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....Is me. I'm bored of this place now anyways. For whose of you who knew, and who are still even here, thanks for keeping it a secret. Ciao.

I thought about putting it on her thread, but it's probably worthy of being seen by everyone and not just people who wanna go whack off to an old plastic British chick. dSju2fw7AXk

...Deserves its own thread. R55e-uHQna0

... I always have the urge to listen to music. Just as I finish, suddenly a song will come into my head and I'll go to youtube to find it. Like just then, I jerked off to some black chick sucking on some guys balls, and as soon as I jizzed I thought "I wonder if there is a decent video on...

You joined today and you already have almost 100 posts. Is this some kind of a record? Chill the hell out...

Well, do ya?

And stop listening to all these begging threads. Make up your own damn mind.

This post has no real meaning. The reason for it, is while I was away, I had a blog. However, I knew my parents were reading this blog at home. Anything sex or **** related had to stay out. So I'm deciding to vent it here. It could be considered a "wall of text", but I don't care, it is as the...

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I **** all these threads about sterilising. Everyone who starts one is a true idiot. Ah, ****.

Fuck her in the ass. FACT. Also works for you, gents, just ger her to stick a finger up there. Or you could do it yourself, but that is never as much fun.

Fire away, vodkazvictim.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue

Discuss.

Discuss. The only people who automatically dislike crumpets are idiotic redneck Americans who haven't even tried them.

I couldn't come up with a decent title. Back to the Tits? Babes to the future? Time-traveling whores? Whatever. http://www.playboy.com/articles/playboy-goes-back/index.html Hawt.

There, pretty much sums it up. No need for any more threads. I got you covered, buddy :thumbsup:

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/08/hbo-making-a-show-about-porn Sounds like it could be good. But being HBO, it will probably be cancelled before it's finished.

In a rush to get an omelette into my empty stomach, I accidentally slammed my fork into my tooth and chipped it. Now you all know. Be safe, folks.

Saw this on the front of my news paper. I know you shouldn't believe everything you read in the press, but this seems pretty legit to me. What does this mean for us humans? It's pretty fucked up. How could it have happened?

Drive, walk, public transport or SUICIDAL DEATH CLIMB?!!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I I am fucking dizzy. True, that.

On the 17th floor of the World Trade Centre. http://www.businessinsider.com/there-already-was-a-ground-zero-mosque-2010-9 Pretty interesting, eh? Shame this wasn't widely spread news before, could have shut a few people up early on. I apologise if this was already mention in one of the other...

Which of these women do you think would be most likely to throw a spear effectively? This could be either during a hunt or possibly just trying to ****** someone. I suppose it doesn't really make a difference.

So, an old lady puts a cat in a wheelie bin and gets death threats. I wonder what will happen to this girl when she gets caught. http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/crazy-puppy-throwing-girl (WARNING, THIS IS HEAVY ****) Bit-o-news on the subject...

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/book_reviews/article6914181.ece How many have you read? I was going through it looking for my favourite, and was outraged when I got to the top 10 and still hadn't seen it listed!!! But then I discovered it took the number...

They should have sent all of us Brits cards saying sorry, instead of shitty christmas ones...

Choose wisely my friends.

When you say it over and over again it doesn't sound like a real word any more. "Communism" "Connamism" "Cnnnamusim" "Cinnamonnn" I think thats why no one likes them. I'd love to hear some feedback though. Maybe Facial king has an opinion on the matter?

According to some bitch I've "fucked everyone". I just wanted to find out for sure.

...Anyone?

Is this just fantasy?

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Seems like a popular attention seeking craze on freeones these days. And probably completely fictional. I know it, and you all know it. "If it smells, looks and tastes like bullshit, it is probably is bullshit." So this is the thread for you, want some free cheap FAKE sympathy? Just post in...

The reviews are starting to come in, and they are all loving it. The lack of multiplayer does put me off, but the replayability should still be there. Anyone else got/going to get this game?

Just a bit of fun; Flood - Tool Still Don't Give a Fuck - Eminem Superunknown - Soundgarden Sara's Mask - CKY Laserblast! - Fu Manchu

http://www.cracked.com/article_17300_6-ways-that-porn-runs-world.html Although Cracked does have a tendency to over exagerate, I do find it very believable.

Is this happening to anyone else, or just me? I'll click on a link to a thread, and it will take me to a seemingly random different one. An example, a few minutes ago I was in the "worst place to get a tattoo" thread, I clicked on the poll option I wanted (tramp stamp, of course), clicked...

I know, you are probably sick of hearing about Afghanistan, but no one can be sick of incredible photography... http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/04/recent_scenes_from_afghanistan.html Some sad, some scary, and some that bring a smile to your face, like number 39 and 41. Enjoy.

http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-helpful-bus/3130264 That bitch TOTALLY needed a ride.

...Where would you drop them? Ireland (I don't understand the agression) California (I'm just jealous. If I can't live there, no one can) Antarctica (just to see what would happen) Iran (Give them something to really be offended by) Belgium (Might liven the place up a bit) Fine print...

Are you bothered about the $3.86 offer to join? Even tempted? I hope they paid FreeOnes a lot to be so annoying.

Just tried the demo. I was expecting the usual rushed movie based videogame, but I was surprisingly impressed. The graphics are poor and it feels a bit... Stiff... But the covering is great, and curving your bullets is kinda fun. I doubt I'll pick up the full version, but the demo is worth...

Has anyone watched this show? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Men It's been recommended to me, and I was thinking about buying season 1, but I'm so picky with my TV shows I don't know if it will be my thing. It's by the creators of The Sopranos, and thats saying something. Just wanted to...

...What would his name be? I'm going to go with Coola Obamoola.

"Congratulations... Can we have the money back?" http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/13/sex.offender.lottery/ :dunno:

Why post one when you can post... Well, more than one?...

Fire away

OH GOD, OH DEAR GOD MY EYES. MY POOR FUCKING EYES. How do I unsee what I just saw? Holy fuck. I hope it was worth it, you stupid bastard. www.1man1jar.com For christ sake, don't click this link unless you are fully prepared for the worst.

That's how long he has been alive.