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Re: I've had polls on this in the past ... Just so you know Prof, I was one of the 8% as you might guess. Alot of times, guys don't realize or agree that sometimes fake boobs look much better in a bra. Everyone is about the girl being nude. Like you, I can't stand fake boob ridges. I guess I'm...

She's cute, natural, certainly doable. She kind of looks like Charlie Laine a little bit to me. And that is certainly a good thing!

It is good to keep regular on the weekend!

Very interesting article, Slowhand...thanks! It's amazing the power that water can have over shaping the landscape. Makes you wonder what you might find if water scrapes away a couple hundred feet of topsoil in other places. Places uninhabited by man or ****** of course, or else it would be a...

Where is compromise anywhere in this world? It just seems like this situation should only happen when you've got hard-headed people. On one side you've got employees rigorously enforcing a very ambiguous policy. "If it might offend people"? Just about everything could offend someone. Then you've...

It seems we always expect a steroid user to look the part. If you're a woman, they make you look like a man. If you're a man, they make you incredibly bulked up. I think this case is troublesome in particular since IMO few people would have guessed she was on steroids. Sure she is fit, but IMO...

LOL "Best picture ever"? There definitely could be an argument made for that.:rolleyes:

Oh, that's taken all out of context. There's some smokestacks belching out clouds in the shape of a mooning ass behind the photographer. Classic battle of man vs. nature.

I would have just called the store "Strange Insertions", and get any confusion the hell out of the way in the first place. :rolleyes:

My congratulations go out to pussy+dickdenice, deeeze, and local568 terrific posters all! :wave:

Very true...it is more like a..."really strong rope penis":D

Verrrrrry slow acting poison? That must be it, he wasn't shot at all! Oswald was just duped into it. He was shooting blanks!

IAF, you know how it goes...it's all about the big markets when it comes to the networks...they want either the yanks or the angels I'm sure...personally I would much rather watch the indians but the networks want to hook the millions of casual fans teams like the yankees have...people who just...

Just "Wide Stance U" might have worked. :dunno: It seems like all this was just waiting to come to a slippery, slick head. I mean, the campus must just be rife with double entendre. from the article: I heard she goes by the nickname "Anal"

Very eloquently put. I still can't figure out how the Rockies win. LOL and I hope Carlos Delgado is getting a pitchfork to the ass! Truer words hath never been spoken. I actually have the Greg the Bunny DVD. (Sarah Silverman...rowr) My fiancee and I have a weird sense of humor.

everyone wanted to see his rock-hard abs!

Re: Your ***** lesbian couple... My latest choice for a lesbian couple would be Gianna Michaels and Whitney Stevens

Yes, at every Asian-run massage parlor in the entire world there is always a happy ending for every customer.:rolleyes: Seriously, that's got to be something that varies from place to place and from girl to girl. And it would also vary by how much you pay.

I think he should be able to do what he wants, but I feel what he did was slightly poor taste. He shouldn't have to support all the teams that share the city with his, after all, players change teams and cities all the time. Are they going to change their favorites every time? It's enough just...

Then you'd have quite a logjam on your hands!

I like "REAR CLEAVAGE"!

I really don't care for fake tits. Of course if I can't easily tell they're fake, then that's ok too!

I voted yes, but I should have voted no, judging by what squallumz said.

Interestingly enough, the water also drains counterclockwise in the US embassy in Australia. It's enough to make you wax patriotic.

MMMmmm! Lot's of doings on my favorite thread...let's see: First and foremost: I have flip-flopped again. I am no longer anti-anal eroticism. However there are only two women who I will let fuck my ass: Gianna Michaels and my fiancee. Since my fiancee wouldn't do it, here I come my Gianna...

:1orglaugh I'm picturing a pita bread chasing around a dog trying to swallow it into its pouch!!! It's ****, my friend. Funny how one letter can change the meaning so much! Seriously though, IF there are signs of neglect, the dogs should be removed from her care. It's worth a check, there's a...

How much porn have you watched? Clip #2 of 4 doesn't have the cumshot! Just spit, spittle, froth, etc. We're supposed to like seeing that.

So you're only worried about having crabs if they go near your face? You're a real clean fellow!;)

No, I don't think they need to be put in the back of the plane. Seat restraints should be enough. Oh, and hook em up with a colostomy bag.

New version of the ol' flaming bag of ****?

Awww poor Prince! I hope all his royal accoutrements will bring him solace. He's no more deserving than Paris Hilton: they were born into it!

Use my pen *****, my good man!

I always thought Charlie Sheen was a decent actor. People forget that comedy acting takes skill too. I feel Sheen got unfairly typecast as a slapstick and props guy after movies like Major League and Hot Shots. Here on Two and a Half Men, for sure you've got a comedy, but Sheen also shows off...

No! That's ass-fingering. Like what the Rockies are doing to the Phillies. The Rockies won their way into the playoffs, while the Phils rode the Mets' carcass down the hill to get in.

Sounds like she made a real mistake going to trial. People have to understand, I guess, that records are kept of what you do on these sites and computer experts can turn these records into incontrovertible evidence against you. She never had a chance simply saying she didn't do it.

definitely agree...that's the way I learned too. I also love doing it and that's a big part of it. Some guys only use the tip of their tongue like they're going to break something. IMO you should really use your whole mouth and hands too as appropriate... Very true. This is also a big part of...

I know this question may be for the ladies, but I do have on my Hanna Montana costume....:this thing gets me in EVERYWHERE: Seriously, I haven't seen this movie. I don't really like musicals. I don't think I would like it. I'll get the little woman to post here, she must have seen it, she has...

Of course, you are always a joy to have around! Which of these do you use most often? :1orglaugh:rolleyes::eek::):D

the culprits

Hi folks, I just found a pacifier in my Soylent Green.

Two nights ago, I was buying pornography at a pornography store. Last night, I was going to...stalk...Lenny and Carl.

On second thought, the head bob might be good for blowjobs!

I'll trade ya two balls for a heart?! :rolleyes: :lame:^^^^

Looks like kitty's got a droopy jaw? On closer look, with that body and legs, it almost looks like the girl is actually a guy doing a tuck-job.

Very nice! I'd do her ********* *** while in my Hanna Montana costume just to get to her!

Hey how'd you get in my house!

I don't store any water in my home, but I do keep gallons and gallons of my own *****! Seriously, though, I've almost never given any thought to stockpile items for use in trouble or disaster. It really isn't a bad idea to be practical in this particular area. Part of the reason I don't keep...

No, she wanted baseballs on her poodle skirt! lol

marriage is sometimes all about compromise...and you sir have mastered it

no, not too horny right now...I voted for "how good 1-10" not sure what I really voted for. Are you asking us to vote for which question we would like to answer? lol