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i'd say that guy wins at life...:2 cents:

that was great!

i think that term exists so that big girls who aren't pretty can say they're a BBW and feel better about themselves...anyway, that term annoys me too, i know some bigger girls who are very pretty, but BBW really doesn't work for all of 'em...seems like a lot of the ones who claim that tag are...

haha nice one spyder

oh gawd...that was real too wasn't it? :facepalm:

hahaha that's harsh...

ah gotcha...thanks for having my back! :glugglug:

it's making fun of those 'gay test' pictures...

sure why not? it could be fun :nanner:

simply put...some guys can handle it, most can't...basically if you're secure enough with yourself, your relationship with your lady and you trust her 100% and know she loves you then you might be able to handle it...:dunno:

i was talking about them charging for whatever one you select...like if you sign up for three months at a reduced monthly rate they charge you for the three months up front so that you can't cancel early and get a single month for half price or whatever...but yeah, click the two day trial and so...

could have something to do with the heat? just sayin :dunno:

you telling me i have to take them both? :(

don't judge me

yes ma'am, any time and that's funny the word beaver usually pops into my head whenever his name comes up too...:dunno:

that's why they typically bill you for the whole selected membership duration up front and don't refund if you cancel early...as far as i know anyway

so? i don't see why it's a big deal personally...

oooh look me too!

what he said...they clearly state that as well so the only way you can get screwed over is if you do it to yourself...

:facepalm:

i'm sorry, they are fucking hott! you're missing out...

no way! you do that too? man...i thought i was the only one...:glugglug:

yeah...her lips are waaay sexier than yours too...just sayin

plus he's a professional :thumbsup:

at least little johnny can have a better visualization of how he was conceived...:dunno:

:) was it good for you? justin bieber...beiber...however his names supposed to be spelled

oops!

:facepalm: this is one of those cans of worms in which there is no right answer

hmmm so it involves ****, sex change, ********** and ****** all in one movie? that's amazing! sounds hott to me...:rubbel:

you should definitely get your dick pierced, that's a great idea!

only if you consider standing in the corner of a crowded locker room hunched over masturbating furiously while shouting obscenities and quoting bible verses perverted...:dunno:

well i for one will not take her seriously until she does her first quadruple anal scene...that's just me though :hatsoff:

well i'm glad i don't live in your state lol...plus i don't just whip it out and **** in public, i at least turn away from people ya know

you fucking serious? that man has clearly never actually satisfied a woman with that face...

my recommendation for getting rep points (not that they matter at all) is making some quality posts and not making any threads of this nature ever again...or just be so much of a jackass that people actually find you entertaining and even funny on occasion :dunno:

i *** outside a lot...it's kinda relaxing and refreshing actually, especially if it's kinda cool out, not cold, just cool ya know...i mean i don't go out of my way to **** outside, but if it's more convenient i won't hesitate

Fook you whaaale!!!! :D

that's the guy to the left in the black sweater partially covering it...;)

yeah...me too :(

is that so?

hahaha what a fuck...sounds like he should've been more open with his ****** from the start so she'd already be used to being disappointed by his depravity :dunno:

well...lube up and take a running start so you can get far enough in...i'm going to hell aren't i? :facepalm:

hmmm...well, i guess i can take one this time, that heart tattoo is hot anyway...this just means next time around you're the wingman...or wingwoman in your case :)

laaaiiid baaack...

i've heard reports that i'm not bad at that, so ya know, if you're interested still... :dunno: oh and jod...i think the noteworthy part is the recent development of breasts, our lil justin(e?) is growing up fast!

haha that doesn't surprise me one bit...hilarious though

nah i like chocolate

:bs::D

aw...where's your sense of adventure?

^i'd be more inclined to go with the arnica than the melted chocolate...that's just me though