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    Merry Christmas to you too

    Merry Christmas to you too
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    Historical Examples of "Fake News"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protocols_of_the_Elders_of_Zion
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    Help!!! I´m in LOVE

    bump
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    I need to know the name of this movie

    Honey I Shrunk The Kids
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    What Did You Eat For Breakfast?

    Latte is all I need in the mornings
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    If you were a superhero, what would be your power and outfit?

    Dunno about outfit but I'd have the ability to time travel and eventually progress to space/dimensional travel. A bit like Q from Star Trek I guess
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    Living Dangerous: What is the Most Risky Thing You Have Ever Done?

    Moved from Briefs to Boxers
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    How to read the Bible?

    Unbelievable!
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    I need to know the name of this movie

    Jurassic Park
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    Vatican recognizes state of Palestine in new treaty

    Even if this happens there will still be war, Iran and Qatar will continue to fund the likes of Hamas in their fight to eliminate Israel, they pretty much say so all the time when they talk to Arab media although they water it down when talking to western media, Radical Islam doesn't compromise...
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    Prime Minister of Luxemburg is now a husband

    I'm sure he will be fine......unless he shows up looking like this
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    Christianity in Decline, U.S Becoming Less Religious

    Once Islam touches a country it never leaves, fact of history, yet in many Muslim countries you've seen all traces of Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism and Paganism disappear through govt policy and violence and intimidation on lower levels.
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    Christianity in Decline, U.S Becoming Less Religious

    It's not becoming less religious, Islam is on the rise!
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    N.Korean Minister of Defense Executed by Motherfucking Anti-aircraft gun.

    The guy had it coming, at least he went out quickly
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    Vatican recognizes state of Palestine in new treaty

    Totally agree! I used to believe all the crap the media put out that makes the Israelis look like evil occupiers and the Palestinians a poor people yearning for freedom, then I saw the light! Palestinians do deserve freedom, from Hamas! ME countries like Qatar and Iran give millions to the...
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    Texas Military Exercise Sparks Speculation of Martial Law

    Yes I said burnt or burned, whatever is correct No, google Ulysses 31
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    Where can I find this Tool song version?

    Still the same? 6ColzBZyhBU
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    Texas Military Exercise Sparks Speculation of Martial Law

    I think the White House needs to be burnt down again to teach those rednecks in Washington where to draw the line
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    Who owns the Texas area? (parody)

    Most Argentinians are descended from Spanish colonialists, they are not ones to talk about Imperialism. In fact Britain was ruling the Falklands long before Argentina even became a country not to mention the fact that 99% of the country voted to stay part of Britain, they invaded once and were...
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    Texas Military Exercise Sparks Speculation of Martial Law

    That's good thinking Jagger, carry out some reconnaissance on those govt bastards
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    People that look like monkeys

    And finally one from Finland
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    The Other Black Dude From Walking Dead Arrested for DUI And Marijuana Possession

    I can't stand the guy in the program, he is constantly on the verge of a breakdown and nearly got everyone killed in the series finale. He's a snitch and a backstabber too.
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    Who owns the Texas area? (parody)

    Double Post
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    Who owns the Texas area? (parody)

    Your reasoning is simplistic and naive, people have moved around for thousands of years so where do you draw the line at who owns what? In any case doesn't something like 60%-70% of the Mexican people have Spanish blood meaning the majority of them are descended from Spanish colonialists so are...
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    Texas Military Exercise Sparks Speculation of Martial Law

    They should probably kill all the troops just to be on the safe side
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    Who should I jack off to next?

    Belinda Jenner
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    Faux "News" and The Decline of America

    Think you must have stepped on his toe one day, probably back in the 80s
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    Iran leads calls for Israel to give up nuclear weapons

    So what did he mean then if it was translated accurately? In any case I was referring to Ali Khamenei, the current Supreme Leader Of Iran as Amadinejad is long gone, he wrote this on his OFFICIAL Twitter page less than 6 months ago:
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    Iran leads calls for Israel to give up nuclear weapons

    As much as Iranian rhetoric is against Israel they are more likely to strike Saudi Arabia if anyone, they are already fighting a proxy war against them in Yemen (they support the Shite Houthis rebels who have been bombed by the Saudis) and who knows if this will spill over into an out all...
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    Iran leads calls for Israel to give up nuclear weapons

    Will future presidents enforce that? I think the Jews of Israel want their protection in their own hands as history has taught them that anti-Semitism never goes away and when conditions get bad in any country the Jews are often the first to get blamed for it.
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    Islam Mandatory, Christianity Optional in French Schools

    Hamas do nothing for their people either. They get millions in aid from the EU, US, Iran and Qatar and where does that money go? On hospitals, on feed, on air raid shelters, no it goes on building terror tunnels, weapons and thousands of rockets, the rest goes into the bank accounts of Meshal...
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    Iran leads calls for Israel to give up nuclear weapons

    The fundamental difference is that Israel has never threatened to wipe Iran from the map whilst Iran constantly threatens to do that to Israel, all it takes is for a religious fanatic to seize power in Iran and they would not hestitate to nuke Israel and clense the region of Jews and Christians...
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    Islam Mandatory, Christianity Optional in French Schools

    I'm not gonna pretend to know a lot about religion but a religion is only as good as its followers interpret it. An Islamic preacher could go on all day about how peaceful Islam is yet it's meaningless when you have thousands of followers joining IS, forcing sharia law onto people whose lands...
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    Most beautiful female that does porn?

    Some of those camgirls are stunning but you won't see them in porn films or even find out their real names, most don't even have proper stage names
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    Funniest thing the Brits have done in a long time, renamed a pub the Cock and Seaman

    That's nothing, this is the funniest thing we've done http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?513636-How-hunt-for-escaped-tiger-became-wild-goose-chase-when-beast-turned-out-to-be-a-TOY&highlight=british+police
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    British Prime Minister Tony Blair

    It was war to the Provos
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    watching dead pornstars

    Re: Do You Jerk Off To Women You Know Are Dead? Only if I can sneak my way into the morgue
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    watching dead pornstars

    Re: Do You Jerk Off To Women You Know Are Dead? Only is there's no CCTV in the cemetery
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    Guns do not save lives

    If you train your dog on how to use your gun you won't have to kill anybody
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    watching dead pornstars

    Re: Do You Jerk Off To Women You Know Are Dead? It's an extract from my memoirs!
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    watching dead pornstars

    Re: Do You Jerk Off To Women You Know Are Dead? Only until the cops find the body
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    The Word for Sunday

    It's that a woman told him to be quiet, he probably considers them to be possessions like most Radical Muslims
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    Can Racist Humor Be Funny?

    Sorry I wasn't trying to offend, just trying to show the sort of jokes that don't get called racist because they just play on stereotypes, most people will have a little giggle but more than likely won't believe what's written, a bit like dumb blond jokes. I didn't go out of my way to pick Texas...
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    The True Cost of Gun Violence in America

    In light of the many terror attacks in France the past few years all Police should be armed or at least have a rapid response armed unit on the scene in minutes, those guys should never have been able to get so far away for so long. I seem to recall a video on the news after they left the...
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    Can Racist Humor Be Funny?

    Only if it's about Texas
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