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Greetings, miss Jordan. I hope life is treating you well.

Happy birthday, beautiful!

If you accept my friendship, I won't have to cry myself to ***** every night. Just kidding. Love your work. You are crazy beautiful!

Hope all is going well for you, miss Jordan.

I hope all is going well for you, miss Danielle

I hope all is going well for you, m'lady.

Welcome :D

Eating disorder? No, its a thyroid condition.

Or... suing because, as a test, they went to 38 different McDonalds to see if they'd get 11. And all that eating caused them to get fat.

I'll be doing better if you tell me you need help with either of your tasks :D

Hello my friend. I hope all is going well for you.

I wonder if the parents of 'Tony' were proud that their *** was playing the ****** fudging lead, or did they sit and wonder what level of hell they reached when they allowed their *** to attend this school. It is becoming a stranger world every day.

Awesome! Gymkata is available on Netflix. I am so going to burn a few remaining brain cells trying to sit through this one!

Heres one to go along with it

.500 Smith and Wesson should do the trick.

I **** it when ninjas have guns.

Have fun on the shoot. And I am from northern Illinois :D

The funny thing is, the CGI raptor has more acting talent.

And you the Woman And you can call me Jack :)

Just blame me. I can take the heat for ya!

Congrats on becoming official!

No truer words have ever been written

I am voting for you, m'lady. Good luck!

I'll bet a shiny quarter at least one idiot walked in to the office and asked it they were hiring.

Anything for you, m'lady.

Since I would never want to make you cry...

Thanks for the add. :D

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks!

What car?

That is either a big ass steering wheel, or Tom is just a little fellow... Oh, sorry Tom. Opt for a ***-sized steering wheel next time.

The things people spend money on...

I'll be the first to admit that I am not man enough to hit that. Now, if you'll all excuse me, I have to use some HCL and an eye washer.

"Hey Po, does this red diaper thing make my ass look big?" "No, just stupid." Friends don't let friends go out with diapers on.

This one gets a big old no. :)

At least they match :pukey:

Just another day in paradise

Re: Serena Taylor / Heather Summers Well, I'll do the shoot if you can't find anyone else ;) You don't even have to pay me. Wow, I am easy to get along with :1orglaugh: You are awesome. :bowdown:

Its Gemma Atkinson.

Re: Who Has Better Tits Winona Ryder OR Heather Graham? Winona Ryder. All the way (for me, anyway)

It doesn't matter. There are some 18 year old hags and 50 year old hotties. :dunno:

Thanks for the add!:hatsoff:

So, now that it all makes sense. Lets review. Satan and Obama and Lincoln were all the same and he is a Socialist AnitChrist that was on the grassy knoll. And the picture of the plate in front of the sign is a clear sign (pun intended) Oliver Stone making a Little Mermaid remake. Meanwhile, JR...

I never really cared for her. Maybe when she first came out. But the feeling faded fast.:dunno:

I'd never be able to finish the design... I'd keep rubbing it off and starting over.. but thats just me :)

If she needs any help under there, I am willing to offer my services

If she doesn't have implants, I will gladly implant something for her.

"If you can't see your dick, its time to start working out." :eek:

yea yea yea. :)

Its pretty creepy.

I know better. Dammit all!