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  1. Ravenholm

    Thanks for the rep, my friend. Here, have some back :cool:

    Thanks for the rep, my friend. Here, have some back :cool:
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Gillian Anderson has to get a mention here. My right arm became like Arnold's due to the exercise it got from jerking off to Gillian Anderson. She just gets sexier as she gets older. I'd put my cock in her every orifice.
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    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    Eliza Dushku. As long as I could cum on her face at the end :rubbel:
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    What do you think about Pregnant women?

    I think that a pregnant woman gives off a kind of glow that she doesn't give off when she's not pregnant. I mean look at Jessica Alba, I'd fuck her silly in her pre-pregnancy form. But when she was pregnant she was positively glowing in some photos I'd seen. I thought she was either hotter when...
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    Favorite place to cum?

    The pussy, face and mouth are my favourite spots.
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    Have You Ever Cummed On Tits????

    I never saw the appeal of cumming on a girls tits. I've tried it once, it never did much for me. I find cumming on a girls face more of a turn on. Cumming in her mouth is even better than that though!.
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    Policeman hangs Police dog by it's lead over a 5ft wall.

    It's those that start trouble with me that call the fascists in, not me!. They (the trouble makers) think they are fucking tough and when they have biten off more than they can chew they run to the pigs!. They run like little bitch-bastards!. So what does that tell you?. It tells you that there...
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    Policeman hangs Police dog by it's lead over a 5ft wall.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226665/PC-fined-hanging-disobedient-police-dog-lead-*******-5ft-wall.html The fascists are not only content with ******* the public when they are power tripping. Now it seems that their own side is not safe either and that includes police dogs!.
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    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    Emma Stone [Zombieland].
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    Favorite John Carpenter Movie

    The Thing. Escape From New York. BIG TROUBLE In Little China. They Live. Vampires. Ghosts of Mars.
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    Zombieland - Did any like it?

    I liked it a lot. The only flaw was the two annoying girl. I mean Emma Stone (Wichita) is well fuckable, but her and her ****** annoyed me at the start. Tallahassee is brilliant though. Woody Harrelson played that part perfectly. He stole the show with ease. This is the sort of remark that...
  12. Ravenholm

    5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

    I will just call Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee) and tell him to come over and give me a hand if the **** hits the fan.
  13. Ravenholm

    What kind of wedgie have you recieved?

    Do you know what sounds fucked up?. Iceland [the frozen food chain of stores not the country] sell Wedgies so they do LOL. Seriously they do!. They are like chips [fries] but still have a part of the potato skin on them and are coated in some sort of stuff to add flavour to them. Iceland sell...
  14. Ravenholm

    Olivia Wilde or Summer Glau

    Summer is warmer and Winter is Wilde. So Summer Glau wins!.
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Well then you can't drive for **** :thefinger The Bullet GT like every other car and 4x4's in the game is good in handling. And they are far far better than in GTA IV where all cars handled crap and the bikes in GTA IV were handling as if you were on ice all the time. Not now though, it's ALL...
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    what game are you playing right now?

    The Ballad of Gay Tony [Episodes from Liberty City]. I am on level 27 of the **** Wars side quest. It is addictive!. TBOGT is what GTA IV should have been, in many ways. The cars and bikes are handling like perfection it's self now. None of this **** slipping and sliding all over the place...
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    I found the Secret Door to Heaven !!!!!

    Which would be between Jessica Alba's legs if you ask me :nanner:
  18. Ravenholm

    Thanks for the rep. It is much appreciated :cool:

    Thanks for the rep. It is much appreciated :cool:
  19. Ravenholm

    What are you listening to right now?

    Losfer Words (Big 'Orra) - Iron Maiden
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    Sci-Fi/Horror fans... ***** vs The Thing

    At first I heard there was supposed to be a sequel to it WHICH WOULD BE FUCKED if it happened. And then recently I heard it is a prequel their doing instead. Supposedly set on the Norwegian base. The survivors from the Norwegian base chased the infected dog to R.J MacReady's base, where no doubt...
  21. Ravenholm

    Your Favorite Retro TV Shows

    This attitude is the main reason why Hollywood is stuck in this remake hell it's in just now. You and others like you are the cause of it. That's not an ****** on you. It's just me stating facts. As long as people are interested in the skull fuckings [remakes] of past glories then it will...
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    Sci-Fi/Horror fans... ***** vs The Thing

    The Thing. Mainly because it has the perfect cast and perfect setting. This is why it works so well. Oh aye and The Thing isn't sexist like 90% of other horror movies out there where they have a female protagonist and dumb men just there for cannon fodder. This is one reason why The Thing wins...
  23. Ravenholm

    Is it time for Ricky Gervais to retire?

    The unfunny fat toad should have retired before he started [which was at the mere thought of starting a career].
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    Your Favorite Retro TV Shows

    I remember watching that on tv when I was younger. It was on back in the 80's. They sure don't make them like they used to!.
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    Man throws ***** in courtroom during his trial, gets 31 years

    I guess he proved his pal wrong when he was told "That **** wont work!" look who's laughing now lol.
  26. Ravenholm

    If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use?

    Katie Price's face [Jordan].
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    Are you a Pokemon fan - if not... this may change your mind.

    Nah. Maybe a Mini Mouse outfit lol.
  28. Ravenholm

    Your Favorite Retro TV Shows

    I was never a fan of Battlestar Crapactica, my friend. So I can't comment on that. But it wont ever have my support the remake of V. I don't care if they use Jane Badler and Faye Grant in cameo roles in the new show. I wont watch it. It should have followed on from where the original series...
  29. Ravenholm

    Sadistic/Revengeful Women In Movies

    So what your saying is that if Al Bundy cheated on Peggy he would be wrong?. Not in my book he wouldn't be. I'd give him a medal.
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    Are you a Pokemon fan - if not... this may change your mind.

    Did any of you bastards laugh at my Pokimon joke?. You fucking better, because I know people that will rough you up if you dont :fight: :D
  31. Ravenholm

    Police officers incur speed fines

    Nowhere does it mention Thatcher. But ever since Thatcher The Milk Snatcher used the fascists against Miners and for other reasons. I call them Thatcher's Bully Boys. And the name just stuck from that point on I guess. And it wont change either as they are bully boys anyway regardless of who...
  32. Ravenholm

    Police officers incur speed fines

    HAHA. Thatcher's Bully Boys are starting to get what they deserve. Fascists!.
  33. Ravenholm

    The things you **** about porn

    Not enough Aria Giovanni.
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    If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use?

    One more reason NOT to let the dog lick your face.
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    Handjobs?

    It has to be slow and even when I pop at the end. As for which porn star would I like to receive one from? the answer is Aria Giovanni.
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    If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use?

    A Metallica T-Shirt. I always knew it would come in handy sometime.
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    Are you a Pokemon fan - if not... this may change your mind.

    How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? Poke-him-on!.
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? Aria Giovanni. Crissy Moran. Clara Morgane. Jenna Jameson. Tera Patrick. Jessica Alba. Megan Fox. Kristen Bell. Eliza Dushku. Nicole Kidman.
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    which british babe would you choose

    Kelly Marie. Kelly does it for me. Her face is prettier than Hannah's.
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    Your Favorite Retro TV Shows

    It holds up today as much as The A Team does and even other good 80's show. They could have followed on from where V left off. Not remake it. FUCK THE FUCKING BASTARD REMAKE OF V. May that rancid **** burn in hell!!!. Remaking such a show IS WRONG!. It could have Charisma Carpenter butt...
  41. Ravenholm

    Money or love?

    I voted "Job & Love" and if she didn't accept the situation then fuck her. I'd move on and bang some more chicks infront of the camera and make money while I was at it. One thing is for sure being a porn star with no girlfriend means more money for you. As you wouldn't need to spend the money...
  42. Ravenholm

    Saw 6

    Fuck this cash cow of a series. It is beating a dead ***** now!.
  43. Ravenholm

    Favorite Pantera Album

    Vulgar Display Of Power!. Then it is Cowgirls From Hell. But the BEST SONG from their entire catalog is Takin My Life. Nice 80's vibe to the keyboards and guitar work.
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    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Adriana Lima. I don't like her. But I know a lot of people do. So I'd eat her pussy and maybe afterwards fuck her brains out. And then laugh in the faces of those that like her but can't do that to her LOL.
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    Your Favorite Retro TV Shows

    V is one of my all time favourite shows. It was on in the 80's incase some people don't know. Jane Badler [Diana from V] is sexy as FUCK in her red outfit. And that ass of hers is Heavenly!. I recently bought the V Complete Collection box. A nice trip down memory lane.
  46. Ravenholm

    Tera Patrick vs Jenna Haze

    What ever one of the two ladies that would let me cum in their mouth gets my vote!.
  47. Ravenholm

    Pushing the guy away before he cums....

    That sir... IS FUCKED! :eek: :D Have some rep points, my treat! :cool:
  48. Ravenholm

    The A Team Movie!

    I pitty the fool that disses The A Team. Sucka!. And no I don't look forward to this remake. I have no more morale left when it comes to remakes!. As for The Beatles, well, they used to be known as The **** Beatles [Dung Beatles] so it wasn't just a clever name you know. They actually lived up...
  49. Ravenholm

    Favorite Westerns?

    Nor me.
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