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  1. Doc Scurlock

    24788, What in the Sam Hell is it With All These Potholes?

    I just swerve around them. It's like an obstacle course.
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    Strip Clubs

    It's why I don't bother with strip clubs. I don't want to pay money just to be teased.
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    Who has the WORST boobjob you have seen?

    It's like they went opposite of what usually constitutes a bad boob job and that is the large gap between breasts. Here they're so squished together that it's weird looking. I bet you the doc who did that one won't be putting it in his portfolio.
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    Sony Move

    Sony's core market is gamers. Nintendo's is casual gamers. A casual gamer won't blow the kind of money a PS3 costs and that's not including the controller and games you'll need. This will fail.
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    What's Wrong With This Picture?

    Porn has lied to me about lesbians.
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    When you jack off what do you cum in/on?

    Lets just say you don't want to be working in a bottle depot.
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    Muslim ***** brides on the rise; sick fucks

    I can't wait to hear from the douches who say we have to respect everyone's religion and beliefs even though they're pretty fucked up. Got to be politically correct these days. Don't want to offend anyone because Jeebus help us if we get some angry letters.
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    Texas School Board Conservatives Win Curriculum Change

    Man, they're going to be shell shocked when they go to college and are faced with the fact that what they've been learning for the past 10 years or so is wrong.
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    Atheists meet in Melbourne celebrate lack of faith

    Man, some Atheists are getting as bad as some of the hardcore Christians. I'm a man with no faith myself but I'm not going to join groups and **** to be we with like minded folks and discuss why we believe what we do, if I wanted that I'd have stayed with organized religion.
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    So TLC is a Copy Cat

    Both of those channels need to change their names because TLC has nothing to do with learning anymore and A&E has nothing really to do with Arts & Entertainment. They're both essentially train wreck TV.
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    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ ********. :eek:
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    Image of Jesus 'appears in a frying pan'

    You know for a guy who is supposed to be the *** of God I think he should aim higher than an appearence on a frying pan. His old man must be disappointed.
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    Runaway Prius Hoax ?

    Bah, sounds like a douche who just wanted to capitalize on Toyota's misfortunes. He owes money on it and probably thought he could make some cash from this or have Toyota forgive the debt and let him keep the car for free as a good will gesture.
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica A girl with a quick wit. I like that.
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    I am excited for Mass Effect 2 -- I hope it delivers when it comes out!

    No kidding I want it now. Luckily, it won't be a three year wait this around as they're aiming for a release sometime next year.
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica Will there be punch?
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    Name one pornstar would you impregnate?

    That's a lot of ***** support.
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    ****** boy ate *****, drank ***** to survive

    You know what the sad thing is, I bet she only spends one year max in prison.
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    Chick Shampoo, I swear

    Maybe it's just me but doesn't the majority of shampoo come in the man splooge white color?
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    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Still voting for Nina Mercedez. Needs to be higher than where she currently is.
  21. Doc Scurlock

    Couple Nurtured Virtual ***** While Real Baby Starved...

    That's fucked up. Someone's got their priorities all mixed up. Now on a morbid humor note, the virtual ***** will have to grow up without parents.
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica http://www.teri-hatcher.com/SEINFELD93/seinfeld9314.jpg They're real and they're spectacular!
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica It came with a bunch of books. Man it's weird how you can remember the stupidest stuff.
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    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ I like you. Most girls on here would bite their tongue and try not to offend anyone even if they are a douche but you take them to task. Nice.
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    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Hey, you know what? You probably should vote for Nina Mercedez. She's the bee's knees. :thumbsup:
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica "Those dimples, those eyes, Mario Lopez is one hunky guy." Words from a Saved By The Bell book I got back in one of those Scholastic packages. Why I remember it almost 15 years later I don't know but it does frighten me a little. :helpme:
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    randomness

    It's an underwater vessel that transports nouns.
  28. Doc Scurlock

    Big

    Me too. :1orglaugh
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    Conan O'Brien chooses 1st person to follow on Twitter

    That would make sense as Leno's audience is older and probably haven't figured out how to use a computer let alone even know what Twitter is.
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    This enormous boob stripper...

    See another reason to like big breasted women. Not only do they have large boobs but they come with a meal. Now if they can somehow fit a PS3 in there I'll be set.
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    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Now that's an oversized picture.
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    Azusa Yoshizuki Vs. Yoko Matsugane

    Yoko Matsugane although you can't lose picking the other chick.
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    Reon Kadena vs. Emi Kobayashi

    Reon Kadena x1000000000000
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    You guys want Khabibulin back?
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    Gangbangs

    Too much men around and not enough women. It's not a ratio I want to be a part of.
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica If you leave I'll be ****** to punch Mario Lopez in the ovaries.
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    Kagney Linn Karter v's Shawna Lenee

    Kagney Linn Karter is a well put together woman.
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    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Voting for Nina Mercedez for the rest of the competition.
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    Dylan Ryder or Mindy Main?

    Dylan Ryder
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    2010 Olympics in Vancouver thread

    The best teams consisted of NHL players so they should have no problem with the smaller ice. To think if they played on the international ice maybe Norway would have taken it all. In reality though they didn't change the ice because it would have cost millions to do it as you're essentially...
  41. Doc Scurlock

    Forget competent dog tests; why not competent parenting tests!?

    That's because to those parents a *** is just an accessory.
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    Name one pornstar would you impregnate?

    None. I don't need my demon spawn walking this world.
  43. Doc Scurlock

    Love Gisele: Hot or Not

    This is a tough one but I'm leaning towards hot, but just slightly. :rolleyes:
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    Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods!

    In a couple of months. Tiger wins Masters. Gatorade comes crawling back.
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    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    With just days remaining here my votes. Nina Mercedez Tia Ling Push for the Top 20. Mariah Milano Nikki Nova Puma Swede
  46. Doc Scurlock

    What she wants, she gets. (GRAPHIC CONTENT)

    Eww, your left hand likes the cock. :nanner:
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    What she wants, she gets. (GRAPHIC CONTENT)

    You tell him, "hey, buddy, this hole's taken. There's another one down the street."
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    Escorts

    No doubt. Engagement ring, wedding and that's just the start.
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