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  1. Ravenholm

    Name two girls you think would give the ultimate double blowjob

    Monica Potter? that's her that was in Con Air a few years back. She is a honey so she is. And yes most definitely I would loved to be blown by Rhona Mitra as well. By the way, I would gladly take Mary-Kate she is my favourite of the two Olsen's. Not that there's anythng wrong with Ashley...
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    Thanks for the rep pal. I watched The ******* Squad last night for the first time in AGES...

    Thanks for the rep pal. I watched The ******* Squad last night for the first time in AGES. What a great trip down memory lane it was. They don't make movies now like they used to in the 80's.
  3. Ravenholm

    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    Jessica Alba. That ass of her's is just heavenly. I could give Jessica a seven hour rim job easily. Yes I know the title says who's ass would you fuck. That would happen after my tongue hurt from all the rimming I'd do it her.
  4. Ravenholm

    Name two girls you think would give the ultimate double blowjob

    Sounds good. Although I wouldn't say no to being serviced from Mary-Kate herself either.
  5. Ravenholm

    What are you listening to right now?

    ES0FBcOEL-M
  6. Ravenholm

    What are you listening to right now?

    Where Will I Go - Darkseed. Taken from the excellent album "Astral Adventures" this is Darkseed at their finest!.
  7. Ravenholm

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    A movie about a bunch of **** taking on, Dracula and his minions, with the aid of Scary German Guy!.
  8. Ravenholm

    Sexy Reporters - News / Weather / Journalists

    Re: Who is the hottest TV anchor babe Natasha Kaplinsky. Melissa Theuriau. Katie Derham.
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    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    JK Rowling. There's just something about her that makes me want her. I can't explain what. After the blowjob she wouldn't be able to sit for a week once I was done with her.
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    Name two girls you think would give the ultimate double blowjob

    The Duff sisters (Hilary and Haylie).
  11. Ravenholm

    Reports of Scottish UFOs released

    A village 16 miles or so from Ayr. Never thought of it like that before. You might be onto something.
  12. Ravenholm

    Holly Peers vs Emma Frain

    Hollie Peers. Both are extremely lovely to look at. But Hollie can be the ****** of my babies any time.
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    TSA Airport "Security" Makes 4-Yr-Old Remove Leg Braces and WALK Through Scanner

    I'd have kicked up hell over it and got a lawyer and went to town on those fucking hooers at the airport!. It just takes common sense to see the situation at hand. The moment they said no he has to go through alone I'd have snapped and turned into Happy Gilmore.
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    '****** Guy' Voice Actor (Woman w/ Down Syndrome) Says Palin Lacks Sense of Humor !!

    Re: '****** Guy' Voice Actor (Woman w/ Down Syndrome) Says Palin Lacks Sense of Humor Oh I know of her past exploits and what she's said. I too have used the retard word like while shouting at the screen when playing video games. I guess what I meant was that I don't go and act out the...
  15. Ravenholm

    White Actresses CAN Rap!

    Date material? nah. I have something more enjoyable in mind for the lovely Michelle :D
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    '****** Guy' Voice Actor (Woman w/ Down Syndrome) Says Palin Lacks Sense of Humor !!

    Re: '****** Guy' Voice Actor (Woman w/ Down Syndrome) Says Palin Lacks Sense of Humor I hardly think she lacks a sense of humour. It's more that her sense of humour is a little more respectable in a way. Same as me in a way. I don't laugh at people's illnesses or things like that. And I don't...
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    'Harry Potter' author hit with plagiarism lawsuit

    The only thing I'd hit JK Rowling with is a shot of cum... to the face!.
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    Reports of Scottish UFOs released

    Closest I've come to seeing a UFO type object in the sky was one night in winter time a year or two years back. I live in the countryside so it is darker here than in big cities at night. And I saw a light hover away in the distance above a huge hill in the valley the town is in, and it moved...
  19. Ravenholm

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? Jessica Alba. Meghan McCain. Hilary Duff. Haylie Duff. Maggie Grace.
  20. Ravenholm

    Which singer or band would you like to see deceased?

    That country and western band Metallica.
  21. Ravenholm

    Gary Coleman Lost His Cool On TV

    Is it just me or does that Blonde in the pink top in the clip look as fit as fuck.
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    6-year-old throws huge tantrum, not calming down, gets handcuffed

    She was running riot and that is not a civilized way of behaving be it at home or at school. Age is not the issue here imo the behaviour pattern is the issue if you ask me. How were they to "subdue her" without handcuffing her, she would have just went on and on and on and on like she did before...
  23. Ravenholm

    Who's your favourite non-pornstar?

    Jessica Alba :rubbel: Jessica Alba :nannerf1: Jessica Alba :blowjob: Over all I'd say Jessica Alba :yesyes:
  24. Ravenholm

    What was Kevin Costner's Worst Movie?

    The Postman is not his worst. It's far from it. Take your pick from the rest though.
  25. Ravenholm

    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    I'd rather have sex with a ninja turtle. :thefinger
  26. Ravenholm

    This anti-smoking bullshit is getting out of hand. Big time!

    Would it be wise to assume you have never met or know anyone that has tried to stop smoking?. I'd rather go one round with Mike Tyson, blindfolded and with one hand tied behind my back, than speak to someone a day or two days into their attempt of trying to quit smoking. Trust me, the Mike Tyson...
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    6-year-old throws huge tantrum, not calming down, gets handcuffed

    They used reasonable ***** to restrain the *****. Reasonable ***** does not mean a club to the back of the head or anything like that. But then "anything done" would then end in the **** parent(s) taking legal action against the school no doubt. As parents don't want their **** being handled by...
  28. Ravenholm

    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    Maggie Grace (Shannon Rutherford from Lost).
  29. Ravenholm

    Megadeth Vs. Metalica

    Sounds to me like someone doesn't like what was said. Testament is not a part of the big four and never will be. And your wanting it to be so wont make it so!. And for the record the whole "my friend" thing is nothing more than civility. Civility costs nothing by the way!. "Your ignorance...
  30. Ravenholm

    Sofia Vergara and Julie Bowen

    Julie had me from the moment she appeared in Happy Gilmore back in 1996.
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    Megadeth Vs. Metalica

    Well "some" can argue all they like, pal. It will be a lost cause on their behalf. Anthrax was the bigger band of the two and this is why Thrax, not Testament, is a part of the big four. Type "The Big Four" into google my friend and see what comes up. Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica and...
  32. Ravenholm

    Which 2 babes would you choose for a threesome?

    Sarah Palin and Meghan McCain.
  33. Ravenholm

    Your favorite sex position(s): from these choices!

    1. Butler. 2. Drive-Thru. 3. Mastery - Kneeling. 4. Missionary - Inverted. 5. Riding The North Face.
  34. Ravenholm

    Would you rather for 12 hours be...?

    None of the above. I'd rather be turked by a syphilitic bear (rectally relieved) than participate in any of the above.
  35. Ravenholm

    Do rimjobs turn you on?

    As long as it is a woman doing it to another woman I'm all for it.
  36. Ravenholm

    i want a shirt that says

    "I Did Sarah Palin" (on the front) "And She Loved It" (on the back)
  37. Ravenholm

    Megadeth Vs. Metalica

    Sure Jeff (Hanneman) and Kerry (King) created a better album than Jimmy and Lar's new album. But both groups fail to get close to either bands older stuff which is my dislike for the albums in question. So WPB is better than DM imo that's nothing to shout about from Slayer's corner as tallica...
  38. Ravenholm

    The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do To Their Vaginas

    They put cock's in their vaginas. WTF is that all about?.
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    Would You Wear A Mariah Carey T-Shirt To An AC/DC Concert?

    I'd wear one alright. And I'd shout it out loud as well for all near by to hear. The kind of crowds AC/DC get at their gigs isn't anything to be scared of. The audiences are a bunch of old farts in their 50's who think they are rockers. If one made a move for me cos he saw Mariah Carey's name...
  40. Ravenholm

    It wasn't too bad considering what I've got going on at the moment. Thanks pal :cool:

    It wasn't too bad considering what I've got going on at the moment. Thanks pal :cool:
  41. Ravenholm

    What If Porn Were Made ******* Tomorrow?

    Porn would still continue in one way or another. Just like nigh on all things ******* at the moment. Being made ******* does not mean the end. Not by a long shot. That kind of says a lot about the competence and power of those trying to make what ever it is ******* in the first place.
  42. Ravenholm

    Megadeth Vs. Metalica

    I heard it and I wasn't pleased with it. I would personally throw World Painted ***** in with Divine Intervention, Diabolous In Musica and God Hates Us All. The whole sound to the new album (mixing) isn't anywhere near as good as it used to be on the likes of Seasons In The Abyss. And with a...
  43. Ravenholm

    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Michelle Dockery (Susan from Terry Pratchett's Hogfather - 2006). And of course Sarah Palin, the more I hear (and see) this woman the more she turns me on.
  44. Ravenholm

    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    Welcome to my world :thumbsup:
  45. Ravenholm

    Pussy? Oral? or Anal?

    Pussy - the haven for the cocks of real men. Oral - the best substitute for pussy. Anal - up your bum and no babies.
  46. Ravenholm

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    About half past three this morning I watched an old 80's movie called Cherry 2000 hadn't seen it before. And I love my 80's movies so I do. I like catching up on those made in the 80's that I had missed first time round as well. Cherry 2000 was one of those movies I'd missed first time round...
  47. Ravenholm

    Hottest on LOST

    1. Shannon (Maggie Grace). 2. Kate (Evangeline Lilly). And that as they say... is that.
  48. Ravenholm

    Baby Hanging Area

    It would seem some vandals in my village think the same. Recently hooligans turned a 30mph sign at the side of the road into an 80mph sign instead. Using black spray paint and turning the 3 into an 8. I laughed at the thought of it at first, the council still have to fix it. It will stay like...
  49. Ravenholm

    Best Discs for Recording Music

    Blank ones preferably. On a more serious note I have used ones by "Memorex" and "Datawrite" they have served me well in the past.
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