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  1. The Joker

    Facesitting

    I would have to be extremely attracted to the girl for me to consider asslicking or facesitting ... but it has happened. Also, for those who have seen Knocked Up, make sure the ass is clean so you dont get pinkeye. :D ;)
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    Favorite Friday the 13th?

    Amen to that. :glugglug: And if I am not mistaken, JTM was the lovely Kelly Hu's first, or second film. And I wholeheartedly agree that not even her noteworthy appearance could salvage the awfulness that is Jason Takes Manhattan.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Magnum *****
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    Favorite Friday the 13th?

    Ah, Part 7. My favourite would have to be either 3 or 4. Richard Brooker and Ted White were awesome as Jason.
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    Favorite Friday the 13th?

    Ah, Part 7. My favourite would have to be either 3 or 4. Richard Brooker and Ted White were awesome as Jason.
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    Jason ran a bit in Part 3 and 4, and possibly even as early as Part 2 when he was with the the sack over his head, but thats one I havent watched as much as Part 3 & 4. Personally, I think it's about time Jason got back to how he was in 2-4. Those are arguably the best of the series, and with...
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    Bumping this baby back up, and heres some TV spots. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqdU8YSDbsw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwAakkSRPwk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSTPU3nI7sY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcgjtFKnbDI Also, I HIGHLY recommend the recently released, "His name was...
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    No hands or no penis?

    I suppose I would have to say goodbye to my penis. Though Donnie Darko's speech about Smurf's, and whats the point of living if you have no dick would be alot less entertaining and actually more depressing.
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    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a Oh, they definately have played hide the kryptonian ****. Matter of fact, it's definately implied they engaged in sex following Superman's return from the dead, as Supes returned to Lois after taking out the...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Million Dollar Baby
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    My own VS thread!

    Go! Go! Godzilla!
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    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a I would give Daredevil a honorable mention for Marvel's "Player" club. I mean, for a blind guy, he sure is something of a pussy hound. But so was Ray Charles.
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    Favorite animated tv series.

    Out of what is listed ....... It's either The Simpsons or ****** Guy.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    A Perfect World Costner, and Eastwood are awesome in this.
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    Favorite 'Classic" Porn Star

    :banana: :bowdown:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Leaving Las Vegas Great performances from Nic Cage, and Liz Shue.
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    Longest time you've went without ejaculation?

    :hatsoff: :banana:
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    Howard Stern

    Yup. The way Rhonda would say "up" was classic.
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    Longest time you've went without ejaculation?

    *slow clap* Some people enjoy beating their meat more than others obviously. :laugh:
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    Hotter Latina- Vida Guerra os Sofia Vergara?

    Sofia Vergara. Vida's ass is great, but overall ... Sofia would be my pick. Hell, Sofia was basically the ONLY reason I ever bothered tuning in to that very short lived "Hot Properties" show. I never missed an episode. Why? All because of Sofia. And I would LOVE to see her in a Vampirella...
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    Longest time you've went without ejaculation?

    Death in the ******.
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    Howard Stern

    I can relate Howard Stern's E! tv show, Conan O'Brien, and USA's Up all Night with Rhonda Sheer ruled my weeknights for awhile there.
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    Longest time you've went without ejaculation?

    Pre-jacking off to porn: 12 years. Post-jacking to porn, and actually having sex: 3 weeks.
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    Which Jessica: Alba or Biel

    I would have to go with Biel. Never really paid much attention to her in 7th Heaven, or even in Rules of Attraction, but when she starred in the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in that white tank top with her tits bouncing as she walked ... well ... she made a fan out of me. :)
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    Who is the most over rated pornstar?

    I suppose Jenna would have to be my choice for most over rated. Yeah, the one that's been mentioned a ton in this thread. But on the other hand, I thought she was awesome in "Jenna loves Rocco".
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Wayne's World A favourite of mine as a ***. Still pretty entertaining. Will be checking out Hulk Vs. sometime tonight.
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    If you could be in a porn movie...

    I gotta say .... I really dug the Boogie Nights reference. :D
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! The Outer Limits
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    Dyke-Looking or Bald Headed Porn Girls

    :partysml:
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    Dear Hollywood: Are You SERIOUS?...

    Basically sums it up for me. Anytime I heard any bitching about how fucking retarded "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" looked, or to go back even further .. "Dogs vs Cats", my response was typically something akin to, "Hey! It's a fucking *** movie. Aimed at .... you guessed it ... ****. But hey, I'm...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Superman III About the only saving grace this film has to offer is the junkyard battle between SuperClark and Bad Superman.
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    TNA (Total Nonstop Action) VS WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)

    Oh yeah. nWo 2000 with Slapnutz. :D
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    TNA (Total Nonstop Action) VS WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)

    Anyone remember the NWA angle played on WWF tv back in 1997 with Jeff Jarrett, Cornette, and the Midnight Express?
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    Out of these 10 pornstars, which is your favorite?

    Christy Canyon My ideal woman. Just cant get enough of her.
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    Spooky Movie Moments..

    The Shining - Scene where the Shelly Duval looks down the hallway, to see a furry giving a blowjob to some guy. Creepy. Dressed to **** - The end scene where the girl is coming out of the shower, and she sees the feet of the killer waiting ...
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    Top Tunes to Fuck to?

    Sussudio by Phil Collins. Great, great song. Personal favourite. :love-smi:
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    Initial porn exposure

    I assume it might have started with watching Cinemax on Friday nights. My ****** worked the night shift, and my ****** usually went to bed early. Sooo ... whats a young boy to do? Turn the volume down, and switch over to Cinemax of course! Emanuel 5 and Desert Passion were awesome. :D
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Alyssa Alps Goddamn is she fine.
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    TNA (Total Nonstop Action) VS WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)

    Yeah, the days of WCW vs nWo were great, and quite memorable as well. Sting coming down to save such and such WCW wrestlers from the nWo beatdown during the last 2-3 minutes of Nitro, Tony SHITvonie screaming, "We're out of time!", all good stuff. And I agree with you about Hogan. Turning heel...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Grosse Point Blank Popcorn! :laugh:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Street Fighter Yeah, the one with Jean Claude. This movie is very, very lackluster to say the very least. But you know what? This **** will likely be considered better than that Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li crapfest thats about to come out. THAT looks fucking horrid!
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    Anybody seen the movie Tremors?

    I remember NBC playing the hell out of this for a time. Yeah, I like it. Great movie. Has great re-play value.
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    Teen or Mature?

    Late 20's-40's.
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    Rank the biggest badasses in entertainment history

    Paul Kersey Dirty Harry Godzilla Darth Vader Rambo Marv John Shaft Lara Croft Snake Plisken Ash Williams Anton Chigurh
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    Batman is dead.

    Well, I dont know about Spidey being death, but he's not married anymore. :eyeso:
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    TNA (Total Nonstop Action) VS WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)

    I basically stopped watching pro wrestling on a regular basis back in mid 2004, and only occasionally watch it now. Personally, the best time to have been a fan was back during the late 1990's. The big three (WWF/WCW/ECW) were all at their apex, had great talent in each respective company, and...
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    Batman is dead.

    2 crossovers with completely different stories and art. Wouldnt want the **** thinking theres only 1 crossover to get (if they actually want to seek this stuff out) would we? :laugh: As far as doing better goes, I'll give em both a pass. It was afterall the 1990's. The decade where art somehow...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Gran Torino
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    Saying "I Love You"...

    Of course. Of course.
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