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Peach mango v8 juice

What point were you expecting me to make?

See, Briana's on her A game. Come on Dirk, step it up!

Fair enough. I'll toss a vote over to my nom, Spexy.

Will there be roasting marshmallows?

Good deal. Besides, I don't like canned ****. Only bottled.

Time for my picture bribes!

Fuck that. My bum deserves nothing but the best.

That's not very nice.

What's a coroner? Someone ******** corona in a corner?

I'm from PA! Not every place there is a dump. It's like any place in the world, any state, any country, any nation, there will be nasty, dirty places in each location. The place I grew up was beautiful, surrounded by mountains, woods, flowers, lakes, streams, starry skies, the absolute opposite...

I don't watch many cop shows period. I've seen plenty. Some CSI, but I didn't like that show, and Psych, Grimm, plus movies. I just don't seem to recall anyone ever mentioning rubbing vapor rub under their nose.

That's what I like to hear! Any guy who says size B and smaller doesn't do it for him doesn't know what he's missing out on. Clearly he hasn't seen mine yet.

Haha I know, guys seem to like it. What's even worse is when it's so wet that your dick keeps falling out. Once when that happened, I was seriously right about to orgasm, like I just started to cum, and then it fell out, and poof, orgasm gone. Wah! - - - Updated - - - Would've been nice if...

I would! Make em extra salty, please.

Uh, you're supposed to send it out to all the OCSMs too, and I have yet to receive a shiny package from you.

That's what I thought, just wasn't sure if my mind might be thinking too much in the gutter. I actually don't really like the stickiness of sex either, but I let it slide cuz it feels good. I **** when I'm on top and I get really wet and I can hear the sound of it. I don't know why, it just...

What am I doing wrong? I don't get it.

You've got some real confidence to be able to admit that. Most guys with average/small penises are too self conscious about it to talk about it openly like that. It's nothing to be ashamed of to not have a giant dick (I prefer smaller/average ones), but... that doesn't stop guys from being...

They do that? Huh. But yeah, I don't want some slimy goo smeared on my face. That's one reason I rarely wear lip gloss, because I **** the stickiness and my hair gets stuck to it. Being sticky is one of the most uncomfortable feelings.

But it's not funny. Just as guys don't generally like to hear that their dick is small, girls don't want their vaginas being made fun of.

Ok well the falls area is much different from the city, I'm sure. In the city (which is where I live), there's trash everywhere, fish markets, other food markets, so much pollution. Stinky city.

Nah, perhaps just stop nomming after a certain time. Say... 6 am, board time? Err, do we all have the same time show up on our screens or is it different depending on where you live?

Well, good luck to her. That's a lot of people. At first I thought it was a gangbang porno. Now it makes much more sense.

To the shore as in Jersey Shore? I've never been there. I did go to one lake in NJ like... 6 years ago or something, and it was completely orange and dirty looking. I was a bit scared for my life about getting in the water. I've seen and swam in streams with orange rocks and stuff before, but...

This thread is very depressing for me and my B boobies.

Nah. New Jersey just looks stinky, not so much the smell. NY on the other hand.... :eeew: It was raining here a lot the past two weeks and when I went to the grocery store the other day, a woman was saying to the cashier, "I like the rain. It cleans the city. It makes NY less stinky." Yes...

I don't understand how the moon effects ocean tides. Anyone care to enlighten me? Not being sarcastic, btw.

Holy freakin mixture of scents in one bottle! That's so many. And here I thought my one perfume that was a mix of coconut, pineapple, peach, and some Hawaiian flower was a lot in one fragrance. The eucalyptus is great to have in there. That's really helpful for breathing.

V8 Juice now.

I don't think it's uncommon for any guy to mess up now and then, so having that "occasionally break a date at the last minute to go out with the goys" bit doesn't make any difference to me. That's completely normal. I have yet to date a guy (well, except for my current boyfriend, so far) who...

Yeah I think just about everyone buys it in bulk. The only times I've bought it in smaller quantities were for going camping, in which case I buy one or two individually packed rolls to take on the trip.

8? Oh wow, I didn't realize it was that much. Hmmm. I'll nom Spexy Ashleigh.

Serendipitously... I've never heard that word before. I like it. So I'm the shiniest package of all.

I've never smelled Escape. I'll take your word for it.

It is, but how do you smell? I'm a bit scared for your health.

So I'm the whole package then! Captivating eyes, irresistible lips, perky nips.

Not hanging out in enough bars.

Get me the midget, I'll make it happen. I've always been curious about water *******. What nose? Exactly. That's the point. Should get that fixed.

Exactly, on both points. It's not a race thing, it's a guy thing.

Yay I've been nommed! So exciting :) I feel like I don't get nommed on enough.

Exactly. I'm very open sexually, there's very few things that I won't try. I aim to please, and in return I expect to be pleased.

Water.

Well, no damage on my end. Maybe I'm just one of those rare few that likes surprises like that.

Ok well assuming you're in a relationship with someone who already knows your sexual boundaries, there shouldn't be an issue. Like my current guy knows I'm comfortable with bondage, at least I'd imagine he does seeing as he's tied me up for some shoots before and I'm pretty sure I've mentioned...

Here's my contribution :)

I have messed around with a little bondage before, but it was nothing major and it didn't exactly pan out the way you'd fantasize about. I've blindfolded guys before, tied their hands up, and had them tie my hands up, but that's nowhere near what I'd ultimately want. Like... I don't want to have...

Ha yeah don't worry about it. A fetish is technically defined as something that a person literally can't get off on anything but that one thing. Too many people say that they have a certain fetish, like feet, shoes, brown hair, big boobs, round asses, bondage, leather, latex, cosplay, boots...

This is true too. Most of the guys I've dated were "nice guys." They weren't popular, they were kind of outcasts. Maybe even considered nerds. While you'd think they'd make for great boyfriends since they aren't constantly competing with the other guys over who can get the hottest girl, who can...