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twice a day...depends on if I'm in a hurry or not...

That one I could actually believe as real. Maybe a scene or between scenes on their last movie?

They're either lying or they SERIOUSLY need to get in "touch" with their own body! They don't know what they're missing!

skippy

Heh, that's poor lil guy just won't give up. I like how they get creative with the Olympics rings, too.

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I agree, Terri. Dita von Teese may have a small waist but she also has the curves that make her small waist look good. To me, Briana looks a bit too skinny, for my taste anyway.

Well, at least she has self-confidence...?

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Been posted a couple of times before but it's just as fun as it was the first time ;)

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I don't normally remember my dreams (your brain releases opiates into your brain 5 minutes after you have a ***** to erase it) but I DO remember waking up mid-orgasm on lots of occasions...without ever touching myself....now that's a good ***** :)

:eek: OH my, you need to get with the program ;)

I usually masturbate twice a day but I usually have multiple orgasms...so who knows?

http://magazines.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/sex/no/articles/0,,166928_633458,00.html try that link...there are a few positions illustrated. If you REALLY want to know how to do kama sutra I would recommend buying a book about it, that's the best way to get a complete guide. If you're too...

Thanks, ckjedi66. Princess, make your way into the Members section and tell us a little about yourself :)

LMao...that's great...

Watergate

dickhead

Hmmm...white gown with stars....interesting...

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A man in uniform is very sexy....be it in a military uniform or full-body pink spandex.....:love-smi: :laugh: :nannerf1:

Mr. Clean

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Foxy's already seen it and Foxy doesn't really care...if I didn't have a sense of humor I wouldn't still be here ;)

I concur!

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I hope so!

Triton

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Welcome princesskandie ;)

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Pfffft....college students don't study..they masturbate! And have lesbian sex! And naughty stuff like that!

Well..I AM a college student...I mean, that's a good excuse, right?

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Whoa...that's a boob job gone terribly wrong...

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Hey, we're pretty close, lol...

Very sexy, plaboy ;) Thanks for posting!

Damn...now I need to start over...I was thinking in terms of how many times I've masturbated...holy ****...16425...wait, now it's ...16426 :)

His head is awfully red...