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  1. rock hard

    im live on cam

    :conehead: And you just about spelled all the words correctly too...you're getting better :thumbsup: You're fun to fuck with...haven't you figured that out by now??!!
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    Former Oakland Raider Jack Tatum dies

    The Assassin has moved onto the next level...RIP Jack
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    Why do people wish celebs a happy b-day on Freeones?

    Why?? Because of the chance that ones favorite ********* IS a member here under a false name...and upon reading your good wishes...becomes so flattered and enamored of you that they use their considerable resources to find out who you are...track you down and just show up at your workplace one...
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    Incredible images of construction work on 1,900ft-long Hoover Bridge

    I have driven over the dam many times when I used to live out that way....it was impressive to see this construction in person, but these pictures are much cooler..you can see more of the total project at one time. Good find Ulysses31 :glugglug:
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    Programming

    Hell man you want a hobby.....there are a few in here *cough*fallhell*cough* that you could teach to type in English....if you can accomplish that...computer language should be a breeze!! :2 cents:
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    Welcome to the jungle baby :lovecoupl...stay real and have fun here!! :D

    Welcome to the jungle baby :lovecoupl...stay real and have fun here!! :D
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    My First Post - Hi :-)

    If you need someone to show you around I would be glad to.This place is a lot of fun when you know where to look. Please meet me in my room at sunset and we'll start the tour......oh and don't be startled when you see those 4 long silk scarves that are tied to the bedposts....they are just there...
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    Tall girls (175cm/5.75ft, or taller) : Turn-on or turn-off ?

    AHA!! I have long suspected that you were a midget tosser and a dwarf punter...and now you have confirmed that. It is a shame that your fragile self esteem has to be bolstered by you picking on those of lesser physical mass than you. One of these days you will run across a small person that is...
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    Smilies

    Re: New Smilies Can I withdraw my suggestions? Seems the last guy that suggested a smiley that was chosen isn't around at the moment....I don't want mine to be picked then...I would like to stick around :facepalm:
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    Tall girls (175cm/5.75ft, or taller) : Turn-on or turn-off ?

    Being 6'6" myself.....I find the taller women to be a better "fit"...and I don't have to get as creative in my use of pillows, jack stands, and trapezes to get the naughty parts to line up :thumbsup: And ya got to love women with long legs...there is a lot to be said for a woman who can wrap...
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    R.I.Penis...

    Fuck Yeah!! Where can I get that pill to do that??!!
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    No worries bro...The People's Champ is my favorite too!!! :hatsoff:

    No worries bro...The People's Champ is my favorite too!!! :hatsoff:
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    Smilies

    Re: New Smilies :rofl: That one is great!!
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    ********* you'd most like to have sex with

    I want to fuck Sophie Marceau now...or at least suck on her left boob!!! flylicker
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    Smilies

    Re: New Smilies Here ya go Ry I like this one too
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    Anyone know real pornstar that are members of this forum?

    Since you already have a babe section...you should really get OSCM status so we know 100% that you are legit :thumbsup:
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    Smilies

    Re: New Smilies
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    Anyone know real pornstar that are members of this forum?

    Roald giving Rob a massage....fuckedhard18 style....now THERE is a PPV video that would sell !!!! :tongue: :rofl:
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    Is there a way you can prevent your posts from appearing in google search?

    Probably so..http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=425481..see post #15
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    what message board has the biggest assholes?

    :eek: yeah that is sexy :rolleyes: I think I see a spot on her fucking liver too...she should be warned!!! :throwup:
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    Is there a way you can prevent your posts from appearing in google search?

    I believe they just added it bro, and us night owls in the U.S. got to see it....the fine folks in Europe are already at work :)
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    Is there a way you can prevent your posts from appearing in google search?

    2+2=5 right??!! :) Oh damn I did 2 X 2...boy do I feel stupid now!! :tongue: Uhh...no you weren't....I have seen it on the board before.....but I am sure you will hear about it as soon as the people's champion start waking up in Indiana :yesyes:
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    your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks

    Brilliant!!! :glugglug: I will sometimes say when asked my profession "I'm an union electrician...which means I am qualified to remove your shorts!! The success rate for this one hasn't been all too good as I am quite often home alone afterward masturbating furiously thinking about what could...
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    Short Porn Actresses

    hell to the yeah!!! :rubbel:
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    R.I.Penis...

    When that happens to me...I'll join a porn forum so I can talk about sex!!! wait.....nevermind
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    Your theme song.

    Re: You theme song. QzntZLHcYy0&hl
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    Anyone Here Ever Have Vertigo?

    I used to get these a lot...albeit they were right after bong hits!! :cool: Joking aside.....I have read that inner ear infections, and high blodd pressure can cause these symptoms too...just FYI
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    Evannixxxsolei

    Where are we going?? :)
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    All I know about the girl in the siggie is that the pic I used was named Kaya_Danielle05....and...

    All I know about the girl in the siggie is that the pic I used was named Kaya_Danielle05....and was posted with a Nextdoor-Models.com watermark on it :hatsoff:
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    What is your favorite fetish??????

    I have a female foot fetish....and I like to imagine fucking voyeurcoock's girlfriend :hatsoff:
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    ASAP HELP! How do I bang an christian American girl?

    You got all kinds of great advice here Petterka.....you'll be balls deep in no time!!! :thumbsup: Oh and tell her she fucks better than her ****** does...American women like to hear that! :hatsoff:
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    Deja vu

    :rofl: Greg you beat me to it....I had the same thought when I saw this thread...well played :hatsoff: Tried to rep ya but got the spread it around pop up.....I don't remember repping you recently....hell....I don't even really like you!! :dunno: :tongue:
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    Thanks for the rep!! :hatsoff: All I know about the girl in the siggie is that the pic I used...

    Thanks for the rep!! :hatsoff: All I know about the girl in the siggie is that the pic I used was named Kaya_Danielle05....and was posted with a Nextdoor-Models.com watermark on it
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    Did BP Fake Its 'Crisis Center' with Photoshop?

    You and your obsession with tits!!! :boobies: :tongue: I can believe this was done.....and their reason even sounds plausable....but I am filing this in the BFD folder....they have bigger fuck ups they need to correct
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    Why's it such a pain in the ass to give some rep???

    For every 100,000 rep points...it adds 1/10th of an inch to your dick. So in man's never ending quest for self improvement...you can see why this is so important!!! :hatsoff:
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    Males - If You Were ******...

    MT I defer to your obvious expertise on this topic, and take your word for it without trying it :thefinger Now THIS is a human centipede movie that would make some money!!! :2 cents::thumbsup: :hatsoff:
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    Yes!Larissa Riquelme will run nude

    :eek:OMG that is a terrible boob job..you cannot even see her nipples!!!! :mad:
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    what's the deal with chicks nowdays?

    I agree....Ralph needs a hug...group hug everyone!!! Damn ya try to get a group hug to help out a fellow board member, and Stan and Blueballs start making out....Dirk and Alyssa start dancing...c'mon ya'll, this is about Ralph...Ralph, RALPH....where did Ralph go? :dunno...
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    Actor Wesley Snipes faces up to three-year prison term

    I agree....I am against Tom Cruise too!!! :thumbsup:
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    It can be a big SUPPORT for the lover, who got love on any pornstar.

    If ya smellllllllllllll......what the Ry..is..cookin'!!!!! :thumbsup: btw Ry you're the northern end of a south bound *****....damn grammar ****.....FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU.......it is about time you got a decent avatar :thefinger And most of us are too nice to fuck with someone for...
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    Things you want me to do with my girlfriend

    Teach her how to spell her name while ***-ing standing up....now THAT would be impressive!!! :thumbsup: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    nanny dies from sexual arousal

    Don't be sad little buckaroo....they can make more :hatsoff: :tongue:
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    First one to post gets a free cam show...

    Uhhh...that wasn't a joke..why are you laughing??!! :confused: flylicker
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    nanny dies from sexual arousal

    Interesting that this article is dated 9th July 2010....and the girl died last October....the reporters spell check software must of locked up on him...but he got the story in!!! :thumbsup: :rolleyes:
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    Who was your fav. babe in Playboy?

    So many beautiful women over the years...tough call. But my first crush on a playmate, and the first one I ever :boobies::rubbel: to..... Cyndi Wood :lovecoupl is still one of my all time favs!! :thumbsup:
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    Where are y'all from??

    Up in the White Mountains, in east central Arizona :hatsoff:
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    Maria Antsibonenko - AKA: Altair O, Meris, Sofi, Sofi A, Sofia Goncharov, Sofie, Sophie, Xlina

    Re: Sofi A from Met-Art (MetArt) Sexy Swamp Thing 2010 Good first post :thumbsup: Welcome to the board :glugglug:
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    Damn Marlo is already here servicing your feet :( Good thing you have two of them!! :tongue...

    Damn Marlo is already here servicing your feet :( Good thing you have two of them!! :tongue: Welcome to the asylum darlin'...don't be skeered....we be mostly friendly perverts here :D :sing: I wannnt youuuu.....to want me!!! :sing: [IMG]
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    Welcome to all the lovely ladies!!! :wave2: The deliciously naughty kind, where your whole body feels alive when ya get done!! If you need a partner in crime I am your man....looking at your pics makes me feel 25 again....I got a hard-on for you the size of Florida!!! :lovecoupl OK it is not...
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