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https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38577860/dick-butkus-hall-fame-linebacker-chicago-bears-dies I was just a tiny *** in the midwest when Butkus retired so I never saw him play live but his legacy and reputation were alive and well. When my ******* was an All-American at the University of Iowa...

Pandemic, the threat of a nuclear holocaust, impending recession/depression, and an "insurrection" couldn't stop us from celebrating this year's the best of the worst. Please feel free to nominate anyone actively posting within the last year but remember to include a shitty quote and a link to...

If you're about to be a ****** victim of a black offender and that offender is ****** by police than the potential ********'s life matters more than the life that officer saved and he becomes a racist. At least that is the logic I'm seeing from notable shooting experts Lebaron James and Valerie...

Not too much to do because of the Boogerman this year but I'll find places to wear this.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/01/wilford-brimley-dead-dies-actor-quaker-oats-diabetes/ https://deadline.com/2020/08/wilford-brimley-dead-cocoon-the-natural-actor-85-1203001716/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter I had the privilege of driving Wilford Brimley around Las Vegas in 1996. I took...

In recent years he has been known for his work in the Hobbit movies but I remember him from Chariots of Fire, Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan and one of my favorites, "March or Die," with Gene Hackman and Terrence Howard. That movie is f a n t a s t i c. May the burdens of this world rest...

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https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29132028/dolphins-hall-fame-coach-don-shula-dies-90 May his memory be a blessing.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/16/brian-dennehy-dead-at-81-tommy-boy/ Too many good roles to list. Tom Callahan, Sr. The fat detective in F/X. The fat sheriff in First *****. So long Brian Dennehy. We hardly knew ye.

Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the film. There was a time, before the Corona virus, that a really terrible movie was released. It had a lot of star power, unusual CGI effects and a really confusing plot. Among the unusual effects was...

https://people.com/tv/robert-conrad-dead-at-84/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=social-share-article&utm_content=20200208&utm_term=7644921&fbclid=IwAR0HViCoM5jiYzi1EV9RH81ffUns6RGUT3nl-n8EL4mjfhh3jXMhnve91tw This one hits me a little harder than some others. Some of my...

https://twitter.com/John_POPS_Spoon https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/30/entertainment/john-witherspoon-dies/index.html It's a damn shame. No longer will I be able to get fresh Ho Cakes or properly make fun of Patricia Arquette. This man was a national treasure. So long, Pops. We hardly knew ye.

My girlfriend's *** wanted to be a knight for Halloween this year. So I made a couple of Crusader great helms out of EVA foam, hot glue, and ordered some costume tunics and surcoats. This is the result. Deus vult! url=https://postimg.cc/D4Svd2D8][/url] What are you bitches planning on for...

https://thehayride.com/2019/05/irony-lesbian-owned-vegan-cafe-that-charged-18-man-tax-goes-out-of-business/ Lesbians who don't eat meat? Well, duh. It started as a protest against the Patriarchy, which is fucking hilarious.

Gotta say, I'm not really a fan of his later work or his insane politics. But he was the lucky sperm that came out of American Treasure Henry Fonda's bag, so I guess a little reverence is required. So long, Peter Fonda. We hardly knew ye.

https://twitter.com/i/events/1148787978136776704 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/rip-torn-dead-larry-sanders-887059?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral Damn, damn, damn. So long, Rip Torn. We hardly knew ye.

No exceptions for ****** or ****? It is Alabama, after all. Now that the interweb is properly outraged because the 'right' to **** a baby in the womb has been infringed upon maybe there can be an honest discussion about how fucked up Roe v Wade was in the first place. Never mind that the suit...

https://www.dailywire.com/news/38520/gov-jerry-brown-quietly-admits-trump-was-right-emily-zanotti?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=051717-news&utm_campaign=dwtwitter

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/defense-national-security/two-marine-aviators-grounded-amid-sky-penis-investigation “We secretly think that what they did was hilarious, but we have to act like we’re taking it seriously” You could see it coming. I wonder if they hatched their plan in...

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/texas-voter-fraud-ring-indictments/ :D

https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/30/whitey-bulger-******-details-lock-eyes-gouged/ He was knocked out of his wheelchair, hit with a padlock in a sock and had his eyes gouged with a makeshift shiv. Wow. May his passing bring a measure of closure to the families of his victims.

https://www.kcci.com/article/report-suspect-in-custody-on-immigration-detainer-in-mollie-tibbetts-case/22791470 https://kfab.iheart.com/featured/chris-baker/content/2018-08-21-mollie-tibbetts-was-******-by-an-*******-*****/

You've been sitting through a dinner with people you have nothing in common and you let one rip. Does it make you feel a little happier or does it ******* you?

https://www.facebook.com/TheLiberal.ie/videos/2015051228539505/ A little back story here: the *** allegedly was damaging cars in the parking lot and the man in the video confronted him, sparking the incident.

The irony of this whole thing is that she took it upon herself to show that most Trump supporters aren't bigoted, racist pieces of ****; when she, in fact is a racist, bigoted piece of ****. I wouldn't have put her on the air just because she aligns with tinfoil hat wearing douche bags so...

I know I've seen her and I just can't remember her name. The one on the right.

He was 72. Although I never met him in person, I felt that I knew him. His mellow voice and disdain for the Clintons made the 1990s almost tolerable for me. He'd go of on weird tangents and embraced some really shitty conspiracy theories, but he presented some of the craziest stuff without...

Yes, I'm late producing this masterpiece...again. But in all fairness my life has gotten more complicated than usual this year. There are a few familiar names appearing here, plus a few that we haven't yet roasted for their awfulness. Notably missing is Will, not that he wasn't deserving or...

El Diablo Blanco, aka TheWhiteDevil pulled off a miraculous upset victory over four-time winner WillE.Worm. The difference between the two is dramatic. El Diablo will wear this title with pride and even adopt this shitty banner I created while sitting on the commode. Congratsturbations...

Like Presidential records. But on the bright side, it does include a room for yoga, a test kitchen so his beard can continue to inflict horrible food on young people. Strangely, it doesn't feature plans for his favorite stuff, a men's only bathhouse.

is that same day ending with an announcement that the DOJ has opened an investigation into Planned Parenthood's ******* activities. It pales in comparison to last November 8th, but it still gives me a chub...

My *** was involved in a traffic accident earlier today in Florida. He suffered a few broken vertebrae; spinal injuries; brain injuries; they had to drain his lungs. My ******* Sam called to let me know that my ****** has no brain activity and it won't be long until he expires. Despite many...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/10/25/hollywood-accused-harassers-molesters-rapists-rap-sheet-far/ I know, I know. It's Breitbart but it is surprisingly insightful.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/11/08/bombshell-a-list-hollywood-star-accused-of-******-corey-haim-at-13-on-movie-set/ I knew he was fucked up but HOLY ****.

This story would never have come out if Hilldebeast had won: http://www.weeklystandard.com/the-human-stain-why-the-harvey-weinstein-story-is-worse-than-you-think/article/2009995 At least, that is what the author of this article claims. Well, that and a complicit media probably helped him get...

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/10/06/larry-the-cable-guy-kevin-hart-others-remember-ralphie-may-dead-at-age-45/ Apparently he had a heart ****** shortly after finishing a show in Las Vegas. He was recovering from pneumonia as well. Not my favorite comedian but he had his moment. So long...

Reports are sketchy, but I've seen the number of deceased as high as 20. The Route 91 Harvest music festival was taking place at an outdoor venue across Las Vegas Blvd from Mandalay Bay. Witnesses stated that shortly after 10pm local time that automatic gunfire erupted from an elevated position...

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/10/01/band-of-brothers-hero-donald-malarkey-dies-at-age-96/ So long, Donald. We hardly knew ye.

I love the pomp and pageantry of college football. A&M's 13th man; Howard's Rock; Nebraska's blackshirts; Touchdown Jesus and anything associated with Notre Dame on a football Saturday; Army/Navy. And then there's my beloved Hawkeyes. We've had a few good traditions like singing the Hokey Pokey...

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/04/nyregion/senator-robert-menendez-new-jersey-trial.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&smid=tw-nytpolitics&smtyp=cur A 30 paragraph article that never mentions Menendez' party affiliation................that's strange. It's as if they're covering something up.

You know, whenever I left a war zone for some R and R I was never categorized as a "refugee."

If ever there was a super fight I don't give a **** about, it's this one. I would have paid to see it but then I remembered Mayweather is a woman beater so I lost interest. Everyone is picking Mayweather by a wide margin. Huffpo stated there is a 98.1 percent certainty that Mayweather wins...

Being the inquisitive soul that I am I googled OliviaJohnson905 and this is what I found: First off, if she's from Iceland why are all the links in Korean? Chinese? Secondly, "Sgt marine Angela, United States Military Sergeant?" Seems legit. Third, she goes from 'how's the weather' to...

http://yournewswire.com/wikileaks-clinton-bribed-6-republicans/amp/

Oh, and she's one of the "Day without a woman" and the "women's march" organizers and a completely ugly cunt. http://freebeacon.com/national-security/u-s-judge-orders-convicted-terrorist-rasmea-odeh-deported-strips-her-of-citizenship/

Barcelona, Cambrils and now Surgut in Russia. Fantastic work you guys. Nothing says "tolerance and peace" like a group of guys willing to **** fourteen people and injure a couple hundred others with a panel van and a machete to prove it.

I **** Virginia Nazis. Motherfucking neckbeard asshats. But the Founding Fathers knew unpopular speech is the kind of speech that specifically needs protecting, so who am I to condemn them for being neckbearded asshats? Oh, about the terrorist that hit 20 people with his car...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/gop-operative-clinton-emails-committed-suicide-article-1.3324960 That cunt is no good.

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