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Gerard Butler was decent in his role as The Count in part one of the trilogy. Way better than Rutger Hauer was in the third chapter Dracula III: Legacy. Jeri Ryan and Jennifer Esposito are hot as FUCK when they are vampires. I'd give them more than my ***** to suck on!. Cock teases both of...

Twilight is the Hannah Montana of the Vampire world.

One woman for me please. And that one woman would be Jessica Alba. There would be plenty of :blowjob: and :nannerf1: going on. :nanner:

The fact that they "stated" they could not find anyone by that name there. Does not mean there isn't someone there by that name. The so-called mighty US government is all too good at covering things up. No matter how big or small the incident in question might be. And what better cover story...

Jesus was a Heavy Metal fan. Just look at his Iron Maiden styled hair-do for evidence of this.

In the following order for me. Jackey Hall (who I voted for). Madison Moore. Mary Jane. Brynn Vyndetta.

Cursed Mountain (Wii). But only at night due to the creepy atmosphere of the game. It's not scary, but it does feel creepy at times. Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles (Wii). Not bad, it is nice to play through the RE2 and Code: Veronica settings in FPS view. I dislike the new section...

As a hero? NAY!. As a villan? YAY!. They don't call her Thatcher The Milk Snatcher for nothing. She took the free milk away from primary one and two ******** and left them with nothing. She is also called The Iron Maiden. So yes she is well suited to the villan role.

Sally Jupiter from Watchmen. She is hot as fuck so she is.

I would love to be serviced by the lovely Sherilyn Fenn. Keira is a honey so she is :thumbsup:

I'd say Heavy Metal, but it's more than a religion it's the only way to live. And the enemies of Metal I can't forgive. Yes yes I've been listening to Manowar too much, I know.

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I've had a ***** about Jessica Alba as if she was my neighbour and the ***** wasn't even sexual. But here's the weird thing, I still got the feeling as if it was sexual in content. Go figure. Maybe it is because I have been a long time fan and I am Jessica Alba on the brain.

As long as it isn't Joey Belladonna :eek:

Exactly!. She shouldn't be anywhere near his house in the first place to have a chance to look in any of his windows. She is the one in the wrong here, not him. I hope he sues the John Blunt for what ever he can get. Give the hooer a **** up call!. His house HIS RULES as to how he goes about his...

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Jessica Alba. Isla Fisher. Tera Patrick. Aria Giovanni. Crissy Moran.

Me thoughts it was about some company using porn stars as air hostesses for their "in flight entertainment". That would be the best thing ever. I'd use the service every time hehe. Shame it isn't. Boooo!. Not fair.

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today http://photos.freeones.com/t_babes/Tera_Patrick_023/html/photo_007.shtml

Tera Patrick. To finish on the face or in the mouth or on the tits would do me just fine. Tera's choice. Tera has the ability to make me hard just by looking at her in photos and videos (without the need to touch myself first). I can only imagine what it would be like to meet her in real...

Face is important. It's not the most important section of the body. But it is needed. Tera Patrick for example. With a face like hers you will have the ability to make me cum in my pants without me touching myself. And if you have the whole package (like from head to toe) like Tera does then...

I was in Times Square about two days ago. I was rushing the wrong way down a one way section in a stolen... sorry... borrowed taxi. It had a door missing and black smoke coming from the engine (usually not a good sign). Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony.

Khloe for me please. Then Kim. Then Mariah.

Baseball sucketh de big one!.

Your anthem should be: Breaking The Law by Judas Priest.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Isla Fisher. She's a right little hottie so she is. I can't stop thinking about her.

People shout racist or sexist or any other kind of ist at the first drop of a hat these days. This world and the UK especially is PC mad. It's enough to turn you against it just for the sake of doing so. No one will tell me what is and what isn't funny. Or what is or what isn't appropriate to...

Jeff Waters. l6De036vRWA Dave Mustaine. Abbath Doom Occulta. Demonaz Doom Occulta. Dimebag Darrell. James Murphy. Eric Peterson. Mike Tempesta. Alex Skolnick.

Clive Burr. Gene Hoglan. Vinnie Paul. Louie Clemente. John Tempesta. Dave Lombardo. Paul Bostaph. Clive Burr and Vinnie Paul are the only two not to have played the drums for Testament.

I voted 15-20 hours but it just depends on the kind of week I've had. Sometimes it could be longer than that and it could well be a lot shorter time span than that.

I do not care what anyone says. You just do not get any better than Jessica. She's great!. Thanks for all the links guys and guyettes lol.

Jackie Chan must be desperate for movie roles in Hollywood. Is it just me or does Jackie look out of place in Hollywood. I prefer his Hong Kong movies. Better comedy, stunts, storytelling, and over all movie making standards. For movies with Jackie in them that is. Hong Kong movies show...

Re: Who made you cum today? Isla Fisher again. She's been responsible for me flipping myself off the past three times.

I think the criminals in question have been watching "Friday After Next" too much. Wearing Santa suits and breaking into places and robbing people. Terrible. Wish I'd thought of it first.

Karate *** without Mr Miyagi aka "The Miyagster" is like Conan without Arnold.... IT WILL SUCK DONKEY BALLS!.

OFF TOPIC: Upon reading the title of this thread "Robbing Bastard" I immediately thought of my local "Nisa Store" where the robbing bastard charges £1.95 per loaf of bread. No wonder the tosser can drive a BMW with tinted windows. Fucking robbing bastard fucker whore cunt that he is. Thing is...

It has been said before that Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December. People who say it is though also think the world is flat and that we will fall off the edge if we head to the horizon.

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Re: Who made you cum today? Yes indeed :thumbsup:

According to Yahoo! News she was buried yesterday. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20091225/ten-private-funeral-for-brittany-murphy-5f8abb3.html It's really sad news that Brittany ****** on. Maybe now that she's been laid to rest she can find peace.

Re: Who made you cum today? Isla Fisher

Dog Soldiers. 28 Days Later. A lot more bleaker than it's sequel. You got a better ghost town vibe to this movie as well. In this movie you didn't care if The Infected turned up. You just enjoyed the movie. Where as in 28 Weeks Later all you were waiting on was The Infected turning up to liven...

I am going to have to add Isla Fisher to the list as well. She's a right little hottie so she is. I bet she's cock mad!.

Dot Cotton is always smoking yes. Smoking and wrinkled.

Re: Isla Fisher all the way!. I am going to change my last statement. See page one. Reason for change? temporary insanity. I see it clearly now. Isla Fisher all the way. No matter what it's for. Isla looks like she's someone that would ride you into the ground. And then finish you off by...

I bet you do, gramps!. I bet you have one of those Gramophone thingys. You have to wind the fucker up first before playing it.

I think Isla Fisher for blow jobs and Rachel McAdams for fucking. YAY!.

Air Hostess :nannerf1: There's something about the uniform that is a turn on. My ultimate fantasy involving the Air Hostess uniform would involve Jessica Alba dressed in the uniform and plenty of oral sex and fucking. WOOHOO! :thumbsup:

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? Jessica Alba. Tera Patrick. Lindsay Lohan (I'd love to get a Blow Job from her as well). Hayden Panettiere. Heather Reid (BBC Scotland Weather Girl).

I used BTJunkie in the past. Gave it up a long time ago. I've spent about £1000 on DVD's and music in HMV over the past year due to their long term sale thing that's going on. DVD's range from £3 to £5 and even £7. The latest releases are like £15.99 for one movie, FUCK THAT!. Sales rule. I got...