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My full name is Elvis Jagger Abdul Jabbar.

Sigourney Weaver Her Ripley character is her most famous character. But to me I think it's her most unflattering character. She has looked twenty thousand times better in other movies she's done. I'd fuck siggy without thinking twice on the matter. She looked good in Galaxy Quest and the two...

Re: The world's most shocking/sick album covers (WARNING: viewer discretion is advise This is one reason why they don't sell many albums. Not many stores, if any, will stock such albums. And only specialists in Metal music that sell online will stock the items listed. I'd be surprised if any...

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Crissy Moran Harley Spencer Tera Patrick

Why not. People stick up threads on other things some would class as "pointless" so I might as well join the club. It's not as if it's not happening as we speak. Mindless threads about what STDiva should do tomorrow and other threads about how a certain member "goes for walks" each day. Join the...

I've never been arrested in my life. Not once.

One... she is of Russian decent. Her name? Onyirback Yabitch.

FASCIST DICTATOR MONTHLY. :elaugh:

Walk up to a fascist (a Policeman) and say "Hey, Bacon boy. Got the time?."

I have played Fallout 3 Game of the Year Edition three times and the original version twice. So I've played the baddie and the goodie on more than one occassion each. So I can find these things out pal.

That's probably for the best.

Harley has a point there. A good one as well!. *Sarcasm mode* For those who complain I think there should be a section on the forum for every single topic available. And if we discover one that isn't covered then create a new section for that subject. That way there will be like three billion...

You can work for Paradise Falls (the slaver camp) in Fallout 3 and in it you get an option to ****** **** from Little Lamplight and lead them outside where one of the slavers from PF will be waiting to snatch them up and take them away!. But to get that option it's not from the guy at the front...

Now THIS is a good idea! :clap:

Get fucked and :dropdead: :D

Admit it the joke is a masterful attempt at humour... or not.

Why on earth would the OP love going for Chinese cooking utensils I will never know. Get it? going for walks = going for woks? :elaugh:

Re: American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ***** See that the Cunt is a "Staff Sergeant" I wonder if his favourite Wrestler was "Sergeant Slaughter".

So now the movie will be called Teenage Ninja Turds instead. Nice one, Bay!.

Re: Rank your five favorite television series of all time. ( Can be any type of serie 1. Monkey (aka Monkey Magic) starring Masaaki Sakai. 2. V (the 80s version). 3. The Detectives (starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott). 4. Bottom (starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall). 5. Legit (a one...

I woz the best in my inglish klass at skule.

*edit* Never mind. I watched the link above to find out my question.

She can sit on my face if she feels like she needs a rest.

I am going to start a posse :angrymob: if these threads get moved or banished. This particular sections traffic would be cut in half lol.

Dervla Kirwan

Lauren Bittner (she played Katie and Kristi's ****** in Paranormal Activity 3). She is so fine.

To me the pace is almost stagnant.

I am not wrong on anything said about Craig Ferguson.

Paranormal Activity 3. It was better than I thought it would have been. It's a vast improvement over the dull second one. I have an updated preference now through having seen the third movie. It goes like this PA, PA3, PA2.

I am well aware of that fact and was before viewing the show for the first time as well. But it does nothing for morale. The show is flat in terms of entertainment for me. I didn't buy into it on season one and I honestly don't see it happening in season two either. So I might not bother with...

I'm wrong about nothing as far as Craig Ferguson goes from what I stated.

This is one show I just can't get into for some reason. I am absolutely daft about zombie movies and zombie novels and zombie video games :zombie: But this show makes me feel like I am washing an endless pile of dishes when watching it. I'm so daft for zombies that I wanted to be one when I...

He comes from Springburn in Glasgow and you wouldn't even know it nowadays. His Scottish accent is completely lost. Shame really. Oh well just another fellow Scot of mine that is now a turncoat. Connery being the biggest of the bunch and E-wan McGregor being another and Gerard Butler being yet...

Claire Foy Those lips are perfect for the job at hand. I hope she swallows as well. Ah hell it wouldn't matter if she did or not. Just as long as I got sucked off by the lovely Claire that would suit me fine. Holy fucking ****-assed fuck!. You can tell all of that just from him nominating...

Forums don't move at all. So yes, Roald, it's you. Not the forum.

Natural always wins for me. But there is a point to which I will say ENOUGH and that point is when the tits have dropped that much they can be used to keep the ankles warm. I remember one time an old girfriend of mine's mum and *** had a parrott. Everytime we'd go their house I'd try and get...

Handjobs are all good and well. But nothing beats a blowjob. Anyway to stick to the topic at hand (pun intended) I would choose..... Camille Crimson or Harley Spencer.

You'd be spoiled for choice. I'd rather be stuck on an Island with Jessica Alba or Lily Collins. The fun things we could get up to to pass the time hehe. And the only parts of those two I'd eat is their pussies and maybe their rear-ends as well. If those two lovely ladies are not available...

It would seem so lol

None are out of place. But my cock belongs to the one in the middle. I'd give it to her alright!. Khloe is gorgeous so she is.

Vanessa Hudgens

Don't worry. I'm with you all the way on this one. Khloe is definitely the one I'd bum the life out of if given the chance to do so.

Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck Paul W.S Anderson is the biggest tit I've ever seen. But I don't want to fuck him... unless it's on the back of the head with a metal baseball bat.

Test nothing. You just used that as an excuse to come in here and look at the dirty pictures. Admit it.

16 years this year I've had Jessica Alba on my mind. Jessica is just so appealing :yummie: We're both of similar age too.

Katie Cassidy I've never heard anyone mention her before on here. Am I truly the only one with a hard-on for her?. Surely not.

Emma Watson Harley Spencer Camille Crimson

Nah I'm just messing about is all. Thanks anyway.

It's a start.

Just as long as the woman in question doesn't look like the Incredible Hulk's ****** then it's all good. Muscles on women just isn't on. Women should be feminine all the way. Not something like Hulk Hogan mixed with The British Bulldog... but with tits that are hidden somewhere among the muscles...