Making signs for a baseball game

Not sports specific here, but i got a weird request for you all. The guys and I are going to a baseball game and we're going to make signs that insult players of the opposing team BUT we want them to be so completely harmless that they aren't even really insults. We have a couple already like "_____ ****** with a night light", "______ thought the Goonies was okay but overrated" and "______ sings Katy Perry in the shower". Just wondering if anyone can think of anything funny we could use?
 

Premium Content

This thread contains exclusive content for our premium community members.

What you're missing:
  • Full discussion and replies
  • Community interaction and voting
Already have an account?
✨ Unlock exclusive discussions and premium features
Premium Benefits:
Exclusive content • Priority support • Advanced features • Full thread access
Top