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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are european males cucked beyond all hope?

    There is hope, though. Georges and many like him could theoretically fuck their way through Europe to ensure the beta genes are eradicated from the rest of the limp-wristed general population.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mueller impanels jury in Russia Probe

    No. The whole thing was about Clinton lying to a grand jury. Better to spend 100 million on that than study why lesbians are fat.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    I just added my *** on snapchat

    Vzink5oERbI
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '17 Season Thread

    God damn. That's poetic. How's Aaron Hernandez looking so far?
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    So this dude's *** keeps sexting me on Snapchat

    Does it look like someone punched a hole through lasagna?
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gumbosoup is acenipplelicker

    So you like your ****** cheap. Me too.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Do you drive automatic or stick?

    I learned how to drive in a Datsun 210. My parents insisted all the **** in my ****** learn how to drive with a manual transmission so that later on while driving automatic we wouldn't be distracted. Worked pretty good.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    I just added my *** on snapchat

    Weirder than the new KFC commercials?
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    +++ GUMBO SOUP of Interesting Stuff

    Hey, do you get it that you're the only one interested in this?
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    *** Gumbo Soup Kennedy thread

    Yeah, we don't need another fuckwitted conspiracy thread about JFK. Plenty of 'em, shitlord.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    what is wrong with that board?

    Not enough women interested in hooking up with Injuns.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    My asian GF wants your comments about her !

    Did you meet her in Alaska while hunting wolverines?
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    How many countries have you been to??

    Panama; Honduras; Nicaragua; Saud; Kuwait; Iraq; The Phillipines; Japan; Somalia; Haiti; Brazil.........all the garden spots.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Yeah, how dare he try and interact with another head of state? The next 7 1/2 years are going to be awesome.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    If The Bachelor Had A Season With OJ Simpson And 30 Ditzy White Broads Would You Watch?

    You know Will just made it to fruition with this post. With the help of a few pics and clips of men with tits.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    If The Bachelor Had A Season With OJ Simpson And 30 Ditzy White Broads Would You Watch?

    I don't watch that horseshit now, so.........nope.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    John McCain has brain cancer

    I think he should take this as a sign that it's time to hang up his spurs. But I wish him well aside from that
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Just in time for Halloween! The Juice wins parole, released in October

    He's already served about five years longer than most for the same offense. And Nevada isn't supposed to be in the business of punishing people for committing crimes 25 years ago in California. Good for him. I just won't be introducing him to my sisters or nieces any time soon.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Police steals more than actual thieves. Still, Jeff Sessions wants them to steal even more...

    Oh, Federal guidelines. I don't really get into the feds business. I just know what departments I served with and their policies. France still sucks and your president is a fag, though.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Do You Really Care About All The ******** In Inner Cities?

    If BLM doesn't care that people in those shitholes think that *** ******** is the new national pastime, why should the rest of us?
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Police steals more than actual thieves. Still, Jeff Sessions wants them to steal even more...

    No, Pepe. Asset forfeiture is conducted after due process is done, in most instances. Usually the scumbags who lose their **** have gotten their property with the proceeds of ******* activities, and since they haven't paid taxes on their earnings, the man has to get paid somehow. You suck...
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    what is wrong with that board?

    Not enough people joining the douche patrol. And too many asshats worrying about women not doing IR.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    You're my boy, Blue! Anyone got that video of Bugs Bunny with President Trump's face conducting the opera singer? I can't find the youtube.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    GOP operative who tried to get Clinton emails from hackers committed suicide

    Yeah, but you're on ignore so I really didn't see it, did I?
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    GOP operative who tried to get Clinton emails from hackers committed suicide

    And now the Haitian dude who spilled the beans on the Clinton Global Initiative's shady dealings has been found dead shortly before he was due to testify before the Haitian Senate. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/haiti/article160983614.html I wonder if he shot...
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Of course it won't last. Eight years isn't forever.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Yeah, but President Trump hasn't opened the gates for N.Korea or Iran. You know, by negotiating shitty nuclear treaties or giving them 1.5 billion dollars. Or funneling weapons to Mexican Cartels. Or counter-intuitively leaving materials behind for Islamic extremists to fight with. But yeah...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Defunding Planned Parenthood would result in less abortions ? Not exactly...

    You tards aren't looking at the big picture. The move to defund those ghouls is primarily to stop funneling taxpayer money to the DNC. Besides, that cunt Samantha Bee just proved that private funding works just as well by auctioning shitty stupid t-shirts and raising a million dollars.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    trump losing election- Pres Hillary Clinton- WELCOME

    Dude, did you see my Schadenboner last night at Puddin' Wrasslin' Thursday? I may have to consult a doctor.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Lotta stupid motherfuckers throwing around the word traitor. Prove it.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    GOP operative who tried to get Clinton emails from hackers committed suicide

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/gop-operative-clinton-emails-committed-suicide-article-1.3324960 That cunt is no good.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    President Trump says nice things about Macron and his wife

    Wow. Pepe's masturbatory fantasies are oddly specific.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    what is wrong with that board?

    Someone alert WillE.Himmler that we've found the *** of Abraham.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    I think a banning on a porn forum is about the worst thing that the dems could manage against the President. In other news:
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    I'm going to make gyros probably Friday. 1lb decent beef; 1lb lamb roast; 1 medium onion (I prefer a sweeter onion for this); 3 cloves of garlic; 1Tbsp marjoram; 1 Tbsp dried rosemary; 2 tsp salt; 1/2 tsp black pepper Place the onion in a food processor for five to ten seconds. Place...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    So have you tried cooking with fireball and makin' purty dancin' flames with cinnamon or nutmeg? And did it help wif yo lady friends?
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    I love how these idiots use "collusion" instead of "conspiracy" because they ain't got ****.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Donnie Jr?

    Ted Kennedy. That's all I have to say on this nothing of a topic.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    what is wrong with that board?

    Too many snowflakes. And Jews. I ***.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    Take it easy, Corky.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Emmanuel Macron channels his inner Napoleon

    Yeah, no. I'm going with the Anti-Christ angle.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Emmanuel Macron channels his inner Napoleon

    AntiChrist messaging aside, he stated he wants to rule France/and the pathetic EU as if he were Jupiter. That doesn't strike you as crazier than anything The Donald has EVER said?
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