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i'll have two...:glugglug:

i **** you right now :mad:

Re: TSA Agent Caught With Passenger's iPad in His Pants; Stole $50,000 worth of gadge there's a stone-age simple solution to this problem: chains and shackles, secure every passenger to their assigned seat and run it like a prison transport, armed guards with less-lethal weaponry (i.e...

ARGH!!! fuck you!!! i **** your state and the politicians you like!!!! /RAGE just kidding, seriously though, sorry about the Palin thing man, bad joke that went too far...she did alright as our governor minus the whole ditching us to go be a ********* bit, that wasn't cool. anyway, i'm all in...

definitely adds an extra thrill to it :D

hi-five, me too...anyway, i avoid whipping my dick out in public, it's kinda frowned upon and really doesn't do too many favors to oneself

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yeah my thoughts exactly...there's plenty of ordinary people who aren't fat, balding with bad acne and no sense of personal hygiene...

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i have approximately ~4-6% body fat so it's not me...i eat A LOT, but i'm also very active and have an extremely enthusiastic metabolism

it does have a slightly familiar feeling to it doesn't it?

^creativity neither equals nor requires talent or skill...just sayin

i'm not gonna lie a decent looking dick makes the scene better. a decent looking guy in general does, i don't want to see some hottie getting nailed by an ugly motherfucker

had sex in the front row of a full movie theater (off to the side) and in my dorm room in college while talking to my roommate who was on his computer are probably the two most awkward places i've came as well as had sex

just temporarily though ;)

why?

full c, small d, firm, not saggy...pierced nipples are fucking hot on the right chick but i wouldn't say they're hotter than none if that makes sense...

ok i'll rephrase...nothing ruins the moment quite like blowing your load up her nose or in her eye cause she's not prepared for it there, basically, communication is key! ;) great answer btw!

and people think human depravity is a new thing :facepalm:

i figured...i think a fitting sentence would be to stick them with the general population and have the details of their crime(s) clearly stated for all to know...no sense making their jail time safe and comfortable (relatively speaking)

so i'm confused...do you go for dick or pussy? :confused:

he got angela gossow of arch enemy in 18 or 19, d.b. cooper in 10 and chuck billy of testament in 30...

http://thechive.com/2011/07/05/its-tuesday-you-could-use-some-motivation-30-photos/ it's tuesday, they took yesterday off, oh well :dunno:

this is making me have doubts about that GT3 i smoked the other day... :(

yeah i'd check her out too...luckily for me i wear sunglasses 90% of the time when i'm outside and i have very effective peripherals :cool:

gotcha ;) :D i think this board needs a new smiley............

and you still pay them? that's actually a question, not criticism...do non-gold diggers get a pay raise? :D

crystal planet by joe satriani

yeah check the "watch that video" section

different brand of douche bag brah :mad:

welcome back to being a mod nikki :glugglug:

it really is amazing how popular that movie was and for no apparent reason...it's extremely slow, dull and boring in all honesty

deadwood deserves to be on that list...also deserves a legit ending, but that's a different story

very misleading :dunno:

would? by alice in chains

agreed 100%, followed by where ever is most convenient, belly or ass/back if she requests you pull out

i can be a pretty big dick at times from what i've been told...that's what this is about right?

i smoke socially on occasion but that's it...the only thing i actually buy and smoke for me are cigars or cigarillos...slightly related, i more often take a dip if i want a nicotine buzz, but nothing frequent enough to consider a habit

sounds pretty bad but i think the human centipede and serbian film could probably compete

i dunno how most prisons work in the lower 48, but the ones in alaska have sex offenders separated from the general population which is also very homophobic and intolerant of sex offenders is what i've heard from people who've "visited"

the title makes it sound like he was a serial killer................just sayin

coming home by cinderella

the ***** one was a stick for me...any stick i found could easily become some variety of medieval weapon

:D nice response. carry on sir...i'll stick with my "conventional" fucking but that's me...have fun :nanner:

thanks for the rep...i got a chuckle :)

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i guess it was inevitable...:facepalm:

yes. nothing ruins the moment quite like blowing your load somewhere she doesn't appreciate it...

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