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    You think James Deen is fucking Lindsay Lohan yet? (pic)

    l3dJpZfnpG0 anyway yeah, i'm sure james deen is smashing that...i'd be disappointed in them both if that weren't the case
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    What pisses you off?

    you don't happen to live where i live do you?
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    $1,000 a Week for Life Lottery

    about the ***, good for him. i hope he appreciates it.
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    Whats better? Sex or Candy?

    i don't really like candy honestly so sex it is...
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    $1,000 a Week for Life Lottery

    not really, more of an exploitationist...if they're willing to give it up then why the hell not :D
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    $1,000 a Week for Life Lottery

    whatever, i'd take a free loaf of bread a week too :dunno:
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    Is "The Departed" as good as "Goodfellas"?

    this actually isn't that bad of a comparison for once...anyway, no the departed isn't quite as good as goodfellas in my book but it is still high on my list of movies
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    who is nailing the 8s and 9s in our society? (srs)

    i do, i'm in a long term relationship with one :dunno:
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    My Xvideos don't show up in the search results.

    you should definitely ask the people who run the site...i'm sure they have a contact address for technical problems it's users have...one question that may help, did you add search tags to make finding the video easier?
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    Whoa evolution, you one maaaaad scientist!

    y'all wanna meet up sometime? :D
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    why the hell are these girls shaving their heads?

    it's just another thing going around like most other ridiculous hairstyles...every other girl you see will be rocking it for a while and a few will pull it off well while most will look like **** and then they'll find a different hairstyle to mimic each other with. that said it's not too bad i...
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    If you are getting sexts from someone you're not interested in....

    you can't molext the willing :D;)
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    What would you prefer

    i had sex before i ever got a blowjob or handjob or any other job lol. :dunno: modern lover, if you find a girl who's good at it a blow job is awesome, you should find out someday ;)
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    Poll for men

    1. Do you own a car? yes several 2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? if it's a special friend i usually pay otherwise it's split. 3. How did you find the Freeones page? i don't remember 4. Are you jealous? no 5. Which one is the best role model for men; Clint...
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    Nastiest thing you've ever seen in a porn?

    i'm quoting myself because it is once again applicable...:facepalm:
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    Bath Salt **** (Ivory Wave, Ocean Snow, White Girl, Bolivian Bath)

    i want to know what brand turns motherfuckers rabid? :D
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! i think those guys should've mentioned something about roverfest in their cleveland tourism videos haha..
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    So I was in the bathtub

    were you prescribed some sort of ***** by chance? just wondering...next question, why exactly were you rolling around in poison oak naked?
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    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    exactly. good post.
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    44 ridiculous sex tips from Cosmopolitan.

    for some reason i get the impression that the editors of cosmo don't get laid very often or if they do they don't get many repeats...
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    Pretty Eight Machine

    i'd give you nine inch nails appreciation rep but i need to spread some around and i dunno how much good it would do you anyway...:dunno:
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    Exclusive interviews in Hawaii for Twisty's and BTS!

    cool video taylor, thanks for sharing and congrats :)
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    The board is dead tonight.

    oh hey, there you are! :wave:
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    What not to call your baby girl.

    they have some good ads for sure! :D
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    Are Sir_Fartsalot's questions as irritating as a kick in the nuts?

    could you define "topic" please? this eavesdropped would like some clarity...:lurk:
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    The board is dead tonight.

    did someone say something? i coulda sworn i heard a voice...
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    Are Sir_Fartsalot's questions as irritating as a kick in the nuts?

    hey coincidence, my balls itch too...:dunno:
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    Louis C.K.

    agreed. i'd say he's consistently my favorite comedian currently doing stand up.
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    I just took 4 tablets of Dulcolax, and am in the middle of taking an entire bottle...

    Re: I just took 4 tablets of Dulcolax, and am in the middle of taking an entire bottl this site pretty much deserves it's own mtv reality show...don' t deny it
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    DOA The Clown Moderator

    hey blue countach, haven't seen you in a while, welcome back...that's always an awkward situation where you're not happy but not sad about what happened even though you feel like you should have some sort of strong reaction
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! a new one or old one?
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    I'm lost for words.

    where? :dunno:
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    Warwick Capper Joanne capper

    yeah really..
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    Sweetest Alexis

    welcome alexis! :wave:
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    I just took 4 tablets of Dulcolax, and am in the middle of taking an entire bottle...

    Re: I just took 4 tablets of Dulcolax, and am in the middle of taking an entire bottl :facepalm:
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    Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first time!

    Re: Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first ti even the guy has amazing skin! :facepalm: oh well, still nice pictures
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    BlueBalls, Death-Proof-69 & TheSpokenWheel. Will you marry me???????

    :dito: i'm in the same boat as spokenwheel...guess blueballs is your gonna be your man by default :D
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    hi everyone

    :wave:
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! i'm gonna say i prefer the new hair color over the blond you had before. looks good :thumbsup:
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    Revenge!

    tell her to stop being a bitch and get over it. there's ~7 billion other people out there, who gives a **** if a couple of them don't like you? :dunno:
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    Widow of Atlanta cop who died during three-way sex is awarded $3 million

    lol, there was no mention of anyones feet ;)
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    RIP to my friend xanaXXX.

    yeah mine only gets used for movies and i hardly watch them anymore besides on netflix on my computer...
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    It's "You're" not Your

    haha, you must **** reading my posts seeing as i pretty much don't capitalize anything...honestly though, i am a proficient writer and can structure sentences pretty well if i have a mind to do so :dunno:
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    What would you prefer

    i love getting blowjobs whereas the others don't really do it for me so much so that's what i prefer seeing.
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    Health scare..

    i sincerely hope everything turns out to be ok nikki.
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    Last Night

    nice! making your woman squirt is definitely fun...squally is right though, it can be hard on sheets, mattresses etc :D
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    RIP to my friend xanaXXX.

    whoa, you don't have a tv? i thought i was the only one...
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    Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first time!

    Re: Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first ti very nice, thanks for sharing petra!
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! haha yeah. we still don't really like each other but it is what it is. i think he's just accepted that i'm not a punk like he thought i was and that i'm pretty much stuck with his step ******** lol.
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