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  1. vodkazvictim

    Whimsy decides to step up.

    He knows what needs to be done and he figures if nobody else is gonna do it, he may as well step up and do it.
  2. vodkazvictim

    Freedom fighters return to the headlines

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11680593 Greece has suspended international airmail for 48 hours after more than a dozen suspicious packages were sent to targets in Greece and across Europe. Police are looking for five men suspected of being part of an extreme left-wing group. German...
  3. vodkazvictim

    Why Vodkas victim was fired from the usaf

    They have NO sense of humour... :(
  4. vodkazvictim

    Dirk finally outdoes Shifty in the bizzarre fetish stakes

    When you see it... you'll see shat bricks.
  5. vodkazvictim

    L3ggy's drama group updates the classics

    Oh my L3ggy, what big typos you have...
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    Whimsy's been piling on the pounds ever since he became a banker...

    Whims... We love you - get help.
  7. vodkazvictim

    It's officially over between me and chica :******:

    A month ago I took part in a competition and won a months free pass to Chica's website (that pass has now expired). This was partially thanks to the nicest guy on Freeones: http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=466769 sure you can have the chica's place pass! i like both of them; but to be...
  8. vodkazvictim

    Champaigne anyone?

    Now I'm a barman, drinks are on me!
  9. vodkazvictim

    Shiftys next fetish.

    http://squirtporn.us/thehun/farting/snm/hun.html
  10. vodkazvictim

    An announcement.

    I have just returned from a trip to another city and I have an announcement to make: Using the same method I used to stop smoking I am now stopping ******** up until my wedding. If I feel this is an improvement in my life then I will never ***** again. My final ***** was a bottle of ***. Some...
  11. vodkazvictim

    Another threesome that wasn't.

    Out on the town tonight. Got the missus *****. Got a girl I know ***** too. The missus is short and petitte with dark ahri, dark eyes and a hell of a booty. Sarah is the other girl. Blonde, blue eyes, petite, tempting. What did I get tonight after trying to get them both ***** and hoping for at...
  12. vodkazvictim

    I forgot to mention but...

    ...On friday I saw the EDL arrive in Leicester to protest. I didn't see much, but if anybody wants an insight into my firsthand perspective on events, ask me.
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    Women, eh?

    Just argued with the missus. Pissed off.
  14. vodkazvictim

    Guilt.

    How do I make amends? I didn't know what I was doing!
  15. vodkazvictim

    Shameless duplication.

    I've just seen Patrick Kielty on TV advocating the abolition of the U.N. in favour of all governments opening Facebook accounts. Imagine: U.S.A. and North Korea are now friends. (china likes this). Pakistan and U.S.A. have gone from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated". Hezbollah have...
  16. vodkazvictim

    The only logical solution to Terrorism...

    ... and global warming, corruption, religious zealotry, the cult of *********, the crisis in education, exploitation and the crisis in morals... ...look into your heart - you know it to be true. And if that other thread is acceptable then this one sure as hell is!
  17. vodkazvictim

    The cruel petition

    I hereby petition the Freeones leadership to change fallhells name to Karl Pilkington. All those in favour, type Aye. All those against, Nay.
  18. vodkazvictim

    Ricky Gervais

    I'm watching his Karl Pilkington show and it occurs to me tat this guy is full of ****. His humour revolves entirely around picking on people he perceives to be stupider than him. He apparently has never even considered that there may be people more intelligent than him who refrain from treating...
  19. vodkazvictim

    Whimsey and L3ggy:

    Role reversal
  20. vodkazvictim

    How the MOD wastes our billions (channel 4, monday, 8PM)

    This is noted down from telly, so apologies if it isn't incredibly coherant. Only america and china have superior military funding to Britain. So where does it go? For a ***** smaller than the us marines (86 generals) The British army employs about 262 generals. 200 million is spent on...
  21. vodkazvictim

    Better watch our step-

    -He's watching us on Freeones! http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=283037
  22. vodkazvictim

    Americas revenge!

    4 miles of beach in southend have been declared off limits after an oil spill ****** from a ship in the Thames estuary. The american government has claimed responsibility for the ******, claiming it is a justifiable counter-****** in revenge for BPs contamination of large stretches of american...
  23. vodkazvictim

    TV While on PC

    I'm watching a phonesex channel (dirty talk) while on this forum. Tammy Oldham is on and I swear she's cross eyed half the time the cameras up close in her face. Anyone else noticed?
  24. vodkazvictim

    Something new from you to... who?

    OK, heres the nature of this thread: The person before you posts a link to a youtube vid of a video they believe nobody will have seen before and will be found interesting by others. You then do the same. The idea? Everybody gets a little bit of education and a little bit broader horizons. Not...
  25. vodkazvictim

    The world would be better if women ran it.

    I know. I'm gonna get kicked off FO for this. But think: No war. All that money invested in more worthy causes. Instead of war, fashion shows. The result is that Italy is the worlds premier superpower. As a result everyone worldwide enjoys Italian food rather than crappy macdonalds. A limit...
  26. vodkazvictim

    Petras payment

    Dear Petra. As we agreed when you decided not to ban me for being a troll, I now give you the information on your deity that I promised: :cthulhu: Further information on something entirely unrelated here: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_LOL_Cats :Cthulhu:
  27. vodkazvictim

    What does it take?

    What does it take for the american right to love Obama? Seriously, name the one thing he could do to make you love him. Name the 7 things he could do to make you love him. Name 10000000 things he could do to make you love him. Or just say; "I could never love Obama".
  28. vodkazvictim

    Britain fucking up further II

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sass-best-soldiers-******-to-retire-by-bean-counters-2064957.html :facepalm:
  29. vodkazvictim

    R.I.P. Shifty

    It is with great sadness that I must regretfully report to you all that Shifty ****** away late last night after he was ****** doing the thing he loved most. http://www.exoticbbw.com/tgp3/d96_chc_01/d96_chc_01a.html He was eaten and no remains have been found, only his clothes. A memorial...
  30. vodkazvictim

    New sport.

    This new sport looks set to produce new injury challenges for medics. http://www.fistocean.com/hole38/hun.html
  31. vodkazvictim

    you couldn't make it up - but they did.

    http://www.shemalesitereview.com/tgp/wendywilliamsxxx.html
  32. vodkazvictim

    Since there are so many Resident evil vids floating around...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-3CPAtQiJs
  33. vodkazvictim

    What's your favourite painting.

    I've been ******** (NO!) and just had a flashback to the first time I saw Femme au Jardin by Monet. Ever sinc ei've always held Monets work on a pinnacle of excellence and to this day Femma au jardin is still my favourite. Not so long ago I saw Jocande in the Louvre. Maybe it was the...
  34. vodkazvictim

    England fucking up further.

    Who'd have thought our beloved Tory leader would fuck over the poor? Well, that's just what he's doing. The poor suffer most. Well it's fair right, I mean they did cause the economic crisis after all. It had nothing to do with the bankers. Meanwhile, they're claiming that this budget that hits...
  35. vodkazvictim

    Hypocrosy

    How dare the government put this on the telly when they're busy doing all they can to pollute our green and pleasant land!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpu95EcRir4
  36. vodkazvictim

    Racial harmony

    Finally achieved. And I must say, it is pleasing. http://www.sensuallinks.com/120710/index.html
  37. vodkazvictim

    Horny?

    Still Horny? http://directpornography.com/wives/pwb252/12.jpg
  38. vodkazvictim

    The stone zone...

    If anybody saw Andrew stones appearance on dating in the dark...
  39. vodkazvictim

    Hungry?

    http://www.haitianheat.com/tgp-lac/lac244-ebo/index.html Still hungry?
  40. vodkazvictim

    Who?

    Sure I know her, yet cant quite place her? http://www.adultfucking.info/sex6VI1/hun.htm
  41. vodkazvictim

    **** these days...

    ...It's worrying.
  42. vodkazvictim

    For my pilot friends

    But I'm sure they've already seen it, so I'll show it to you freeoneophiles instead. AVIATION RULES AND REMINDERS * Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory. * If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the stick back they get smaller. Unless you keep pulling...
  43. vodkazvictim

    Vodkazvictim breaks board rules on **********... Again...

    Will someone look this time?
  44. vodkazvictim

    Osama Bin Laden...

    Has to hide his face after the plastic surgery to change his appearance for the sake of his protection. Such a rich man should've hired a more expensive doctor who didn't mix up the surgeries, though...
  45. vodkazvictim

    You can't improve on ****** natures design...

    http://www.mybizarresite.com/bclit1/
  46. vodkazvictim

    Who?

    http://www.thumbsempire.net/2009-09/coj1/thehun.html
  47. vodkazvictim

    Vodkas victim breaks board rules on **********

    http://crazyxxx3dworld.net/free/fhg/93o/gallery00.html *bends over and waits for the mods to put their footprints on my arse*
  48. vodkazvictim

    Shemale or female? You decide!

    Some women have no business in porn. But then again some women weren't always women. So is this a shemale or a particularily ugly female? You decide! http://galleries.triple10pass.com/custom/7_2010/dirty_college_gfs-m1r/pics/14.jpg
  49. vodkazvictim

    Mariko who?

    I'm reasonably sure her first name is on the bottom of the pics (Mariko by photographers name),but a search hasn't found her. Who is she, where do I find more? http://www.isthisafake.com/112009/thehun.html
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