Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou
Dress him up as a mermaid, stap him to the front of the boat, and make him sing show tunes the whole way back to land.
Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou
Strip him naked, make dozens of small cuts all over his body, and make him walk the plank with a rope tied around his waist. The crew will dine on shark tonight!
Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou
***** him to clean the lower decks with his bare ass, he must scoot around like a dog when he does this. Then when he is done he must ACTUALLY clean the lower decks with a toothbrush.