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    What did I miss when I was gone?

    i'm of jewish descent ;) oh and gays and shemales have their own sub-forums now
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    Who is Petra, if you don't mind my asking?

    supposedly she likes to take it up the shitter, but that's all hearsay coming from me as i live halfway around the world from her
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    Best board rivalry?

    i vote sam fisher vs. the masses...it's always nice to see a good old fashioned one man vs everyone match
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    Briana Lee

    an amazing concept! i wish more people understood that...especially living in a small town and being known by pretty much everybody, the rumors can get waaay out of hand, it seems that any girl i talk to or hang out with i'm fucking and any guy my girlfriend is seen with she's fucking and likely...
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    Freaky Friday

    it matters that you're in the average-ish range...too little is too little and too much is too much, people were made to fit together ;)
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    You have one day left. One day.

    i'd spend it with friends and ****** as well..
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    Same-Sex Marriage, Where Do You Stand?

    i still fail to see why this has ever been considered a major political issue...
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    thanks for the rep, it is interesting, not sure i understand it but whatever :D :hatsoff:

    thanks for the rep, it is interesting, not sure i understand it but whatever :D :hatsoff:
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    you're not allowed to **** fags here anymore :nono:
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    Freaky Friday

    unfortunately many probably do...i see no reason to lie about it, if she's gonna have sex with me she's gonna have sex with me and she'll find out anyway, if she's not going to then there's no reason to mention it, that's how i see it anyway :dunno:
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    Do straight women like watching porn aimed at men?

    my girlfriend enjoys rough lesbian porn the most...ironically she isn't much into girls in real life :dunno:
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    thanks for the rep :glugglug:

    thanks for the rep :glugglug:
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    When to say no to a blowjob offer.

    that would mix quite poorly with my dick piercing...:eek:
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    Tori Black and Taylor Vixen Funny pic

    wow, i nearly missed that this thread is a year old...no wonder it looked familiar
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    Petition to get rid of Paul Chaplin!!!

    haha nice analogy...i honestly have never heard of the guy so i can't really comment
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    What are you listening to right now?

    vote with a bullet by corrosion of conformity
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    Petition to get rid of Paul Chaplin!!!

    so basically you're mad that he can pull chicks and you can't? am i right?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    famous by puddle of mudd
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    Briana Lee

    i **** seeing girls move faster than they want to just because other people want them too...no need to hurry things, no need to even do b/g if you don't want to because that's what matters, what YOU want...anyone who can't respect that are not people you want as fans anyway :2 cents:
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    Beavis and Butt Head

    i'm a fan :)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ****** by danzig
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    actually DOA, i do believe you nailed it with that one...just sayin :D oh, and i wouldn't mind if you stuck around, you've got your own smiley and i enjoy seeing your name around here
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    Dave_Rhino...

    ah-hah! i'm just me...:(:o:shy:
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    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    hmmm...musta missed something in my couple day absence...anyway, i've never had a problem with DOA, he's good in my book for all that matters :dunno:
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    you're welcome pirate! :glugglug:

    you're welcome pirate! :glugglug:
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    you're welcome :glugglug:

    you're welcome :glugglug:
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    Weird Pussy

    :facepalm:
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    How do I loosen a Girl's Pussy permanently?

    a loose vagina is made from genetics and weak muscles...one can't be helped but the other can, if the OP is serious then he is either very inexperienced, very dumb or both
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    I'm baaaack!

    gays are now allowed to openly post on our board...
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    Fucked the hottest chick ever last night!!!

    hottest chick ever in 1923 maybe...:facepalm:
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    911 Tells *** 'Do What You Have To Do'

    ahh k, that would make more sense, missed that part
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    Scam (Never use 02) I've done this to publically shame them and to warn you all.

    if you ever complain about sexual frustration again i'm going to come down there and punch you. just saying. :mad:
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    did they quiet porn?

    were they some of the more obnoxious ones? cause if so them i'm really glad they quieted down cause if they're who i'm thinking of they've needed to shut the fuck up during their scenes for a long time...:D
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    911 Tells *** 'Do What You Have To Do'

    only problem is that she called 911 to see if it was OK...shouldn't have been a concern but overall, well done :clap:
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    really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can reply on

    Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl no kidding...:facepalm:
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    What pisses you off?

    people who bitch about their job when they work for them self! :mad:
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    More New Metallica.

    :mad: metallica are sell outs! ever since dave mustaine left they went to ****!!! :mad::hairpull::brick::cthulhu:
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    Conspiracies.. lots of 'em!

    i think the conspiracy about the illuminati being reptilian moon jews is pretty believable, but that's me :tinhat:
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    Movie choices for ********?

    haha wow...i'm glad you noticed that one :D
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    Now That's Gangsta!

    and a stock equinox in the background...TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!
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    ¿Who is the pornstar on the wickedpictures.com ad with the mini skirt?

    i would recommend you find a picture that will stick around and re-post this in the identification section of this board...better luck there
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    Did she ever gaped those?

    :facepalm:
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    Concepts and tolerances of what is fat have changed a lot.

    i honestly never would have guessed
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    Would you "hit it"?

    i'm not into heavier women, no offense intended by that, it's just not my thing...i will admit that i've known many bigger chicks who are very pretty but i've never had sex with a woman over 130 pounds...oh, and i'm also a skinny fucker, my metabolism is ridiculous
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