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I would **** them as well. Then as a coup de grace, I would bury their bodies in homosexual positions. Because gays are what they really fear, not unenforceable fines.

It has decreased greatly as I age. Maybe once every two weeks.

It's tough when you've got a blockhead for a president. This almost seems like congress is trying to "wash its hands" of blame by repeatedly ******* Bush to veto these bills. I can just picture them saying, "Well, we're doing all we can here." Sadly, that may be true.

Nice! I once had a job like that. Especially going home early!

Funny, slowhand! :1orglaugh But, you know, the female lions are the ones that hunt!

I really can't ***** much because of heart medication I take. Those pics were funny though. Reminds me of the parties from high school where no one can handle their ****** yet!

Super Mario RPG Zelda SNES Play Action Football Super Mario Kart and two obscure titles: Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball and Mega Man Soccer

My personal favorite is Baseball Stars I also liked: RC Pro-Am (with that damn yellow car!), Duck Tales, Dragon Warrior, StarTropics 1&2, Dusty Diamond's All-Star Softball, Maniac Mansion, River City Ransom and two great RPG: Shadowgate and DejaVu

Look at that guy on all fours to her right! Looks like he's trying to position himself for a nice view!

I think if I tried it, it might not work so well.:dunno:

I don't know WTF I was thinking when I made this one: Barbara Walters

I don't think there is anything wrong with a fascination to see a disaster. It's like tunsty said about the car wreck. You just have to look. It's something you don't see every day too.

I have to agree there! Also Whitney Stevens.

For me, it's got to be The Natural. Nothing comes close in my book.

It's a perverted hairy man, also known as a "Sascrotch". :dunno:

I'm still waiting for grunt-proof toilet doors!

I prefer small to normal clits. But it's not overly important to me.

It's a tranny for God's sake! It's been covered!

Jimmy Leyland is a fine choice. Personally I would have to say Mike Hargrove.

If I had my druthers I would send the *** to juvie until he's 18, then serve 2 or 3 years in state prison. I think this, for I believe the case can be made for *********** manslaughter. Also, his parents should face civil suits from anyone who lost property or loved ones as a direct result of...

Well, I wore my Hannah Montana costume yesterday and every time I came to the door, the **** just ran away!?! Go figure. I thought the costume was good, and I've certainly got the gams for it. :dunno:

I'll always remember his guest appearance on The Simpsons: :sing:

I totally agree with you Chef, especially the bold part. I have the same personality on board as I have off, but occasionally I have to restrain myself, as Becks could tell you. Off board, I make a good amount of jokes that have to deal with subject matter that is not allowed on the board. Also...

The dog must have caught him trying to shoot the dog in Duck Hunt with the Nintendo Zapper.

Chili Beans and Tuna-my invention

Thanks Charlie Rangel!! You're like a non-racist, humble and magnanimous Al Sharpton.

Here's a few beauties I put together: Baby Selwyn Kitty Unknown

Well I know at least one of those foolish folks is dead. :dunno:

There's going to be a happy garbage man tonight! What a find!

I'm gonna steal that rock! It must be magic! But then everyone would think there was a tornado!

That must be the same shark that gave her a penis in the first place. He just wants it back! (Yes, the shark does both M to F and F to M sex changes.)

I don't think it's wrong. You remember how hard I laughed when we saw it on the news! Not that Senob=righteousness, but still...:dunno:

Great bump, BNF!! That site is hilarious. I read all of them! As for myself, I see a little of many of those in me. At times, I can be a Diplomat, Evil Clown, Perv, Yuk Yuk, or Rottweiler Puppy. At times, Christmas_Ape and I have formed a humor-based Big Dog and Me-Too combination.

That girl's got one saggy and one perky!?! Guess she's getting a boob job on the installment plan?

Whitney and Britney Stevens

I have a nice video of a lesbian threesome featuring three of my favorites: Charlie Laine, Breanne, and Sarah Blake.

No, I don't own any stock. I put some extra cash into CDs (bank not music) instead. I've been interested in owning stock, but for me it is too risky to do it right now. I do get dividend checks though from my car insurance company occasionally just for having a policy. It's a nice perk.

Because of porn, my imagination is shot. I haven't masturbated to someone I know for a couple years. And even then, I was thinking about my fiancee. Far in my past, I wanked to teachers, friends, co-workers, just about anyone who was attractive to me. But I just don't fantasize like I used to. I...

Wow! I've found something we disagree on. I love bees! Especially bumbles, but not the wasps, yellow jackets or carpenter bees. A bee is my second favorite insect, behind a praying mantis.

Smokers are jokers, dude! I found the original hypothesis to be generally true in my experience.

My favorites are two local places: Chris' Pizzeria in town and Ralph's in the next town over. The former has great crust and cheese, while I could orgasm over the latter's sauce.

1. Dead Alive 2. Becks...poamr scratching me because I was acting like a crazy fool 3. I have to go with Chef, a baseball bat. I've always wondered if I could **** someone with one blow. 4. I'm gonna trick-or-treat this year as Hannah Montana. The last time I did it I can't remember. 5. Zombie...

I'm sorry AFA, I couldn't even read that whole article. There seems to be so much cronyism and malfeasance going on here. I actually hope that those involved in this shooting are eventually going to stand trial and face the music in Iraq. But I think I'm kidding myself if I believe that could...

I've licked girls' asses before and I'll do it again. Shower first though, it's gotta be clean! As for zombie threads: If Christ himself was resurrected after three years instead of 3 days, even He would get a lukewarm reception. Moral: Let ******** threads lie!!

LOL How much cum does a rhino produce? I may have to forfeit my turn over to Christmas_Ape.:dunno:

Some might call me racist for this, but I believe there are already fairly distinct breeds (though not different species) of humans. Of course there are also a great number of people of mixed race. I tend to agree with articles that speak of all different races of people breeding together to...

My WWE girl will always be Lita.

Don't forget guys, Boston College is #2 in the BCS standings. It is a good time for Boston fans.

I've gotta go with the Pats. They just handed the Redskins their ass and seem to get better as the season goes on.

Man, I like those nipples! And her hair!