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If there was supposed to be no talking... it makes you wonder what would have happened if some one farted instead.

Damn whippersnappers are way out of control these days. The mutants (****) know they can't be touched so they act like cocks and think they can get away with it. I still think he was wrong to use a dumbbell though... he should have used a bat instead.

If this ***** invasion thing happened for real they better deliver a "Diana from V" looking ***** to us!. Otherwise I shall join the resistance and fight back!.

Some straight up 80's Heavy Metal. Obsession - Four Play... Hard To The Core. Obsession - Missing You. Obsession - Waiting For Your Call. Listening to this music is like the ultimate equivalent of having sex with the ***** of your choice!.

Oh I know who you were speaking to pal :thumbsup: I just quoted your post as it reminded me of the whole issue where some on here and elsewhere online go nuts when someone posts in an "open" thread from ages back. There is no rule against it unlike some would have us believe.

The fact that I will never have sex with Jessica Alba.

Just tell them you know Chuck Norris's home phone number and will use it if you have to. Things should go smoothly from that point on... in theory!.

Aria Giovanni of course!.

I wouldn't say no to a blow job from Paris.

The way I look at it is that if a thread is not locked and/or deleted then it is perfectly ok to post in. No matter how old it is!. If it was against rules to post in old threads then it should be locked or deleted (or both). Aria is ded sexsi so she is.

The green lighting of a prequel to Kurt Russell's movie The Thing.

Here if they do them in 3D they can fuck right off!. I **** this 3D phase Hollywood is going through at the moment. I will stick to standard movie viewing. It's better anyway.

An ***** prequel is on the way and so is The Thing (2011). The Thing (2011) has Mary Elizabeth Winstead in it so it does. And even though there is not one single part of her body I wouldn't cum on, she should not be anywhere near the prequel. It should be a male only cast like the Kurt Russell...

Martyrs. Great movie up untill the last half hour then it went down hill fast. Shame really as it was brilliant up till then. Frontiers. Sort of like a French version of the Chainsaw Massacre. Decent movie so it was.

Kate Winslet

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Tits are not everything. But to some they must be as this is the only reason Hendricks is where she is at the moment!. I wouldn't say no to cumming on those puppies though. But when it comes to Megan she is the kind of woman I'd fuck till my cock snapped off from over use!.

If the Diva name starts with Mickie and ends with James or ends with James and starts with Mickie then that is who I choose!.

Personally I can't stand Garlic. I feel like ****** when I catch the smell of the stuff. No wonder Vampires **** it. It reeks.

The only thing Hendricks has is boobs. Megan is the perfect package between the two of them. Sure her boobs are not as big. But they are perfect so they are. The right size. And the rest of the package Megan has to offer is far more tempting!. I'd challenge them both to blow me and see who is...

It's always Jessica Alba for me. But I would definitely like to do the lovely Dee Wallace.

The reason we drive on the opposite side over here is because we can tell the difference between left and right. Left side is the side you drive on to get somewhere and the right side is the side you use to come back the way you came. Quite simple really. Childs play!. Unless the driver has an...

The only one that is sex on legs... Mickie James!.

Mushrooms. Sausage. Red Peppers. Tomato. Onion. Anyone that puts Pineapple and/or Cucumber on Pizza should be ******!.

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Dee Wallace

I'd never turn down a blowjob from Jesse Jane. But then again I'd never turn down a fuck session with Jenna Jameson either. And as much as blowjobs are great. They are only really a substitute for fucking.

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Ashley Greene. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Tera Patrick.

Santa DOES EXIST! :mad:

The only way I'd eat Haggis is if it tasted like pussy. And it doesn't taste like the right of passage weapon women have.

Was this the movie about a couple of drunks quarreling outside a pub after closing time.

I don't know if you could class her *** as a ********* as such but I nominate Ivanka Trump she is just so classy looking and very elegant in her dress sense and beautiful too. She's the whole package. There will always be a place on my cock for her.

Re: Who made you cum today? Kate Mara

Indeed situations like this shouldn't be faked. It's not funny in the slightest. This is why I provided a link to Metal Hammer's site which confirms it is true.

If my cock goes between those puppies and disappears that's when I class them as BIG. And don't try and come back with some sort of small penis type jokes :eek: I know how you bastards on here think :D

http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/news/pete-steele-rip-1962-2010/ I still feel like it is only a ***** and that I'll **** up soon.

Twilight: New Moon. Greatest epic ever put to screen. Ok maybe not. But Ashley Greene (Alice) wouldn't be able to walk for a week after I was done with her.

The fuck is a sausage?.

An early Xmas letter from me to Santa. Dear Santa Claus, I have been a good boy this year. Could you fix it for me so that I can get sucked off by Jesse Jane and then fucked by Teagan Presley. If it's not possible to make it happen then might I suggest you go fuck yourself you fat white...

I guess the witch hunt from Palin fanatics against Fey hasn't stopped this woman from taking the **** out of her. I read Fey was scared for a while due to death threats she was getting. Serves her right. Who is she to put down anyone. Self righteous bitch!. And no I am not a Palin fanatic before...

Indeed it is a good idea. One word comes into mind when I think of Sarah Palin.... SEX.

Ashley Greene.

The things I would to do to bang Sarah! :dunno: Ok then so be it. If it gets her to notice me. Her hands wrapped around my neck aint exactly what I had in mind. Maybe if they were wrapped around something else then WOO HOO!!! :nanner:

George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher LOL

Another way to look at it is look how each of their careers turned out. Jessica's career has hit the stratosphere. And Salma's has just been hovering around for years. To me, Jessica was wise not to go nude. It paid off in terms of stardom. The minute she does go nude, expect her career to...

Any way I get her is a bonus to me pal!.

I wish I could get her when I wasn't ******** :hit:

Ashley Greene

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? 1. Jessica Alba. 2. Ashley Green - Alice from Twilight: New Moon - but she would have to wear those Vampire contact lenses she had on in the movie. 3. Julianne Moore. 4. Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy). 5. Kristine Sutherland (Buffy's ******).

I like the one in the pink. She is by far the bestest of the three. I **** the colour pink so it wouldn't be long before I ripped that pink bikini off of her body and impaled her on my love spear.

Natasha Kaplinsky.