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Mayhem knows WTF I'm saying.

Well thats the whole point Luke isn't it? OUR minds are in the gutter now.

When I was in elementary school I had a lot of dreams for technological, philosophical, and political advancements. The year 2000, to me, represented a new age of hover boards, clean energy, and an extrmemely high overall quality of life. I believed WE would have sent a man to Mars by now...

Yea I've talked to you before. You gave me rep and I said you were funny. His dudeness has spoken? Damn how many people do you talk to on the regular on here? Anyways, yea I'm just saying HELLO. I didn't know it was a departure from our...normative behavior to put a greeting on the public...

There's a word for this in Japanese

He should have just put the rounds into the computer and shut, what is called, the fuck up. My opinion only.

You're my boy Blue!...you're my boy.

Hollywood more accurately.

Is California why everyone hates the stars and stripes?

Yo LurkingDirk? How've ya' been? Get any real women besides the free ones on the internet that never talk **** or tell you what you need to do with your life?

They don't teach latin in public schools in the United States. But that guy is right, I don't have any useful skills to contribute to this company. Except for maybe quality control.

well...?

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Thanks to everyone who had contributed. This continues to be a pleasant place to beat the meat.

what's with all the blasphemus company names?

I haven't went more than a week without stroking it since I started this post.

Devin Deray in Lip Service

thanks bud

If its possible I should get 25 points back. I downloaded a movie for the first time no prob and the file was mp4. then I downloaded a movie that was .flv and it didn't work. so now I hit right click save target as so I can see the file type before i download. turns out freeones takes the...

Back to day zero

damnit. the ex came by and so did I. Day 0

had to start over, but now I'm on DAY 4

I'm on day 4 of no jerking

day 2 completed

http://gals.pornfidelity.com/assets/gals/1241802591/content/photos/01.jpg But Look at what she carries into the house. It's Miguels Jr! The best bean rice and cheese burritos for $2 bucks. And they've also got amazing hot sauce.

ex gf are good 10/10

you guys missed the whole point of this thread. The BigBreastArchive

i made it 3 days only.

I am.

Did you know that my porn name is "Kenwood Pullout" don't steal that ****.

one full game of madden. like 45 minutes is good.

Day 3 completed

Re: What you watching right now! Heads up poker

"...that was the whackest line I ever heard in my life 'cause the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th." - Can I Bus

day 2 completed

You could always have sex with ugly or fat girls.

Day 1 completed

you might think I'm crazy but...Jenaveve Jolie

My ***'s daycare lady

Re: Who made you cum today? Lately it has been Kelly Madison and Alia Janine

I think last Saturday I clocked in at 3 or 4 hours of flogging the dolphin to porn

Is there a world record for this ****?

I want to fight lurkingdirk and I want to fight Lil' Wayne. Not because I **** either of them, it is because I want to know them. You don't truly know someone...until you fight them.

virgins (grasps bridge of nose and shakes head)

Re: Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 d I call Shenanigans

Re: Who made you cum today? my old lady while watching "Catch me if you Can" Christopher Walken Tom Hanks Leonardo Dicaprio directed by: Speilberg great film!

Jimmy?

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? did anyone say "myself"

Yo paymeones, Sex is not the greatest or most important thing in the world. You're only 20...you can wait a little bit longer. I've never been with a hooker, but there is a good chance I will before I'm dead. So I'm not saying getting a hooker is a bad idea, I'm simply saying that you can...

I saw a blowjob and I've been seeing them ever since.