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Already planned in - 14th June 2am England v Italy = World Cup BBQ.

World Cup draw tomorrow. Let's see what fuckers England will end up with.

You'd look great in a bin bag, so the bikini stuff is a total delight.

This is farce. Italy surely must be last!

Totally agree with what you said. Fuck this "Week 12, 13, 14" bollocks. It's not the done thing. Masterchef for me tonight.

Rush a great band, watched them in 1992ish in Birmingham (UK, not fucking Alabama!)

Too fast too furious. RIP

Not me, vagina features?

You just need to be totally pig ignorant of all religions (Jedi aside). It works for me.

Re: what turns you on the most It's not even ball, it's an oval.

Yes.

Excellent, you've made my day with this response.

Vimto

Luckily god doesn't exist, so life is plentiful.

Flip flop Philbert. One of lives abortions.

Almost Famous

Works for me spazza.

I shall be watching the free scoring Spurs lose to the greatest team the Universe has ever seen.

Coming from the Lord of all fuckwits I take that as a compliment.

Neither. Lampard is a hunchback, Gerrard is a bumface.

We all do stupid things sometimes, but come on, why ask such a fucking stupid and offensive question? P.S. Leverkusen 0 Manchester United 5.

The only Lord you know is your boyfriends sphincter.

SabrinaDeep, Her skin and hair colour drive me crazy.

Strychnine - A very pleasant bouquet, summer fruits, elderflower, essence of turd.

Surely a 'Continental' title needs to be added?

Pure class from United. I see the blue noses struggled through a weak group. Bitters.

I disagree, we have a house full of Lords in the UK. They're as common as muck. Much like the one you refer to Assari.

Watched all four seasons. Every one fucking brilliant. Got to say Sacha Baron Cohen in the first 2 minutes of S4E8 has to be the funniest start to a tv show or movie since the dawn of time.

Good band as well.

It's an impossible question to answer for me, so I will not answer.

In the new world this term is more commonly known as "lying" following your analogy.

This must be a US thing. Count me out I haven't a clue what you are on about.

She probably thought it was Marilyn Manson.

Your boyfriend will be upset by this surely?

Not spiritual and certainly not religious. Just get on with life and stop looking for excuses.

Manchester United - Beyond the Promised Land

I voted other also. There was no fruit based category.

White Hart Lane.... the worst Premier League ground to get to. A fucking ********.

I'd forgotten how funny Dave Allen was. He fucking loves the church. CiUC9qXPWjk

Reading further into this post, what the fuck is wonder bread?

I'd re-face the whole mountain. Get Sir Alex Ferguson, Ryan Giggs, George Best & Eric Cantona up there.

Covered in *****? Nice thought.

Thank you very much, nice of you to say so.

Rusty T, I have no idea who you are past or present, but initially to me you come across as a bit of a sanitary towel.

So erotic. 86BNs0wSBow

****** on me sorry.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer 93 minute of the Champions League final 1999.

Sophia Winters.... stone the crows, excellent.

Blt.

What a **** thread.