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Yeah...all of you geniuses on this porn board understand everything this fucking guy is saying. Sure you do. I'll be honest at least. I was the guy in the back of the classroom, not saying a fucking thing because I was too hung over. Midterm final: D+

I'll try this again. It's March Madness. Conference tourneys are over or winding down. Let's discuss. If this one doesn't fly, I swear I'm gonna start a thread where I post only really ugly chicks naked. So there.

Would you rather have sex with the porn star of your choice, or get a month free road time with this Ferrari?

HERE'S THE STORY. Apparently, separate monoliths were found in an area of the Utah desert, and in Romania, near a holy site.

Tried to post a Thanksgiving message on my profile. It kept saying "Post less than 420 characters." I had maybe 75 characters total. Is math that difficult?

I'm no computer expert. But I've had computer problems in the past...and now one in the present. With all of the horseshit threads some people start, I thought I'd start one that was at least useful. This is for everyone to ask for help, and anyone to respond with solutions. I think this would...

Meijer sucks ass. Every time I go in there. They have a lot of produce...but it all blows. The red onions were rotting and...I swear it's true...I bought a bunch of bananas that were still green, and they were starting to turn yellow while I was waiting at the checkout. Their shelves were bare...

Sex. Porn stars. National monuments. Three things everybody thinks about. We all have our favorites. So...what about YOU? Wherein would you like to sling your bologna alongside the porn patriot of your choice? Anal in Aniakchak with-----? A blowjob in Browns Canyon from------? It's your choice!

Penmanship...when your teachers said it was important, they were just being teachers. But who the hell wants to read ancient Sumerian written by a cross-eyed derelict? Good writing is important. Even for our favorite porn heroes. So...which porn actress OR actor, has the best handwriting?

We could all use a little help around the house nowadays. And what would be better than having your favorite porn ********* come on over and get a little dirty? So...who would it be? Which porn star makes you want to get out the rags, the cleaner, the bucket...and hand them all to her?

Hey...we could all use a little more righteousness in our lives...so, which adult film starlet/porn star would you most like to take to a Sunday church service, followed by maybe a little adult Sunday school, then maybe over to Aunt Millie's for ice cream and cake?

We've lost a real babe and Playmate-Should-Have-Been. Actress Kelly Preston passes away at 57 from breast cancer.

The liberal part of me likes the frosty coating. The conservative part of me wishes we were allowed to watch the old cartoons that seem to offend a lot of people nowadays. Speaking of which, here's a good one: Porky Pig gets hired by a womens' liberationist to watch her maladjusted ***. It's got...

It ran on ESPN and completed a few weeks ago. It's a Netflix deal with ESPN backing, and it covers the Bulls' history during the Jordan era, particularly the Three-Peat season in the late 90s. I just started watching it. First impression: man, Mike...you better let up a little on the libations...

You porn video-ordering perverts had better be careful, or you might get religion.

I've been reading and hearing a lot of comments about people using their car horns. Some folks...and this seems to cross all lines of society...**** the hell out of them. So...what are your thoughts on your use or other peoples' use of car horns?

Phyllis George set the mark for females in sports broadcasting...and she was a hottie. RIP Phyllis.

HAPPY LEAP DAY !!! Here are some interesting facts about Leap Day and Leap Year: https://www.history.com/news/why-do-we-have-leap-year https://www.timeanddate.com/date/leap-day-february-29.html https://www.onthisday.com/birthdays/february/29 What's with all those serial killers born on Leap...

Here It Is !! That's right. The OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NCAA Men's Basketball Thread. We're also calling it the "Don't You Guys Do ANYTHING Besides Jerking Off Thread." Here, men, women, and others, can discuss their views on the current college basketball season. So, in the spirit of the season...

On December 17, users of Tumblr who expect to see pornographic images better look elsewhere. https://www.wired.com/story/tumblrs-porn-ban-reveals-controls-we-see-online/ https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ev3ayk/sex-bloggers-say-tumblr-is-as-good-as-gone-after-porn-ban What are your thoughts?

Hey...if Dino can start crazy-assed threads, so can I. So, how about it? What were some of your favorite lunch boxes as a ***...or now, as the case may be.

I'd love to provide a link, but they're being swatted down by Disney faster than a manic flyswatter. Do some Googling and you may find it, or at least info about it. If you've seen it, what are your thoughts?

Here is the story: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/17/cyclops-goat-born-with-one-eye-is-worshiped-by-villagers-in-india-6643422/ The goat in scripture and religion is important conceptually in Christian, Hebrew, Islam and even Gnostic beliefs. There is a connection between the birth of a "miracle"...

It's no laughing matter. They're taking over, folks. :helpme: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/22/503007930/chicago-alderman-warned-about-aggressive-squirrels-then-one-took-him-out?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=news

Goodbye champ. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/muhammad-ali-greatest-all-time-dead-74-n584776

Where the hell is everybody?

The newest trailer for Captain America: Civil War is out. https://www.yahoo.com/movies/first-look-spider-man-captain-170559315.html Opinions? Discussion? You don't give a ****? Or anything about these dumb superhero movies from the Marvel world.

Actor George Kennedy has ****** away. A veteran actor from the Airport movies, he won Best Supporting Actor honors for Cool Hand Luke. RIP to a talent. http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/*********/oscar-winning-actor-george-kennedy-dies-91-n528511

http://news.yahoo.com/wayne-rogers-star-m-h-020715491.html?nf=1 RIP. Big fan of the show. He walked out after the third season along with McLean Stevenson. Unfortunately his career never took off after that. He got active in politics for a while, and in spokesman work. Good actor.

Who dis? http://xhamster.com/movies/5486849/playing_video_games_with_not_a_stepdad.html

What do you think? http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-songwriters

****** and ****** Nature gettin' it on...

From "To **** A Mockingbird" To "Go Set A Watchman"--Harper Lee's New Novel Arriving Harper Lee--the author of the much-beloved 1960 novel To **** A Mockingbird--has a new novel, titled "Go Set A Watchman," due out soon. Many consider it the publication of the decade, considering Lee's secrecy...

Anyone else watching this series? It's based on an old Ray Bradbury short story. Steven Spielberg produces it. Just watched the fourth episode. What are you all's thoughts?

Charlotte Lambert from PB and elsewhere. http://www.imagebam.com/image/32f1c9336027494 http://www.imagebam.com/image/6d2443336027491 http://www.imagebam.com/image/a5c77c336027489 http://www.imagebam.com/image/4fd6da336027487

http://gma.yahoo.com/minivan-stop-turns-wild-chase-***-****-233648112--abc-news-topstories.html Comments. Here we go.....

Kind of warms your heart. So put down your dicks for a minute and read this. http://gma.yahoo.com/batkids-wish-transforming-san-francisco-gotham-155349908--abc-news-topstories.html

Very upsetting news. http://news.yahoo.com/mandela-life-support-faces-impending-death-223616156.html

Here's a sample: http://www.celebjihad.com/*****-jihad/new-scarlett-johansson-nude-photo

http://travel.yahoo.com/blogs/compass/want-visit-mars-applications-being-taken-205216264.html Oh, yeah!! :cool:

http://www.eonline.com/news/original_goodfella_henry_hill_dead_69/323147 The contract is now void.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ryan-tannehill-wife-stole-show-thursday-nfl-draft-161434718.html Your comments. Please...no profanity.

Original thread here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?587345-What-Is-Your-Opinion-Of-My-Cool-New-Car Vote, bitches!! ...I chose what I thought were the best ones. If you weren't chosen, sue me.

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More reason to **** Greg Kinnear. He's married to this former Page 3 and actress cutie: http://img148.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=87165_labdon14_123_403lo.jpg http://img270.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17411_Untitled_123_346lo.jpg...

A real beauty. But spoiled that a lot by doing raunchy vids early in her career, including...well, I'll let your imagination go. Modelling: http://img257.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=87512_1420S033_123_550lo.JPG http://img207.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=30699_Jenny_177_123_560lo.jpg H/C...