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  1. Torre82

    Who would you like to get a handjob from?

    The cashier at any given.. \thinks \thinks some more Any dollar store. ****** dollar, dollar general, dollar tree, everything's 1$, etc. Lower to middle class angst + boredom + casual shopping = please get naked and let me worship your average sexiness. I say this truthfully. And realize the...
  2. Torre82

    DSL : What's Your 2022 Internet Speed?

    Whatever 4g lte and the motel WiFi is. So enough to stream 720p with ***** hiccups and.. "gawd forbid the neighbors turn on the microwave"
  3. Torre82

    Danny DeVito

    I totally forgot i made this. Go, ancient me!
  4. Torre82

    Who's the Oldest Woman You Would Fuck?

    #Anyone But if i had my drathers? Hrm... \googles "old lady pussy" \Comes back 5 mins later Ya know.. \scrolls The nice thing about old ladies.. \click, click Is twofold, imo. \stiffens One, old ppl shrink. Literally. Like, thru lose bone mass. Height. Weight. \scrolls more ... So ya see...
  5. Torre82

    "Friend" for a week!

    Hmm... Fran Drescher. You've got YouTube, old movies and Google images. If you can do this, you will level up in creativity. If not, i understand. ... Personally, i really can't. I dunno what I'll like until the time strikes. Kinda like music. When the mood hits, fire up the band. Which is...
  6. Torre82

    Adding T-Girls to FreeOnes -> Good idea?

    Show me the lady poles.
  7. Torre82

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    In order of latest to.. well, not: Amber alena Melissa rauch (omg the new night court is soo decent! It's simple, it's cheesy, it knows when to cut to a new scene. Perfect) Violetta storms (Jewish new Jersey girls.. my weakness. Snooki, you know you used to be thiccc! Why u do dis to us?) Zarina...
  8. Torre82

    Favorite ebony tits???

    Bailey (omfg nipples yussss) http://www.ebonyinlove.com/galleries/v2/atkexotics/black-women/324594/ Tessa tasty (she's on ph and loves public stuff) Quinn quest (she gets super juicy when she is into it. The full Hitachi vid did it for her) Heather Hunter (90s hottie, good luck finding her these...
  9. Torre82

    Golf Isn't a Sport

    They are all sports simply because they are also not NOT sports. Varying levels of competition, rules, interactivity, physicality and enjoyment.. yeah, there is all that. But i would argue the slippery slope point that physicality is a **** - it is hard to baseball after you go football. It is...
  10. Torre82

    Favorite ebony tits???

    Wow where do I begin.. Daya Knight (college girl tits, at least she used to have em) Marchea (large. I like her smile.) Jada fire (classic nipples) Mocha love (geektits) Monique Simone (luffff) Deziree Monroe (stoner tits, pierced) Adrian maya (light skinned love) Angel Johnson Ashton devine...
  11. Torre82

    The 2021 Moderator Search (WHO CAN IT BE NOW?)

    Tldr I'm fine, now. Healthy. Not stressed. Have my moments of contentedness. And even see the ex wife every so often. (Nude and willing, and cross your fingers that this middle aged couple gets back together. I could use some stability.)
  12. Torre82

    The 2021 Moderator Search (WHO CAN IT BE NOW?)

    Had a heart ****** that didn't **** me. December 2021. Felt weak af for almost three whole next year. Started walking again last August. (No, not wheelchair bound. I meant walking kicked my ass in the way that... Trekkng to the gas station nextdoor would make me winded. Jerking off felt like...
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    The 2021 Moderator Search (WHO CAN IT BE NOW?)

    My *******'s *** died so he went back home to see her in the hospital, he lost his job so moved in and left his grand am behind. (Not that it ran, but whatevs) My friends car died, they moved by ghetto rigging it one last time, ran out of money, sold it, ran out again.. and they're in a...
  14. Torre82

    The 2021 Moderator Search (WHO CAN IT BE NOW?)

    That previous neighborhood never really bounced back after COVID. Some places gentrified, but most of the businesses left. Most of the.. upper class apartments just became shut-ins of moderately successful 20 something's. Ya know the place is going to hell when the mall sells itself, the...
  15. Torre82

    It seems like yesterday. Everybody went thru times. Going to get worse. But not mind crushing...

    It seems like yesterday. Everybody went thru times. Going to get worse. But not mind crushing worse, in my opinion. Then again I've gotten used to bad times, but some ppl are just feeling it for the first time. Like a Fb post that makes sense to me: "I used to think i was just having a bad...
  16. Torre82

    Why do you visit FreeOnes?

    Sheesh, i guess.. i got tired of green guy link o rama and noticed fo's and peachy were good places to go for pronz. But only fo's has.. well, had.. an active community.(been around sooo long, more) Peach doesn't do social. There are other, way.. WAY more active places that cater to anything...
  17. Torre82

    What are you listening to right now?

    The *** laroi, Harry styles, Jerry boogie mccain, poolside and Frankie valli
  18. Torre82

    The legacy of Baconsalt

    Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Baconsalt, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Baconsalt throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg...
  19. Torre82

    Japan stops shooting porn after new law ******

    Japan = Vegas =internet. Insofar as that after a while, they'll find that making things ******-friendly on the outside is more.. Welcoming? But like tumblr, prohibition, republicans or the d7³p web, behind the scenes there will be things being made, sold, etc. This works out in their favor...
  20. Torre82

    Jenna Ortega

    And by extension Emma Myers. Something about barely 5 foot tall actresses in their 20s that look like pixies, doing horror flicks (series) that works so well.
  21. Torre82

    Millie Bobby Brown

    Ah, yus. Gotta say, i fell in luff with those Enola Holmes movies. A lil fluffy, but no more so than Downey movies were.
  22. Torre82

    Aubrey Plaza

    I don't believe so, they usually coincide with a new movie release. Like right now, they'd probably ask Pedro Pascal or Tom Brady to do that tweets. Because #Trending. Welcome to the future, right? :)
  23. Torre82

    The end of Warcraft in China

    Good. I have nothing against gamers, but when China has influenced the rest of the world.. i like when something takes them down a notch. Movies, series, gaming, mmo's... The Chinese and Korean markets and throwaway games (shovelware) are toxic practices. (Run an mmo for a year, make a billion...
  24. Torre82

    How exactly can you describe the feeling of your penis entering a vagina?

    Like setting outside that mountain for in lord of the rings (i honestly enjoy their company and chatter but.. priorities, right? :) Then it opens!... Kinda. You push into it, you find that no matter what, you are still dry and she can only share so much. Per thrust. So you aren't really "in"...
  25. Torre82

    Okay.

    Okay.
  26. Torre82

    Thought I'd check in

    Got the virus. Not dead. Lost a place. Got a car. Riots downtown. Car next to mine bricked window. WiFi fucked. All windows downtown broken. Looting. Tear gas and cops everywhere. Keeping my head down. Facial recognition on the cop cruisers, now. Flash as they go by. Martial law is 8pm tonight...
  27. Torre82

    I Looked Under a Snapple Cap and Won 3 New Moderators Instead of a Car!

    He was an alright human, he just had so little patience. It's like... You really can't let it get to you, man. Words. Politics. Everything. Calm down. I dunno. Even Eric came back for a moment. I said hi. Ate a baby. Nothing major.
  28. Torre82

    I Looked Under a Snapple Cap and Won 3 New Moderators Instead of a Car!

    Been here for 14 years. One assumes we like the place. ... Yeah we do. :) We like the color scheme and the angry guys a lot. Where is Sean.. i miss aviation porn.
  29. Torre82

    I Looked Under a Snapple Cap and Won 3 New Moderators Instead of a Car!

    In this quarantine? I expect we'll all be nuts af and cuss each other out in due time. Here's my day in a nutshell: rainy, windy... Okay I'm taking a ***. 2 hours later: homeless couple arguing 50 fr away from me. Me: i guess I'm up. I believe we're all a few bad days away from those guys...
  30. Torre82

    I Looked Under a Snapple Cap and Won 3 New Moderators Instead of a Car!

    I dunno where bnf, aces and Hoffa went. I only know some guy told me to forget about it. He says it in a unique way, tho. Good fella that dude.
  31. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    I've waited a month to hear from him and all he does is appear, insult and disappear. Come, sit a while. Tell us how your days have been, whatcha been up to?
  32. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    OMG ERIC! Its so good to see you, again. How have you been? Keeping busy? Are you safe?
  33. Torre82

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    I actually had a bad time, today. Ebony beauty wouldn't load the galleries so i had to look at Google pronz. Sadness
  34. Torre82

    Is The Term "***** In The Armor" Racist?

    I keep thinking about making a reply but i don't know what to say. Something racially motivated but funny. Nothing comes to mind. The fever is yellow. That's all i got :(
  35. Torre82

    The New FreeOnes Coming May 12th!

    Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria.
  36. Torre82

    I just want a lactating woman

    While on the topic, I've actually fulfilled this desire. I highly recommend milking a mommy.
  37. Torre82

    Fox News' Nerdy Librarian Kat Timph: You Fuck Her Or No?

    Expecting things from Fox brings interesting results.
  38. Torre82

    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    Yus I do. I'm happy to browse the forums for spam. :)
  39. Torre82

    Fox News' Nerdy Librarian Kat Timph: You Fuck Her Or No?

    Hrm.. but fox news? I dunno about this. :( *does homework* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Timpf Sounds.. interesting. I'm curious about her comedy routines, now. So where'd you see her? Morning shows on fox? Covid reporting?
  40. Torre82

    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    *somewhat skeptical* It isnt that the post isnt standard Trump, it is. Its just too articulate and is beyond the 150 character limit of twitter. *TrumpTwitterArchive.com* As expected. Dont get me wrong, I didnt wanna call you out. I actually wanted to repost it, but I had to do some homework...
  41. Torre82

    I just want a lactating woman

    seriously tho, have you ever tried fetlife? Alright, so.. everybody setle down, uncle Torre is gonna tell a story. So once upon a time it was 2013 and I was doing my #ForeverAlone thing and browsing OKCupid for .. 'friends'. My top 3 hits that turned out to be misses? Ooh boy. A rich chick from...
  42. Torre82

    I just want a lactating woman

    *click* *reads,laughs* Hellyeah, yellow. *clicks on that 'watch' this topic button* I dunno if it'll go anywhere, but I wanna see.
  43. Torre82

    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeepIp2J0zk Axcellerator 2020 So, maybe a little backstory cuz this is one of those stinkers I wouldnt post a link to, mention, or watch, dramatic pause, UNLESS IT WAS RECOMMENDED. Not just by anyone, but the rifftrax/mystery science theater 3,000 guys showed...
  44. Torre82

    Wifey's World Black Guys

    Agree. That isnt her. But I've seen 180 turnaround facelifts on classic pornstars. I agree it is suspect, but I've heard nothing thru the grapevine. In fact the last time she came up in conversation was 2010, so we all dropped off the map on that. But.. some of these guys might be into her...
  45. Torre82

    Wifey's World Black Guys

    Agree. That isnt her. But I've seen 180 turnaround facelifts on classic pornstars. I agree it is suspect, but I've heard nothing thru the grapevine. In fact the last time she came up in conversation was 2010, so we all dropped off the map on that. But.. some of these guys might be into her...
  46. Torre82

    35 Years ago today.

    GOOD LORD A 7 YEAR BUMP! Welcome back *****-o! Where ya been, whatcha up to? Good to see you and all the usual! :)
  47. Torre82

    Waterfalls of cum

    Precum or 'grool' when it comes to the ladies. Do a search for grool, bro. You'll get a metric fuckton of good stuff. :)
  48. Torre82

    Dealing with stolen gaming consoles

    CFW = custom firmware. It lets you back up your savegames to anything! :) And also your games. And put games back on. But the best part is backing up your whole catalog of saves so you can rest easy at night about whether your DS breaks or, sadly.. really, I'm actually quite disheartened that...
  49. Torre82

    Why Did the NIH Fund Wuhan Labs?

    2020 predictions that will or have already come true, from a month and a half ago: 1. May will be very different and much worse. Now the darkness is eerily quiet. That’s us safely at home, waiting for whatever comes next. Some of us are even bored, and hoping for something exciting to happen...
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