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Yeah, you gotta keep them in shape.

If she told you that it wouldn't really be the SECRET ingredient anymore, now would it :D :D Sheep Rule!!!

Awwww, I miss Georges.... *sniff*

Sheep are so much better than horses....they would NEVER eat your cubes or apples.

The best wildly off-topic thread: Tasting your own cum!!!

Join the club, darlin ;)

The best shoes I've ever bought are Sauconys. The best feeling I've ever had is being head over heels in love. The best impulse buy I've ever made was my car.

The fact that you're reporting someone to **** is utterly wrong and against the laws of man, god, and nature. :D

Cum makes a good facial cleanser.....

The best salmon that I ever had was in Ireland.

Re: If your favorite pornstar/internet babe asked you to marry her right now - would you? Well, my favorite porn star is a woman so I answered accordingly. If my fave porn star were a man then I would have answered in a manner that reflected that :) So no worries ;)

Re: If your favorite pornstar/internet babe asked you to marry her right now - would you? Nope, I'm perfectly happy with the man that I have and while a relationship with a woman is completely different and hardly comparable to a relationship with a man, I wouldn't give up what I have.

Awww, that makes me want to hump your leg!!! Thanks, JB....sweet as always ;)

Re: Official 100+ rep collectors thread! Congrats, Icerfan ;)

Re: Official 100+ rep collectors thread! Congrats, Wlfman and McRocket ;)

That's not wrong....that's a gold mine in the porn industry, lmfao

Not to go off-topic or anything but.....yeah....

Re: NEW!! Member of the week feature What if you don't have a dog?

Awww....I never win Prom Queen *sniff* lol

Yeah, exactly. There was this big ordeal about how Hef doesn't think they're good enough to even be in the magazine. He wants them the have sex with him but he doesn't think they're hot enough to be put in the magazine.

Yeah, I feel the same way. I mean, the chicks get to live there for free and have servants at the beckon call but then again they have to ***** with a 70 year old man.

Fuckin right, lol.

OMG!!! I didn't know it was so common!! We should start a support group to help get the PB&J in the hard to reach places!! :eek:

I've watched a few episodes of THe Girls Next Door, which is about the three chicks that live with Hef and consider themselves his 'girlfriends'.....it made me want to jab my eyes out with a spoon. However, it was interesting to see the screening process that the women go through to be in the...

Good luck with that, Nightcrawler, lol.

Re: NEW!! Member of the week feature Great speech, AH :)

Re: Official 100+ rep collectors thread! Congrats, Digital :)

WuBru? I know what it is (obviously) but I just gotta know where you got that name, lol.

Personally, I very much like vBulletin compared to the other types of software that I've encountered being Administrator and Moderator on various boards. For my board, I wouldn't choose anything else. The features and options make it worth paying for for me. If I were you, I would look into...

Exactly what I was going to say. Nice post! :hatsoff:

Charlize looks stunning and the premise was pretty good. I think they should have beefed up the story a bit more and added some more from the cartoon :2 cents:

Well, it's good if you're planning to have adult content on the site because most free message board hosts don't allow any adult content and will delete your board if they find out you have any adult content posted.

Personally, I usually get waxed for hygenic reasons. It just makes me feel cleaner. When I actually had a girlfriend several years ago I requested that i be neatly trimmed. I would say not to expect your partner to do something "down there" that you're not willing to do yourself. I ****...

Yeah, check out the site. You'll have to find someone to host if for you on their server, which usually includes buying the domain name. You have to buy the license to the software or vB lets you "rent" it for a bit cheaper but you have to pay for upgrades.

Yeah, I'm not touchin this one, lol.

Same thing with women's underwear.....sexy on women, not so sexy on men, lol.

Lmfao. I **** shopping because of people like that. I ordered every single Christmas present online this year because of it. I REFUSE to go shopping before 9 o'clock at night to avoid "****** shopping"

There's nothing wrong with being curious, I guess. How many times have you seen a chick lick her fingers off after touching herself in a porn?

Yeah, it's been a loooong year, lol.

I think you're right....

I DID just order some new smutty lingerie from Frederick's of Hollywood. I think that we ladies would look smashing but instead of fighting I think we should take pics and then sell them in the Freeones online shop, lol.

Like I have anything better to do, anyway, lol.

Re: NEW!! Member of the week feature Congrats, Americanharley :)

Who wants to take this one?

They actually had them on the Today show, I believe. It was crazy.

Lol, what the hell?

I'm totally going to get me a shirt like that, lol.

Re: freakled chest No, that's why she has plants all over her bathroom so she doesn't miss it.

Re: Official 100+ rep collectors thread! Congrats Death and Shark :)

Re: Official 100+ rep collectors thread! Congrats to my favorite stalkee, D-Rock!!!