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Years ago when I lived in Detroit, I was talking about going through the Cheddar Gorge and my friend asked me if it was called that because the rock looked like cheese. I have a hard time finding Lancashire and Cheshire cheese over here, but you can get loads of great stilton and double gloucester.

Isn't he unpopular with a lot of the party? Might be the ammo they need to give him the push.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but over the years on this board you have admitted to various deviant acts of congress with various fauna, flora and household objects. To the best of my knowledge the only things left unmolested are the current pope, the late queen mum (God Bless Her!) and Simon...

If you truly are a music snob, then you will know who the woman in my avatar is.

The late Steven Wells wrote about the crowd ******** at Eagles games in Philly. Wasn't there a jail under the stands or something? Apart from that though I don't know of a set of fans with a culture of ********. I've been to NFL games all over the US and the atmos is just different to...

I think of all the claptrap around American exceptionalism this is the bit that grinds me down the most. The eternal idea that the place of America in the world is solely dependent on internal personalities, events and policies. Like the rest of the world is some static entity that solidified...

You got taught by a gang of incompetants! I find that so hard to believe. If you have the time, could you pop over to MIT and do a course on cold fusion? That way you could take it all with 'a pinch of salt' and solve the global energy crisis when you get home

I'm part of a pixie euthanasia operation. Pixies and fairies that no longer like to sit on toadstools contact me at my forest retreat. I then have a wank while looking at their photograph and upon completion they pass on into the ether.

It is hard to get worked up about the tea party crowd on account of them not having any real policies, direction, leadership, briains or victories. Getting upset about them throwing tantrums is missing the point. That's what they do. Sure there is an ugly rump to their movement but...

They didn't get uber wealthy by stealing from the underclass. They've been robbing the middle class blind for ages.

Well, posing as a representative of the organization that stands between a ***** and eternal damnation would be a good start, compared to posing as assistant area co-ordinator for the local chapter of NAMBLA for instance.

Tom Baker by a mile. He had the mix of whimsy and gravitas pitch perfect. When I die and get to heaven I'm going to hassle Douglas Adams to write new episodes of Dr Who and get Tom Baker to act in them. It really doesn't get any more scouse thatn growing up on Scotty Road in Liverpool. It is...

Call it what Hitler called his, you'll fit right in come the annual parade in Couer d'Alene.

Anthony Burgess - who was keen on this sort of stuff used to say that for Shakespeare to be authentic it should be done with an accent similar to that in Boston (US) not Boston Lincs.

Each to his own and that....John Daly

Again, David Frum on how Rush and Co are playing the right for fools, stifling debate, backing the movement into a corner and giving Obama his biggest victory................highlights mine. I couldn't have bettered the last paragraph if I took all night. We followed the most radical voices in...

How about if Hannity says he will get waterboarded? Will you believe him? Hannity is one of two things: A man not of his word or a pussy. He will remain so until he submits to the *******.

David Frum gets this right as far as I am concerned. For those unfamiliar with him he was a communist hardliner who used to write speeches for the last republican president. Quote: Conservatives and Republicans today suffered their most crushing legislative defeat since the 1960s. It’s hard...

The old stopped clock is right twice a day eh?

Ahh this takes me back. Anybody else here used to ***** in the Lisbon or have a membership to Jodies circa 1982? Failing that, was anybody else at Arthur Black's 30th birthday party when these guys played? Back when they still had a coule of strippers in the group. What a night.

Its a long article but well worth reading. It is the story of the 1932 winter olympics bob sled event. As a taster here is a partial description of just one of the characters. These guys deserve to be rembered. Bold emphasis mine. Look long enough and you will find the tablet erected in...

The Headline Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores." The article saying it's all a load of bollocks. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3950/

Now as a fully paid up member of the BB fan club I would hope you take this in the spirit intended...my mum likes this programme and if I levelled this criticism at her choices, I'm guessing she would come right back (no pun intended) and point out out that a lot of the content on freeones is a)...

I am by no means trying to contradict you but when I lived in England BNF (British Nuclear Fuels) don't know if they are still called that now would always quote prices without ever putting in the figures for decommissioning plant. I'm led to believe that that is by far and away the biggest...

Shouting. Pointing. Something to do during between Nascar races. Light ****. The opposite of rap - whatever that is. Things to put bullets in. A chance to reminisce about the old days when you could throw on a sheet and cut a couple holes in a pillow case and have a good time.

Why are American climate change deniers always convinced that attempts to bring about sensible global climate policy initiatives are part of some conspiracy to alter the political landscape of the US? The green party of Denmark or Japan or South Africa really couldn't give a fuck if the...

Re: Rachel Maddow Stuns Rep. Aaron Schock By Calling Out His Spending Hypocrisy (VIDE The saddest thing about this by a mile is that the idea of a journalist actually doing the job they are supposed to is viewed as confrontational and stunning. I know that the UK I grew up in has a different...

Have you ever watched rugby league?

Then you are nothing more than wilfully ignorant. Strange that you seem to take pride in this assuming you are over the age of 12. Surely even a third tier university like yours can do better than that. Kerry was awarded a bronze star, a silver star and a purple heart. All of them meeting...

This is a favourite. Where the fat, cowardly, impotent, **** addict makes **** up about a war hero fighting in the very war that Rush didn't quite make it to. Any guesses which of the two characters who Rush considers the Patriot? I'll give you a clue, it's not the one with the purple heart...

Please tell me you are not getting your worldview shaped by the nonsensical utterings of this bozo. Did you check out his columns? Sub Coulter wouldn't even describe it. How about his book. :Porn Generation: How Social Liberalism is Corrupting our Future. Perhaps we should have a freeones...

Er, lets just have an unregulated secret police ***** have a free hand to do as they see fit, up to and including ****** and *******. I'm sure I can think of some examples of why this is a bad idea. Unless you have confused the A-team for the CIA then I'm all for it.

Won't work, you'll be just rubbing one steaming load of **** against another.

One time I had a girlfriend ****** me and it was only about 20 seconds into the fight that I realised she wasn't joking. I had to sit on her until she said she would stop fighting. All because I pinched her bum. She was from Kent. I'm just saying that incase anyone is thinking of dating a...

Don't you mean another reason to dislike their publicity stunts? Or are you pro the whole unethical treatment of ******* a la Michael Vick?

If you haven't anything nice to say don't come on taking sheep shots. Wool that's just my opinion. You've probably herd it all before.

If you are just doing the grade on the poll then fair enough but if you are seeking to make comments will those on the right of the aisle coordinate their answers. As I am to understand the message from that quarter President Obama has accomplished nothing and sent the nation hurtling toward...

I don't know anything about this show or Fred Trueman. He was an outstanding cricket player in his day. "Fiery Fred" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trueman

Perhaps you could make a TV show about it. Perhaps you could call it Indoor League. Perhaps you could get the late Fred Trueman to present it. "I'll see thee." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOlEYNlSZ44 Watch Freds intro. Pint in one hand and pipe in the other. Classic.

The minute you either a) accept myth as literal truth and begin acting upon it or b) begin following the directions of an individual who professess a more correct understanding of mythical texts you can wave goodbye to the best of humanity. You have given up on your greatest human gift...

She is an attractive young lady. Good enough looking to get a job in the New York City attorney generals office pool from which recruits to "Law and Order" are drawn. Also good enough looking to get a dectectives badge in one of those forensic science units that have a 100% clean up rate and...

Re: ACORN "Gotcha" Man Arrested in FBI Sting, Attempt to Tamper w/ Dem Senator's Phon Bonehead Michelle Malkin seems to srtike the right balance for once. "The Times-Picayune has not posted the full FBI affidavit, but the details they have are damning. This is neither a time to joke nor a time...

Fucking hell are you in luck! Here she is in her controversial pose from the city centre liverpool. She has been "amusing schoolboys for over a century. http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1101/1476683994_2962c3116f.jpg

If you are looking for tales of toilets and such why not do a thread about being cruised. Encounter could mean anything. I once took a flight from Cleveland to Newark. I got merrilly ***** talking to an obviously gay man in the next seat. He told me I was a great guy and that if I was gay...

I can't stand this routine where the pregame show has four suits sat at a desk that look like they auditioning for the Monkees. The old one, the serious one, the crazy and the handsome one. (I'm glad to say though that they no longer have the black one, in the the world of Football pundits -...

Good luck with any show over here that hopes to garner a profit by airing the tawdry lives of demented attention whores. It'll never happen.

I agree plus this.

We hear this a lot and the sad truth is the question is back to front. Can't we make ourselves go and watch new, inventive and challenging movies, would be a better way of putting it. I'm sorry to say that hollywood would be more than happy to kick out one first class intelligent drama after...

There was once a rugby player called Martin Offiah who was a very fast runner. There was once a movie called Chariots of Fire about very fast runners. Hey presto Martin "Chariots" Offiah.

And now the denouemont. http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/***-SOLDIER-WALKS-FREE-COURT/article-1626207-detail/article.html