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Wow! and to think the last girl I had sex with was half black and half white....xxaru must really **** me lol... Honestly I'd have sex with a chic who was purple if I was gettin the vibe.:D

-Shot of Smirnoff *****, Patron Tequila or Milagro Tequila with Corona as my chaser. -Jack&**** -Liquid ******* -Kamikaze and there's more but I can't remember....

Both are political leaders...both are master manipulators.....both have a zero tolerance to those of different cultures...both **** and ******* innocents. I'd say they're pretty even.

Votin for clarkie

If the motorboat can be done...then i could care less if they're real or not

I Like 1, 4 and 6 but if I had to choose..Six is for me!:D :D

Congratulations ya freakin cheater!! LOL:rofl:

Well I got a question..if it's like the microwaves why don't terrorist or whomever where futuristic tin foil clothing lol like in all those old twilight zone shows....or if it's like sun rays why don't you just bust out a compact mirror????? The females shouldn't have much to fear if they have...

Imagine the parties you could throw in that place. Gives me shivers just thinkin bout it!

note to self...don't go skydiving and be involved with a woman at the same time.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16794717/wid/11915829?GT1=8921 It'll set yo ass on fire!

Well thats a new one. Haven't come across anything like that before.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16789338/ As anything online can lead to this Myspace may end up being the worst and may already be.

Well guess I found my next fantasy situation:thumbsup:

I've seen chics who like to lick there own tits, fingers and toes but I have to say thats the first time I seen a girl who does that.

Re: Is titfucking really pleasurable? Is Tit fucking pleasurable? Well that all depends on the tits you are fucking don't ya think? What exactly are we comparing tit fucking to? If we're talking about "in and of itself"...why wouldn't it be pleasurable? :dunno:

I vote Kittykat. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's what I call a "hairy situation."

Re: Scarlett Johansson to play jenna jameson There would be riots if there weren't nude scenes

Hmm bed squeaking is a difficult one. I have a couple ideas 1. Putting on music while you fuck is a good way to drown out the noise. There's Actually a hip-hop song thats great to fuck to called "Some Cut" by "Trillville where they have that squeaky bed noise throughout the song so you could put...

Yeah...I miss her too:confused:

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Uh every day..... Well I already fuck my right hand pretty much every day. Occasionally I'm not into it, tired, or am fucking a pussy but mostly the right hand. Doesn't cost a penny or talk back either!:D

Nope (I'm not spamming I'm supporting!):tongue:

Mags were an amazing thing to attain back in the youngin days. Now they're okay to look back at and appreciate about every 10 years but would probably be much more useful as recycled paper. As long as ya didn't jizz on it that is.:cool:

Great Sigz! My Vote is for Deeeze:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

God I love this thread!!

Yay! I'm gonna get laid!! LOL:glugglug:

Here's the trick...don't date!!! Go Wedding Crashing!

I try to login to my freeones and check out the new links for my favorite chicks list but every time time I click the "click to visit my.freeones" link it takes me to a "Sorry, we could not find myfreeones" page....what's going on? I miss my ladies?:weeping:

Now it's my secret site too:D :D

Those things would happen on my computer as well and usually it comes from exceeded bandwidth, too many cookies, or a slow ass computer due to too many porn files you may keep. Restart or clean up is usually my solution.

LOL Hilarious!!! Ya know it's times like these when I try to think about those poor people in third world countries who would rather have a bowl of oatmeal and some water than lose their virginity. I mean this guy has lost his virginity, Obviously lives a luxurious life due to the fact that...

Phil Mitchell gets my vote...the rest of ya'll are crazy lol:D :D

Thats fucked up! but I love it LOL!:rofl:

In the words of Borat.."Very Nice":nanner:

any help is appreciated:D http://gals.oceanvids.com/gallery826b.html

yeah...a couple times my cock got slammed on by an uncoordinated chic ... they were doing regular cowgirl too!!....not the best feeling in the world. As for other ones... My first time doing doggy style, i guess we got too into it because the bouncing headboard hit me in the head knocking me off...

Mr. Rhino gets my vote!:D

An excellent sig!!:D

Re: you like Sierra (the black pornstar) When it comes to black chics...big is good!:D

but wait after oral...does that constitute there being my load in her mouth and swapping it with me. uhhh If she swallowed it I guess kissing her would be okay..makin out wout would be based on the vibe I'm gettin from her. If I feel like she wouldn't give me head again..apparently people don't...

My vote is for Undertaker. A spectacular sig!:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

LOL:rofl: Ya know I'd actually watch that one!

LOL thats the funniest **** I've seen in a long time:rofl: LOL I cant stop laughing. Great way to start the day:thumbsup:

Karma man! I don't believe in it except for when it comes to women. Lower your look standards. You shouldn't be looking to bang hot babes....you shouldn't be looking to bang anything. Just go out to have fun...if you just be yourself, the universe tends to unfold as it should.

Does anyone have an effective way of ending heartache? The ending of a three year relationship isn't easy to endure....

Re: Gilf??? The G.I.L.F. in the 40 Year Old Virgin wasn't too bad. Unfortunatly that is probably just her character. I'm sure there are plenty of GILF's now a days due to all the teen pregnancies. She'd have to be at least 30 though.... otherwise damn dude that means that her and her *** were...

Damn!!! a tall order!! I'll see what I can dig up..

Jenaveve for me but having them at the same time...iono if i'd be able to tell the difference lol:rolleyes:

Lay up, take a charge, Box Out, Blow the whistle, post up, penetrate the key, make the shot, score a three pointer, slam dunk, dribble between the legs, double dribble.... Sex-> Basketball..its all the same:D Lemme play and Ill show ya what ballin up is all about!:wave2: