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I once saw my sperm up close...and they were all in wheelchairs...and going the wrong way!?!

We played with boxes C_A. We had an appliance store adjacent to our property and we would grab boxes from refrigerators, washers, dryers, you name it. We would set up forts in the backyard and ***** in them at night. They would get destroyed when it rained, though one is still standing and I...

Similar to one I thought of once: Rabbi Terrance M. Hyman Pet & Street Name Age 4: Troubles Valley Brook Age 10: Tomcat Hillside Age 14: Patches Hillside Age 29: Grissom Valley Brook How about: Punky Gooster?

I can see it now: MAN: "Was it good for you, honey?" ORGASM-WOMAN:"Well, put it this way, I could have had more orgasms if I had just sat on my ass for the last 15 minutes."

150 proposals in 24 years? Sounds like she's either been playing the field alot, or else she's getting a lot of unsolicited proposals. Or maybe a few guys have proposed many separate times. Considering the source of this story (ananova) I call SHENANIGANS!

I chose other. I prefer Subway and Wendy's but Becks prefers McDonalds so that's where we usually go.

Needful Things is my second favorite SK book (second to The Stand). I was so happy when the movie came out, only to be disappointed. :dunno:

Very true. Good movie, though I liked the book better. I wonder how that elderly woman got back to the UK after the shipwreck. Did she actually take a ship after living through that disaster? Maybe she came over in the wheel well of Lindbergh's plane?

A little too much muscle in the calves and too thick in the thighs for me. That being said, it's a hell of a lot better than I could draw!;)

I'd have to say, that if you put these two comments together, that describes me personally. I look at girls as if they are art. I download far more posing stuff than action shots. Sometimes I like just looking at women without any lust at all, just to see them. My fiancee is very picky about...

Such a shame. I hope all those teens are made to "face the music".

I'd love to give that principal a great big Bear Hug-o-gram! But they'll probably send him a stripper instead.:dunno:

1. Kim Kardashian (seen some but I want more..and not the playboy stuff either) 2. Jessica Alba 3. Katherine McPhee 4. Eva Longoria 5. Gwen Stefani

I would choose Becks...poamr, but we would sure drive each other crazy! Guess I'd be ******** on the fold-out sand couch most nights.

Definitely the first group. Gianna is my favorite and Carmella is up there too.

Not being able to give people rep when they deserve it. I **** repping people for almost nothing just to spread it around.

I hope that pig is tranquilized! It would be kind of against the grain, I think, to find a rare, previously unknown creature, then promptly **** one of its few examples solely in the name of studying its anatomy. :dunno:

I've always been one to almost never pull out. My fiancee is on the pill and we've both been checked for STDs long ago. If I do pull out and cum elsewhere, it is usually by her request.

I agree. Back in the day, **** had to use their imanginations alot more. I wonder what this will mean when today's **** grow up to be adults? For me, I loved Tonka trucks (bulldozer, crane, 2 dump trucks, steam shovel, backhoe) Then I had about 500 Matchbox and hot wheels cars. Most of which I...

That was...entertaining. It's a shame that that type of thing goes on right on the boards for everyone to see. As I write this, I'm starting to appreciate Freeones a little more. Sure things happen here, but IMO the mods do a good job of nipping it in the bud, so to speak.

That is some wacky story!! I guess "knee deep in mud" is one way of putting it. A diaper?!?:eek:

Yeah, that and it must be loud as hell. There is small airport nearby my house that has private jets and such. They go right over the highway when landing and it just rattles my brain! :rolleyes: Teterboro Airport in North Jersey for anyone who's curious.

Do the credit card machines also appreciate a little touch? Maybe that's why they sometimes have touch screens? :rolleyes: Seriously though, I see how this can be. Sometimes the best way to pass someone their change involves actually touching their hand. Personally, I try to avoid touching the...

You crazy bear! How'd you get way up there!:rolleyes:

For some reason, this one really made me crack up!

^ nice job! I drove my sweetheart to work and bought her a new watch!

Congrats, Thorsif on 300 rep stones!!! :bowdown: Also, congratulations to local568 on reaching 200! :eek: Congratulations go out to dafro77, Montrealman, Calm, and Kawasan on reaching 100! :glugglug:

Exactly, that's how I feel about it. Fucking a pornstar is something someone would have to pay me to do.

I don't think they did it. Pat likes 'em younger.

IMO Gianna Michaels

Personally, I prefer The Stand to It. I have read both a couple times. As mentioned above, the idea that The Stand is more plausible helps a bit.

Well, I was friends with this guy and girl who were dating each other. They were going through some problems and the guy had left leaving me alone with the girl. So, we were sitting on the patio and she comes over and sits on my lap. Even though I didn't want to break up my friends'...

Very interesting! My favorite was "The Boots". Seems much like a scene from the movie "Misery", with James Caan.

Become a shemale. That should work.

No more of that for me. I almost got my dick stuck in the wheelchair spokes!

I just got mine today! Thank you Petra!!

"Honey, sometimes I think you love your motorcycles more than me!"

I prefer the 40-pack they sell at Costco. But then I wouldn't get the back to college savings!

Not bad. Though I would like it even better if she knew how to clean the house. Look at all those legos on the floor!

Congratulations to DrDeath, Renegade1Oh, free, AFA, Agggelos21, bodie54 and sterobbo01 on eclipsing the 100 mark! Good members all!

You Make the Call! Is this Miley Cyrus caught candid with some unwanted facial hair? -OR- Is this Senob44 in his Hannah Montana costume? http://i21.tinypic.com/mtxmh2.jpg

^:1orglaugh:rofl::1orglaugh:rofl: Those geese have nothing to worry about. My bones were from a Canada Goose. Plus, I like their style.

I still have all mine. I'm saving them for the *** I may or may not have in the future. Barring that, collectors items!!! I had heard on the news that they were turkeys. I read that this type of thing happens every year on this highway. Why not have a patrol officer drive it frequently and...

Wow, dave! That was truly a fascinating article. Goes to show that either side you are on in this issue, we've all still got a lot to learn about the way ******* can think.

People insinuating that I use ****** bones for anally pleasuring myself! :mad: j/k

Terrific! I love Eva Angelina. And well, the other two are no slouches either! :D

Thanks Roald! She is very hot!! I always like these interviews because it's interesting to learn a little bit about these women.

I definitely agree. The only deaf person I actually know at all is Mel(silent_blue) from this board. Her powers of observation in life and her ability to make a persuasive and cohesive point are just outstanding. Even in an emotional sense, she is an extremely keen observer of both herself and...

No silly! They're made of jelly; pure Smucker's! Seriously, I never knew they made fossils either. Like they said though, it's pretty rare to find a jellyfish fossil. PS: from the article: Did I hear gonads?!? That's when my interest is piqued!

This is a great thread! It's got everything: Men getting fucked in the ass by women A mention of she males And to top it off, a guy getting a laugh from the thought of slapping a woman! Freeones best!