron. This is the same guy who said "One thing that all of us have a responsibility to do is recognize that climate change is here, it's real" in 2007 when campaigning for president. But apparently now he has flip flopped... because reasons. The fact that so many republicans are...
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    Bullshit Behind Attack on Planned Parenthood

    Democrats don't believe scientists when they overwhelmingly say that life starts at a fetus, yet they overwhelmingly believe scientists when it relates to climate change. They're all for science when it works to their advantage. That argument works both ways I guess. Not speaking to validity of...
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    Best American Sitcom?

    Vitameatavegamin, Adam. How do you forget that? And yes, I Love Lucy has to be up near the top. I watched reruns on Nick-at-Nite back in high school. Good, wholesome comedy in every episode. Those were the days.
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    Bullshit Behind Attack on Planned Parenthood

    Hmmm... seems I can't give rep to every single Sabrina post. Must be a board issue. :dunno:
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    Bullshit Behind Attack on Planned Parenthood

    The attack isn't really about abortion right now, is it? No. It's about the whole selling aborted fetuses to research facilities and potentially profiting from it. That seems to irk people for some reason... crazy, right? But at least you got to rant and attack Republicans in another thread by...
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    Test Area V

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    Americans and Our Lack of Culture

    I'd rather visit all the wonderful places that our country has to offer. America is expansive, and there's plenty to do here. I had the best deep dish pizza at Lou Malnati's in Chicago, IL. I had the best clam chowder at Nervous Nellie's in Fort Myers, FL, the best lobster at Lobster Shack at...
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    What Porn Sites do you regularly check up on?

    EroticaX, Passion HD, Fantasy HD, Nubile Films, JoyMii, and Babes.com
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    Post your internet speed.

    I have the basic Internet package through Comcast. I'd rather set my money on fire than give it to them, but they're the only game in town right now. I can watch Netflix and game online at the same time without any hiccups. I honestly can't imagine why I would need anything faster.
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