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If some chick starting shouting things like "Come over here and do me, you honky mofo" or "fuck my pussy, cracker" I'd probably laugh more than anything. I find the whole "white boy" insults pretty funny and would never take any of them as an insult no matter who said it to me. I'd laugh more...

Band Aid?. Isn't that another way of describing the use of a Bandage?. Who's the daft bastard that thought of that name. Band Aid. Feckin eejit.

Everything they do wrong in your country. They more or less do wrong here in the UK as well. That includes all of the above.

As long as Mariska Hargitay was in it herself then I'd watch it over and over and over. And have about 50 boxes of tissues at the ready.

M.A.S.H had entertainment value? :confused:

That way when they grow up they can be like ***** Russell. Get pissed and start fights.

There's nothing wrong with helping each other out you know. Although, you can look at it from the American side of things. By that I mean the size of the country and the money they have. Yet they are getting foreign help. That country has the potential to have the best education and health...

I thought that myself when I discovered Camille Crimson a month or so ago. Two different names and an uncanny resemblance to both.

Well "the cunt" did the right thing as no one else would lift a finger to help him. Not even those that swore to protect and uphold the law. So the SCUM got what was coming to them. They robbed him for the last time. Note the words "last time" as they had done so on more than one occasion. The...

The ******* of a friend once had someone break into his house while he was in at the time. He gave the criminal a beating, and he got charged with assaulting the criminal. This is UK justice. You have to stand there and let them take what they want. Then you are supposed to ask them where they...

Re: A grisly legacy: What is to become of the Koran written in Saddam Hussein's ***** Kind of invalidates the whole "priceless" part of the comment then if it is worth absolutely millions of dollars.

Thing is Lindsay has the ability to looks as sexy as FUCK so she does. Giving us the feeling that we'd fuck her brains out first chance we got. But she is just ******* that vibe with her ******* **** related antics. Shame on you Lindsay!.

Fake. Famke's boobs are not as big as those puppies. Not that there is anything wrong with her chest. Famke is a honey so she is. But that is definitely a fake.

Jenna Jameson. Aria Giovanni or Crissy Moran

Jordan Maze. Anna Falchi or Anna Kournikova

Will do. I'll let you know how it went down... or rather up.

This is the tory scum I blame. Even if "gaybour" (labour) had it in motion before the tories came into power. I blame the tory monkeys as they are scum fuck bastards. Don't ask me what a scum fuck bastard is as I just made that up a moment ago. These Tory DICKS are the cause of the "video nasty...

Clara Morgane. Aria Giovanni. Cum Haun Chin. Suckma Cockoff. Stacy Shey. Tera Patrick. Any of these ladies (and a whole lot more that I don't know the names of). And there is a banana in it for all you monkeys that can guess the two names I made up LOL

I bet she regretted not washing the dishes and having the dinner ready on time after that :D

I was always under the impression that it stood for: Fucking Bastard Idiots And no I have never had a violent thought for Sarah or her ******** Bristol. In fact it is the exact opposite for me. I just want to have lots of sex with both of them (be it together or separate it doesn't bother me...

Well I am no expert lover or anything but I've never had any complaints from my way of doing things :nanner:

I bought a boxset of 10 SCI-FI movies from Amazon for £5.69p and I have watched 6 out of the 10 so far. Althought, technically I have seen 7 of them as I own one of them already on DVD by its self...

Not really unless you want to "waste time" as Ashleigh said.

:clap: That is correct. Best to get down to business instead of "fucking about" :D

What do I do first?. Stick my penis in her vagina. That usually works for me.

Olivia Del Rio. Bryce Dallas Howard or Kristen Stewart

The rep was deserved, my friend. I'd love to get blown by Bryce Dallas Howard and Rachel Hurd Wood. Either on separate occasions or as a double act.

Kind of invalidates the whole lonely island thing if you have five ladies with you now doesn't it lol. Oh well, I am bored, so I will play along anyway. 1. Jessica Alba. 2. Clara Morgane. 3. Megan Fox. 4. Melissa Theuriau. 5. Joss Stone.

Bristol is a honey so she is. I would do her without thinking twice about it. The same goes for her ****** Sarah.

Anna Rawson without a doubt. She'd have trouble sitting for at least a week once I was done with her. Elisha Cuthbert or Eliza Dushku

z9YVCLuBrzQ I don't know why but this instrumental somehow reminds me of Romero's Day of the Dead. Think of this movie and listen to the music while you do, and you will see what I mean.

List of places to visit if I win the lottery: Romania... check!. Germany... check!. America... need to buy a kevlar helmet and vest and a G36C. Norway... check!. Finland... check!. Only joking on the American one unless this whole giving **** a *** license gets the green light.

It was the same result when two doctors were stabbed to death by the asylum seeker they were trying to help. He got to stay because "his human right would be in ********* if he got deported" oh it doesn't stop there. You can get away with anything if you are an asylum seeker in this fucking...

Takin' My Life - Pantera 1jxkD-Xxg5Q This is my #1 song by the band. This was before Anselmo the motor mouth entered the Pantera arena. The synthesizer keyboards and guitar solos and everything just OOZE the 80's vibe. And we all know the 80's kicks balls!.

I wouldn't say no to Britney either, same goes for Christina.

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Penelope Cruz. :blowjob:

Penelope Cruz. As she has a nice set of blow job lips for a start. Catherine Zeta Jones or Evan Rachel Wood

Welcome aboard :D

You know I have never watched that programme or similar programmes. Maybe if I did I'd know a bit more as would my uncle who seems to know less than I do (just don't tell him I said that) LOL

Will do pal. Spank you for the info everyone.

We're going to have to wait that long because they are a bunch of cocks. They want to ******* us.

Skyrim sounds more like it hehe. Snowy mountains and forrests to fuck about in. Can't wait.

Aye pal the more info the better. As I said it was just some unplanned discussion that happened. What ever it was we were talking about was completely different to the whole State Trooper thing I mentioned here. But it lead into the whole police jurisdiction thing anyway while we were talking.

Ah I see. Thanks pal. I said to my uncle that I thought they could only work in their own state. He was sure they could move freely about. Guess not then. Not that I am gloating over me being closer to the truth than he was in this. I'm not as it wasn't a heated discussion or anything. Just a...

Set fire to my nipples.

Justin Bieber.

I was chatting with my uncle the other day while we were in his car coming back from shopping. And the discussion somehow moved to criminals and how the police ***** would handle the situations that arose. I said that "I thought" the normal police ***** in America would deal with things, unless...

Re: Here's a list of female teachers that have fucked their students.... What has working down a coal mine got to do with having sex? :D

Diana is a honey so she is. I'd do her anally too. Only I wouldn't **** her. Not my style.