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For your first question there's a couple threads discussing that topic. The second one though...damn thats a tough one. I'm a brutaly honest person and thank god that question has never popped up before my dick did. I think you'll just have to trust in a condomn. That's the only way you won't...

I nominate theguyver

Holy ****!! I'll be back in uhhhh 5 min:banana:

Yeah....I could have lived without seeing that.....

Those are excellent boobs! I mean they're perfect for whatever you want to do to them and the fact she's lying down and they're not "deflated".... Very nice. I really hope thats your gf cuz then I can easily say that u the man!

WOW!!!! Great finds everyone!!!!

Hilarious!!:rofl: I had these two dudes come by once and I humored them and said that I'd listen to what they had to say. Two fuckin hours later they finally left. Now when those people come by I just tell them God would be mad to know that you're wasting my time. LOL nah I just let them ring...

lol The answer to this question is easy.....No....

Excellent advice!!! I'll be sure to do it:thumbsup:

Re: Superpowers! I already have superpowers and seriously Iono what the big deal is....:wave2:

Downside is....that if you whip out your lightsaber you only be whipping out your dick becuz lightsabers don't exist:D

The girl needs great balance and the guy needs a hardon of steel for that position.

Freeones Talk...."Where everybody knows your name":D

******* someone is not something our government should be capable of doing....since when is George Bush our God. I'm not a very religious person and don't really believe in god but there is no fuckin way ******* someone should be allowed. It makes us exactly like the people we're *******. No...

Skirts are nice but jeans are nice..... ahhh don't make me decide!!!

LOL You two are fuckin hilarious!!:rofl:

My woman's bday is coming up and besides, takin her out, givin her the sex of her dreams and sendin her some flowers I want to get her something but struggle in figuring out what I should get her. I want to go easy on the wallet cuz dinner, movie and flowers is hell of a lot more expensive than...

Sweet so umm....does that mean we all get free tshirts now or sumthin? LOL:D

LOL yeah...im not too into bush beatin...unless u meant our current president.

Comtemplating if I should stick with a few still ones or should I bring out some big guns LOL I had nuthing to do on a friday night so decided why not put a lil effort into dis:D I'll save my masterpieces for later:D Heres some of the still I have made. Which do you guys like best?

Uhhh I think I know what you're getting at. I have no idea what it would be called though. Like bangbros, milf hunter, cumfiesta and all these other ones that are done by a group of guys with who get amatuers, whores, pornstars and whoever elses to play out a situation and then fuck on camera...

Ya know that porn thats on HBO....Imagine gettin paid to do that...LOL all you have to do is move your hips like as if you were fucking, act as badly as possible and moan. I bet the people involved get paid bank too.

LOL what in the....I mean streaking when your ***** may be fun (at least according to Will Farrell in Old School" but jacking off with a tool in your ass...this guy belongs in prison no doubt! LOL He'll feel much more comftorable there don't ya think!:rofl: If anything he should thank the cops.

Very true. Soldiers can get in a lot of trouble for shooting civilians especially if it somehow gets on tape. If that tape gets seen by reporters, boom anti-war marches throughout the world.

A major calcium deficiency A Nipple Lick Self Breast Feeding Recycling (Thirsty, why wait:rofl: )

A relative of mine is a doctor and told me fun little story of how he had a female patient with a very delicate problem. Apparently she was foolin around with her boyfriend and they accidently got a lightbulb stuck inside her vagina and needed medical assistance to remove it without breaking it...

LOL what a great holiday!!! Think it exists though....MArdi Gras!!

The animation takes away from nicole....Great sig! but maybe a different type of animation or none at all. Good job King!

Shiiiiiiiiittt I'll play:D Dro50: A hardass Democrat, "With great power comes great responsibility" With Bill Clinton as my Vice President I'll be tapping into his wisdom, experience, and star power to try and turn this country around. Plus that's a hard workin mothafucka! Why else would he...

Jayna Oso, one of my favorites, claims that she genuinely enjoys the sex. I think she'd have to due to the fact that she gets dp in each hole at the same time and does gagging and other fetish stuff.

Desperation. Most people don't know the true taste of desperation. It changes a persons idea of right and wrong. That's why these guys can't be considered as human.

Thanks for your advice everyone! No red on her face this time. compare with the other one.

Swallow! no mess, and would feel better.

Due to my most recent relationship I can apreciate the spitting tactic when im giving or recieving head but the whole spitting in someones mouth thing is well...I think i'll just stick with tougue kissing for the swappage of spit.

Dude...I'm sorry but that is some fucked up ****. Did the woman think she was having indigestion and thats why her stomach was hurting....sick sad world LOL

An excellent find!!!

Tryin out dr. Deaths suggestion with uploadr and a new sig

I liked it a lot! My date was bein a lil bitch but the movie is absolutely disgusting. As in there's some parts that are straight up nasty!!!

yeah dats a tough one...just keep truckin bro... she'll eventually start expectin it and maybe start having clearer orgasms.

It's very difficult to read these situations..what she wants from me besides good company and a good fuck....I don't know....It's not exactly the easiest thing to ask up front either ya know. Thanks for your comments and keep em comin cuz this is still trippin me out.....

Where's LadyLove??? She'll like this! lol I ran into this girl at the bar the other night and holy ****.......Nicole Sherzinger and her might as well be twins.... She asked me why she should take me home and I told her it was because I would spend the entire night licking her up and down...

lol u know what I mean when I say dumb and dumber right? the movie......

Hmmm ill *** in the ocean in the shower on a tree on a building in a bushmaybe even in public if i'm ***** enough but in someone's mouth.... dumb and dumber

COOOOL! Finally a whi te person can call a black person they're bro or they're sis without being insulting to their ******. Man I wish I had black twin!!

I vote for Aegis

LOL fuck I knew there was sumthin weird about that..lol yeah ....had a brain fart I guess.

What a hotty!!!!

Great finds elric!!

Kind of a fobby asian chic but she's and has some nice tits ya know http://www.jam-u.com/tgp/galleries/t3f5579c4/g403876dc.html

The only thing that would scare me about a female president is what would happin when that time of the month comes....