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Not quite sure on that one. But the shortest time is from the distance my hand was at till it got to my zip.

Lesley Ann Warren ... over and over and over again!.

He could always opt for a "shotgun divorce" hehe No fucker cunt would get away with it if it was me. I'd fire back something that is cutting deep through being personal. The bitch in question is bound to have something, anything, that would strike a nerve if fired back at her in an angry tone...

Hostel 4. Scream 5. Final Destination 6. I think not!.

Yeah they tend to be heavy bastards so try and swing one around in a fight and we'll see how long the fight lasts if the first swing misses it's target lol

"Crack your face and make your ass jealous."

That's right folks you read that correctly. He was pissed off for being told about the smoking ban in the pub. He must have tried to fight the ban but lost. So he came back Leatherface style!. http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16167845 I guess the moral of this story is never fuck with...

Liberty taker! lol

I don't think cross burners burn their own crosses. If they actually stood there and made their own crosses I doubt they would set the thing on fire after all that back breaking sweat inducing work load they just did. It would be a case of.... Billybob: "Hey Otis lets burn that cross on the lawn...

Return of the Living Dead. Return of the Living Dead 2. Paranormal Activity. Katie Featherston is as hot as fucking FUCK in that movie. And I hope your nipples get frostbite if any of you disagree!. And speaking of Katie, seeing her in her possessed form throwing bodies around like ragdolls...

Over where? the otherside? nope not a chance. And I hope I never find out either for MANY YEARS.

It's not just America that narrow minded simpleton type reaction. It's the world over unfortunately. Most people are ignorant to the facts of the sign and they think it was invented by that bad man "Heil Hitler" some call him Adolf but his real name is Heil as everyone said that in the Axxis...

I'd take the job only if they sent me in Monica Lewinski (sp?) every morning when in the oval office. If she wasn't available then Sarah Palin.

Knight Rider. Air Wolf. Miami Vice. MacGyver. The Equalizer. Count Duckula. The Munsters. Monkey (aka Monkey Magic). All but the last two are from the 80s. It shows that the 80s kicked ass and the today scene kind of licks ass.

Reisen (Chocolate Chews). At least this is what they were called in the UK. Small squares of toffee covered in chocolate. What I like to call them is "Reisen: Concrete Chews" as it's like trying to bite into concrete not toffee.

Anything that's Aniseed flavour. That flavour should be ****** outright. It's vile!. Black Liqourice (sp?) I love the red stuff though.

There's no option to vote to wank onto their face. Especially if the boss is a she and she is attractive!.

I am indeed mad because it was a woman. She shouldn't have been in the movie to begin with. Not only that but how many horror movies have the woman survive and the men get ******?. Too many to list them all. It's a little tiresome to see this happen in most horror movies. That mentality is what...

Jennifer Garner Katie Featherston

That reminds me of a quote from the sitcom "Gimme Gimme Gimme" where Linda said "Up your bum and no babies!" lol

No. I never fuck anything with "man" in the title.

The Thing (2011). This abomination of a movie had the sort of ending I knew from day one that it would have. Mary Elizabeth Winstead surviving longer than most of the men. Typical run of the mill dull stale and very predictable outcome. The fuckers that made this movie they are the off spring...

Thank you kind sir for the rep!

With any luck yes it does mean the end of those two things.

I'd say "The Blair Witch" myself.

For a start sticking your cock in her pussy would help get things going...

Just found out about this. I was on Yahoo! News a few moments ago and noticed the article about his passing. Another Icon of sorts gone. Soon there will be no more Icons in the horror genre. Todays scene doesn't have a whole lot to say for it's self. R.I.P Bill :zombie:

I prefer Brunettes and Black haired women. Blondes and Red heads are nice. But those other two colours are my favourites. Brunette and Black haired chicks rule!.

If such a thing happens then porn stars must have a cool time when their lights go out for good.

I have never used a blog in my life and I never intend to start either. But hey if some find a use for it then go for it. It's just an option I wont be making use of. It's good enough posting on here so why bother doing so elsewhere.

Most definitely yes!. Clothes or no clothes, it doesn't bother me. If she's worth a self *********** session then go for it!.

You just couldn't make such a thing up. It's all true!. It makes you wonder who is more stupid the clown doing all the running around or the clown in the CCTV room giving him instructions on the radio...

Just stick around the IMDb boards for an hour or so and you will have the definitive guide on a troll's behavior. That place is Troll Haven.

Re: Russian scientists drilling in Antarctic to find buried lake before date of no re Dig a little deeper and they might just find Jimmy Hoffa.

You went to France just so as you could swing from a tree with your wife?. Don't you have trees at home?. It would have saved you money on travel.

I can remember a lot of my dreams that I have. I've never really had a problem with remembering them. I can even remember as far back as me saying my first word when I was young. I can't remember every single second that's ****** in my life. But I can remember a hell of a lot of my life (and...

Spank you kindly, my good man. The rep is most welcome. I shall return the good deed once the forum allows me to give you some rep back.

I don't think it's that bad a picture. Katherine is still lovely looking. Might not be a photo shopped shot that some might prefer. But I like it as it looks like a more natural shot. I wonder what "blondie" the woman next to her would look like without the ten tonne of make up.

Left Babe by far. Katherine McPhee is her name. And baby making is her game... or I wish it was. She can be the ****** of my babies anytime!. I'd take a blowjob from the blonde and that is all. Brunette's win everytime when up against blondes.

Maybe she has left to join the Porn Circuit and eventually have her own page on here. Just like many others.

Being single on Valentines Day is a money saver.

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Sounds like the FBI (Fucking Bastard Idiots) are trying to copy the actions of the Police. I mean the pigs are ever so excellent at making this mistake. He should have kicked the door in after chainsawing it and shouted "I've got a chainsaw and I'll skin your ass raw!" he might have well have...

Which ever one has the most cum on it of course.

Peter Cushing.

Weezer. That would sell like five and a half copies in total. Which would be awesome.

Yip, my thoughts exactly. There would be a sign in the garden "tresspassers will be eaten" and it would be a laugh to see who would try and call the bluff of that sign and live to tell. A couple of ideal names for the Tiger could be "Cuddles" or "Seek 'em!" as that's what you'd should most of...

Spank you very much for the rep. I have returned the good deed. And Chrissy Marie is amazing. The world should know of her and her beauty!.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Amanda Seyfried

I guess they are just retracing their steps from the past. They rarely ventured into mainland Scotland in the past because they got beat up a lot inland. They stuck to the outer Isles mostly and set up camps there all a long the outer Isles. So it's fitting that they are doing it on The Shetland...