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Has tunnel vision. CowarDeCustard. I've changed my name three times.

I've been married. I knew beforehand we should not have been. I was in doubt. You know the old adage. I asked a friend. He asked, "When you look at her, does she make you [tremble].?" (The word is substituted as I have forgotten the exact one he used). I lied. It lasted a year, but, even so...

delicious (I just fetched a Golden Delicious now!)

apart again

Mac

It had better be superb, or the audience will sit there going "booo". Yeah yeah yeah. What can I say?

In a recession you use whatever you can. The lion has its teeth, the man his chainsaw.

Biddybiddybiddy :)

There is a set of interesting games shown on this site: http://glamourgirlgames.com/games/_Match/040/ Please vote for Sandra! One doesn't need to log in or anything. Also, you can own the game you win.

^^ Indeed. Those Mozilla Firefox people put every effort into their research and work.

"Pitch Black" was excellent. I loved watching Chelsea Field in "He Man". Pity she never did much more. Also saw Jodie Fosters' ****** Meg in it, with those piercing eyes. Oh and who can forget "Howard the Duck?"

Karl would be ideal. he has that whole furrowed eyebrow thing he used to effect in "Xena: Warrior Princess". He has shown some acting chops in the recent "Star Trek" as Bones. Some quite big shoes to fill. Can you imagine Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Thor? Er...sorry. Sounded funny in my head.

So. Did you hear the one about Firefox 3.5.1.? Yup. Now available for download. It fixes the security flaw. Like the one before that had a security flaw. And the one before that. Of all the criminals I want to see locked up, it is the fellas mucking up the internet I really would love to see...

garden

You take your P.C. to a computer expert. He screws it up so its software is unrecognisable. You have to take it back to him to fix. You have to pay him. You have to swallow your rage. Nice.

Wants to cuddle up to someone warm, sexy and soft.

shift poles

yes. Ever wanted to take someone to the cleaners because they did a poor job?

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Walk On The Wild Side Lou Reed

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Thanks for repping, (latex).

Thanks. I was wondering when anyone would say they liked that. My great writing skills and not a peep. Hmph!! ;) Stay well. The avatar lady is striking.

Thanks feller for this rep; (Sandra Shine).

Bless ya lad. Enjoy your week.

Thanks guy. I lost contact with my ******, in fact all ****** for the longest time. We found her last month, only to find her in this condition. Thank God she is being well taken care of. Sorry about your ***.

I am so going to ***** more cofee. My ****** has Alzheimers. She cannot speak at all. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8132122.stm

Some new news on Alzheimers. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8132122.stm Carry on :D

Pron is one of those industries that is stuck in a rut. Even banks have moved on somewhat.

\ Ummm....I've been in the country a year. Still have a lot to learn. I was standing in the queue to buy a movie ticket now I have a bit of time. It is disappointing to hear people say no to donating $1 to help ********, or being ********* to contribute the rounded off amount towards cancer...

Clara G. Clara G vs. Sarah Jay?

Has been researching lesser known *********** and other public figures to input secret code formulas into his posts. This has been going on for some time. He is with a secret criminal organisation set up by the NID in order to slowly introduce Aliens among us. Each sentence contains a secret...

Fool Sarah Palin?

I may not always love you But long as there are stars above you You never need to doubt it I'll make you so sure about it God only knows what I'd be without you If you should ever leave me Though life would still go on believe me The world could show nothing to me So what good would living do...

Some people don't change, even though they live in another part of the world.

If you don't defrost your fridge, the ice builds up. Even with the ones that supposedly don't require defrosting.

Today's mentality may well associate the works of Michelangelo as that of pronography.

Pumpkin: "All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!" Hon ey Bunny: "Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

9 out 0f 10. Great cleavage, lovely raven hair.

Don't get on her bad side. Attractive hot. Drew Barrymore?

Milla Jovovich "Resident Evil".

Sounds delish. Chamomile tea.

Just puts smileys in his posts instead of writing. Such behaviour can no longer be tolerated. Ban him!!! Ban him I say.

Jennifer Love Hewitt. Selma Blair or Claire Danes?

alive tonight

Jessica Simpson. Audrey Bitoni or Krystal Summers?

Xenicus Peak

I've already set aside some shelf space for my trophy.

They pop down to plasticboobies'rus and swap used panties for silicone. Mickey Rourke was there. He sidled over and said