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My job is keeping newbs and regulars alike confounded with my tongue-in-cheek puns, abstract board references and inane joke threads!

I can totally see where you're coming from plucap. Though my tastes have changed since then, when I was younger I used to love these "real MILFs" as you describe them. I still see their beauty as surpassing most porn industry "packaged" MILFs. There is a lot of fantasy to be had with more...

Nice. Already on my "To See" list..:thumbsup: Some 80s fare: "Men Behind the Sun" (1988) (I don't know if I "like" this movie so much as can't forget it) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093170/ "Shock Treatment" (1981) (Sequel to "Rocky Horror") http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083067/ "Killer...

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Re: I like this girl more from DEOLISIA http://www.************/galleries/met-art/0418f4/index.shtml

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He's been around very sporadically lately, often in the ID section. I suppose maybe he is taking a break from talk? I hope we didn't drive him away. I miss his posts.

True, true. And that's saying nothing about the posts I made as Christmas_Ape! I should watch my blaspheming...there is a chance He may be watching...

I agree that something needs to be done about him. Last year it was Schoenweis, this year Heilman is the man who can almost never be counted on...

Other than Freeones, I probably spend the most time on MLB.com actually. But I know, you mean porn sites! As mentioned by others, myfreepaysite.com is decent, though I can't really take advantage of the videos, since I am on dialup. There are a few TGP sites that I go to regularly to get some...

My all-time favorite movie, period, is Dead Alive (Braindead), starring Baby Selwyn. Now here's a little treat for anyone who remembers when I had Selwyn in my sig: Love that little fucker...

Thanks GSB!!! Once I saw the resemblance, I spent an hour and a half masturbating in front of a full-length mirror! :thumbsup: It's funny you should mention that, since the other day someone told me I'm a dead ringer for Howie Extremelylong! :D I keed! I keed!

Good stuff! I'll probably buy the album for Becks as an early birthday present.

Definitely! Please warn us! And not only that, but if you'll kindly delete every post I've made in the last say....3 weeks. That should cover it.

Music has come a long ways since the Mesozoic period, but essentially it still all comes down to hitting a rock with a stick, or plucking the sinews of a wooly mammoth with your fingers....

For me, the issue is that the cat will likely **** the mouse in an "inhumane" way because it doesn't know any other way. If you feed the cat out of a can, then you're feeding it from an ****** that is supposed to have been ****** in a humane fashion. Besides, one chicken can probably make...

Cave 76 - Stick Hitting Rock Make Tapping Sound Babalu Gorak - Kicking Log Make Hollow Resonation

I let Freeones determine my taste in women. I tally up the results of all the "Who is your favorite pornstar?" threads and ***** myself to watch hours of slideshows until I love the same most popular women as the majority of FO users.

LOL :rofl2: You are alright, dude!

I would say this is the best advice. Going online to find a willing woman would likely work as well, but if you are hesitant about that, just have her find someone she feels is acceptable. If she doesn't know anyone either, I say then go online.

Not so easy starting joke threads, is it now? lol jk :D Remember, someone will ALWAYS take you seriously.

I think if this thread is going to last, people should keep this post in mind before they make a post themselves. We're talking about people emulating a certain type of people, not an entire race.

My favorite is Track 6 - Heart-Shaped Glasses ;) I gotta check this out. I already like some of FF's earlier stuff.

No, but I once paid Peter North to paint my house. Did a real nice job too. My only complaint is that the paint was very sticky, smelled vaguely like chlorine and didn't dry very evenly.

Yes, tunsty! It is a pop-up book! And let me warn you....Do not have your face too close to the book when you open up page 17! "I" just might poke your eye out!!! It doesn't matter, we come as a package deal. You want one, you've got to deal with the other as well. Thanks for the info, I...

Well we're on a shoestring budget here, and I don't know if that kind of talent will come cheap. Of course we could film it here in the Freeones communal bathrooms to keep costs down. I hear the Ladies' bathroom doesn't get used often... Well there is always Sexy Becksy or Tits McGee....

That really struck me too calpoon. I was thinking of posting about it, but I got totally lost in flashbacks to Econ 101 and the laws of supply and demand. Between hazy memories and this article, I couldn't put anything coherent together!

Good thing this is a public poll...calpoon, dave_rhino, gunslingingbird and senob44 are on my list....lol

:thumbsup: Fall Out Boy - This Ain't a Scene, it's an Arms Race http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueOgZPBXY4A Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVJmwYKy7eM 3 Doors Down - Be Like That http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1RermtkxPY Murderdolls - 197666 (live)...