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That is just ridiculous. Sounds like a judge with a personal agenda.

^Nice one Dave! Here's a couple: Halloween Tigers Witch

What a beautiful creature!! And the jellyfish is awesome too!

1999 Dodge Intrepid

What a shame. If the allegations are true and it was an ******* fence, I hope the farmer is severely punished.

Pretty nice, I must admit. The best...maybe not.:dunno:

****! I'm an idiot. I thought it was Saturday today. Since I didn't watch any football today. Stay off Freeones for a day, miss a meteor shower. :******:

I think I'll watch that tonight if I can find a way to get out of suburbia. Thanks slowhand!

I can only see clockwise!

Cubana Flight 455 from Barbados to Cuba was brought down by a terrorist ****** on October 6, 1976. All 73 people on board the Douglas DC-8 aircraft were ****** in what was then the most deadly terrorist ****** in the Western hemisphere. Cubana 455

There's an antler sticking into the vagina!!? Exactly what type of ***** did he bring down?

I think I'll take that chick out. Our first date will be the Hard Rock Cafe!

I know what you mean H. I want to play archery with them!:rolleyes:

I thought that was Pabst on the left for a second! If it was, Bud wouldn't have a chance!

I have something very much like this in my room, except without the Slayer accents. Ok I admit it, it's a life size A.C. Slater sex doll.:eek:

I was about to go "off-roading" but I encountered some mud. Wait.....not mud!:eek::eek:

I'd **** to be the woman embedded halfway through that wall!

Around here in Jersey City (which is basically a shithole) there is a strip of motels on the highway that all have free porn and rent by the hour. I used to frequent these back in my heyday. The setup they had was basically the same feed on channel 3 to all the rooms from a VCR in the office...

Damn that I can't rep you for these two gems! You're lucky you don't live in the NYC area. They spent 25 minutes of an hour news show from 5PM-6 talking about this. They had a chopper overhead when Torre's plane landed back home in NY. They showed him getting out of the plane and into his car...

No, and it wasn't quite so fat either, thank God!

I had read the same exact thing. That's why I was trying it. I lost my erection too. I think it's not just the brain, but the equipment itself that needs to recharge after orgasm. I guess if it was that simple as the "sex experts" say, everyone would be doing it. The extra cum factor on the...

Re: Woman Flees Vehicle Before Trai Hits Agreed. This lady is so dumb she didn't even realize she was on train tracks. We're supposed to feel sorry for her, but I just can't.

I vant to suck your....tits!

A phrase I use frequently, I learned from my ***: I *** you not Was unable to find the exact origins, but here are a few blurbs: Meaning: "I'm not fooling you" e.g. The professor was actually amazing at skateboarding! I *** you not. Popularized by Jack Paar: My ****** was in his late teens...

It's interesting to wonder whether these job losses are being made up by job increases by competitors or if they are lost permanently due to the lousy economy or foreign outsourcing. Anyone have ideas on that?

I'm one of the kindest people you could ever meet. Always holds doors. Would definitely return the money someone dropped. The only times I am discourteous is when I annoy my fiancee but most of all, when I am driving. Occasionally, when I get in an impulsive mood, I am a huge jerk on the road...

I had ex's? I must have or else I wouldn't have posted.... Oh yes. THOSE days. Well the only serious relationship I had before I met my fiancee, we broke up because of her parents. She had an arranged marriage set up and also I was too white for their Indian tastes so it would never have worked...

This particular rhino, at least, is very smart. :D Great article free. Very interesting read.

I happen to think Wikipedia is a very good source. I have only once found something on there that I know was false. And I reported it. That's kind of another fail-safe. People love reporting mistakes and *****. Anyone puts that stuff on there and it most likely WILL get reported. I think they do...

I once experimented with this while masturbating. When I was about to cum, I pinched off the end of my dick and waited about five minutes. When I let go, some cum shot out but the total ejaculation was maybe about half of what is normal for me. I guess some went back down the pipe. Of course I...

Yeah, I'd have to agree. I'm more of an immature *** figure. I'm the closest thing to a whining ****** who is nearly 30 years old. :rolleyes:

You guys are funny. I've been thinking alot about that first point as I've been watching the games the past week or so. Of course the sox won last night, but the Indians still are on the verge. I'm sure he is at home, itching to gloat, and he should be. Playing the yanks and the red sox, the...

Sounds to me like teacher is going to "accidently" leave the answers to the test written on the board.

I can't believe that thing slithered up from the sewers. That's crazy. Reminds me of the time I made a snake of my own!:eek:

Not to put them under the microscope, but.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh I think I'm so funny, but I'm the only one laughing. :******:

I'm with H, the strangers I meet on here are enough. They're the ones that make me send so many postcards!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Re: Full fucking hips (and tummy) ... I'm pretty sure Neesa has not yet been mentioned on this thread, but in my opinion she certainly fits. Sizable boobs, defined hips, not as much tummy as some, but I wouldn't call her skinny. I believe she fits more in this thread than with the thin babes...

Congratulations to thorsif on 200 rep!!! Well done!!:nanner: Monkey_28 has himself also eclipsed the 200 mark!!! Congratulations to you my friend!!!

Gianna Michaels has my favorite!

Either Gianna Michaels or ChefChiTown

Is this a riddle? I would guess fermentation happened, causing the pressure and sparkling effects.

Crazy story tunsty! Thanks for bringing that to my attention!

jodie moore for me

:1orglaugh That's just wrong! That must be a snapper!

LOL Ah, to be in demand, whatever the reason.

I already have a ***! He's furry, not a skinhead!

Honey, it's a porn site, all women are considered bisexual!

Nothing makes you look younger than standing next to that guy! And she needs it! She looks like she has the body of a 40-year-old!

She must be doing something wrong, he doesn't seem to be enjoying it!

According to that, you'd ***** four hours a day in four one hour increments!:rolleyes::1orglaugh