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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    i voted for "FUCK YEAH!!!?!?!!?!!!! " because the all caps and excessive punctuation really stood out to me :tongue:
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    Too cute! Dog

    negative...cats<dogs
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    preparing to dock, captain... cut or uncut?

    ah yes, precisely what i expected...i'm not into dick but my vote is for cut
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    Have you ever met any porn star?

    that must be why someone always comes and kicks me ass after i get laid and bail...:facepalm:
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    Query about those Dancing Bear videos.

    thanks for the info! :thumbsup:
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    The Ten Comandments- Republican Style

    ^are you my neighbor? anyway i'm anti-most politicians who will ever have a chance at getting elected...my views are far too moderate and middle of the road to ever fit in with either party..
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    My friend got Small Cock Humiliated by a Webcam Girl Last Night

    even delusional people with 3-4" penises don't think they've got a big dick :facepalm:
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    What if Carmella Bing was your ******?

    i would be more careful in searching for porn...
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    The Ten Comandments- Republican Style

    i despise flagrant hypocrisy. if i'm gonna be a hypocrite i'll have the good decency to keep it to myself :D
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    Harley Spencer: First Time Video

    i personally don't like exaggerated or fake...if a girl is loud, energetic and into dirty talk normally then great, if she's not then i find it kinda annoying to see her try...i guess i like porn that at least resembles real sex :D and that's good, do it your way, happiness is more important...
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    Harley Spencer: First Time Video

    he's right. you have a very unique low key but erotic energy, it's pretty cool really...:2 cents:
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    My one year anniversary on FO's!!!!!!

    yeah what he said...it's tough to keep track of members who switch their **** up all the time, especially when they change names too :mad:
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    My one year anniversary on FO's!!!!!!

    ...and there was much rejoicing. yaaaay...
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    Ten Years From Now

    i'm self employed and don't intend on hiring employees so that helps and i fix things. the town i live in will support people who can fix things regardless of where the economy goes.
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    To anyone who was at the Shinedown concert on 4/13/12 in Milwaukee!!!

    i like shinedown too, they're just not the type of band that hotties flash their titties at IMO...their cover of simple man was very well done
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    Miss Free Ones Contests ... Vote Manipulation

    :eek: a whole other FreeOnes!? that sounds frightening...:shy:
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    Ten Years From Now

    realistically i see myself as a comfortably successful small business owner with a modest income and minimal debt.
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    Have you ever met any porn star?

    i guess i'm doing **** all wrong cause i've always had a couple extra hoops to jump through first...
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    Have you ever met any porn star?

    yeah i've met jesse jane, riley steele and stoya.
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    Bungee Jumping

    never bungee jumped or gone skydiving but i would rather go skydiving honestly...bungee jumping seems less appealing to me :dunno:
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    To anyone who was at the Shinedown concert on 4/13/12 in Milwaukee!!!

    well yeah, she's flashing her tits at a shinedown concert...
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    Harley Spencer: First Time Video

    nice video harley!
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    Vote for Me!

    i've been voting for you in newcomer and adult model categories :)
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    Can I Get An STD This Way??

    where's your sense of adventure? just bareback it bro.
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    Orgies

    i've been in several threesomes but that's it.
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    signs she is interested?

    PZtxBZ9D5sI :D
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    Cowards

    i ain't skeered...
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    signs she is interested?

    an ironic edit to a double post that ends with a comment about bedroom problems...:1orglaugh just sayin :D
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    The Hobbit Is Gonna Be So Badass

    i believe i've referred to the iliad as badass before...as well as the odyssey :dunno:
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    Who knew WTC had a ******?

    making fun of tin hats worn by savvy individuals to block brain ray scanners ;) WTC was a lead designer on the latest generation i believe...
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    Is this it?

    you know...i really don't have the answers you're looking for lol
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    Omg!

    i'm down with foreplay...adds to the whole experience and it gets the girl more into it which makes everything better. i **** having sex with unenthusiastic girls, if she's not gonna put forth the energy to have a good time then there's somewhere else i'd rather be.
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    Anyone else's fed up with the "vote for me" threads ?

    are you saying you have a shortage of dick pics? no pun intended
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    Why do we love big breasts?

    lol that's a good point...i don't mind sucking on smaller tits either though, so long as there's something there :)
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    Vote for Me!

    you might try a video hosting site and just link it if nothing else works :dunno:
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    The Rings of The Elves

    i'm gonna have to say vilya for me.
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    Come on guys, is it REALLY all that serious?

    no ****! they were probably still ***** and/or tripping and likely ******** as well haha
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    Come on guys, is it REALLY all that serious?

    that's pretty fuckin funny galactic, thanks for sharing :1orglaugh
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    Addicted to porn

    i'm going to 3rd this, half because i agree with what you're saying and half because i just want to follow petra ;):D:cthulhu:
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    Addicted to porn

    you could be addicted to worse
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    To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question

    you should fuck her gloyster, but leave your creepy masks at home...unless she's into that sort of thing
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    Anyone else's fed up with the "vote for me" threads ?

    personally i don't click on threads i don't want to see...works pretty well for me. except when i accidentally click the wrong thread, then i get fucking irate and have to suppress the urge to start a raving thread about it :mad:
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    Holly Rydem Picset Previews - Early Release!

    nice pics holly, you make a cute bunny :)
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    Pornstar In Need Of A Boob Job

    i concur. OP definitely could use a larger cock, it's certainly not to my liking as is.
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    Vote for Me!

    how tall are you?
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    going to vegas in april, porn related thread

    oh and any reasonably priced ****** who solicits you and seems affordable and is reasonably attractive is either a sting or she's looking to bait you so she can rip you off...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    reach for the sky by firehouse
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    What kind of lotion or lube do you like to jerk off with?

    the same stuff i have sex with..
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