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:rofl: :1orglaugh Very nice. I wonder what Roger Goodell thinks of that post!

If only it was that innocent! Hell, I'll let Texaco fuck my ass anytime!

Same deal goes for you PG. Send me some white dog **** and the credit card will come your way.

How can you retire and take your benefits then get hired back to the same job? That's one fucked-up loophole. Also the article makes mention of many university guidelines and policies that were broken to make this happen. I guess integrity falls by the wayside in the name of cronyism. :dunno:

I prefer the big budget features and storylines. Usually the filming is better and the girls are hotter IMO.

http://www.closepics.com/gallery/605/twistys/glamour_blonde_mia_stone/

Re: Busty Irishka More of ONIRIQUE http://www.closepics.com/gallery/607/met_art/irishka_by_metart/

More FIEREZZA http://www.closepics.com/gallery/609/met_art/green_eye_babe_liza/

Turquoise Lingerie http://www.closepics.com/gallery/610/twistys/carli_banks_tickle_my_titties/

Re: Maria Menendez / FTV Maria White Bikini http://www.closepics.com/gallery/611/twistys/twisty_girl_maria_menendez/

Black lingerie & Stockings http://www.closepics.com/gallery/613/1byday/angela_kiss/ Wow this is one hot chick!

Pink Nightie http://www.closepics.com/gallery/614/nicole_graves/nicole_graves_pink_passion/

Here's a few more for the faithful: And yes, I know "innuendo" is misspelled. I don't make 'em, I just find 'em! :tongue:

Oh, they crap on the spot anyway around here!

Oh, I'm knee-deep in it alright, D-rock!!! Just ask Friday, you've got to shovel this stuff like snow sometimes! Plus, to top it all off, it's mostly human!

Roald!! You should know photobucket doesn't work on this forum. I managed to save it and I re-uploaded it, this time to www.freeimagehosting.net They're good for allowing large files and *.png files. So here's Roald's image, just click on the thumbnail. Pretty funny!

I love the title, bro!!! It reminds me of an adventure I once had with a spotted dick. Long story short, don't get into a limo with ZZ Top unless you're ready for a wild night...

LOL At first I thought Judith was another one of the Spears sisters I hadn't heard about!

Interesting. I've always thought with praying it's kind of a slippery slope. Obviously, you pray for things you want or need. But where does selfishness come into it? For instance, "praying for cheaper porn" (I know it was a joke) would probably fall under the category of a petition that would...

Nice miniD!! Happy Birthday to you! Love that skirt!

That was awesome Roald. I like that one. I guess long-livers like parrots didn't give back any of their years. Too bad, maybe then we would be able to fly!

Roald! I totally believed you! I was about to tell you you were the coolest guy ever! Ah, you're still cool! :thumbsup:

I honestly think that these officers fired because they thought their lives were in danger. Maybe there was misconduct, maybe there wasn't, but a police officer using lethal ***** to protect his life is OK in my opinion. :thumbsup:

It was very unfortunate that this happened in the first place. But then again, the law is the law. And apparently there wasn't enough evidence to convict. At least this verdict shows that the police do have the right to shoot at someone who is trying to run them over with a car. If the...

Even if it was gay, which it isn't, what's wrong with being gay? Are you a homophobe?

How about this? Send me some white dog **** and I'll send you my credit card.

^I would agree with you calpoon, but I hope you'll understand, I felt one word needed to be added...

Mmmm... looks like a fudge bar coated with powdered sugar!

Well, here's a little something from me to you, lalique! Get ready to bust a nut!

I would enjoy seeing it! I've never had the opportunity. Can someone mail some to me?

I think he's a little worried his friend's *** might find out his intentions... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=201046

She probably would let me, but I have no desire to do so. Never got off on that.

I wonder when they find bits of protein from connective tissue in the fossil left by my body, what will they link it to? Probably a trilobite.

Little Oral Annie is my plumber.

Karl Malden immediately came to mind with his super-sized schnozz! http://www.geocities.com/tina4her/malden.jpg

Congratulations, Lexi, on becoming an OCSM!! Hope to see you around the board! You know I'm a big fan!!! xoxo

It's her 24 years of experience that gets her my vote!!

He must be great at getting into all those tight places.

Well, it was always the "City of Angels", now I guess you could call it the "City of Angels, Joses, Jorges, Jesuses, Carloses, etc..."

It's spelled "MILK" and I see it on containers all the time at the grocery store.:D

Well my doctor said if I want to keep up this pace, he'll have to outfit me with a home intravenous drip. Not to mention I'll have to retread the old rod every 3,000 miles. I know of some places that retread truck tires, I figure it can't be that different. :dunno: Leave it to my friend DVC to...

Keep a close eye on his head. If he starts growing a rabbit ears antenna, be very afraid. Of course 10 years from now, no one will understand that joke anymore...

What is that shield and ***** made of, Kryptonite? Is he planning on doing battle with Superman?

Wait! The picture doesn't explain how to "log" on!

Indeed! But that frog was a tough sell. I finally convinced him he NEEDED one of my fine hats!

I thought we had a jokes thread for things like this.

I agree with you guys. Anywhere from 20-30 times a day seems normal.

^ I agree. I've heard four minutes as well. In fact there was something stating as such that came up on the board recently. Personally, I don't think 10 minutes of penetration before orgasm is a problem. That's about what I do.

I would think that if TV watching is getting in the way of things he should otherwise be doing that are important, then there is a problem. Note if he is gaining weight, muscles becoming atrophied, etc. If he's not getting outside at all, not socializing, not paying bills then there would be a...

Interesting. I was worried at first that the oil was under the rainforest. Well, we need oil so it's good news that another friendly nation has it.