There is this old Asian Prostitute named Lemon Drop that is still so sexy and filthy despite her advanced age that I hope when she dies she has an open casket *******. I would mummify her in hot semen.
I think they want to ensure they will always get the $50 per 12 lb bag of cat food I've gotten them since they were babies. Their quality of lifestyle is quite high.
He's in the nuthouse after making a strange Twitter post which had his old high school close down for the day.
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I have 2 4 year old kitties(******* and ****** littermates) that are very frisky and playful. When it's time for me to go to bed I usually have to play with them until I tire them out so I can ***** in peace. I don't mind because they are fun ******* to have around with lots of personality. But...
I love big saggy boobs. They are way more fun to play with than rock hard boulders. There is this older Chinese lady that manages a massage parlor in Culver City. She has enormous natural hangers with big juicy nipples. Just pull the string on her sweatpants and unleash those beauties.
Correction; Eaten Alive(1980) was Umberto Lenzi's second ******** film after The Man From Deep River in 1972 but before ******** Ferox, which was from 1981.
I like all things that are good. Liking all things that are good is a good way to pass time and not get bored. I’m taking a good **** after having a good dinner and typing on a good iPhone X telephone right now so everything is good and I’m not bored.
Westwood Bl just south of UCLA is the Persian/Middle Eastern Food Mecca out here. Shamshiri Grill is my go-to place for Persian Food. They have great kebabs and delicious rice.
I was against it at first until I saw the reviews and tried it. They have chicken, ground beef, and some vegetable options too. The cheese they use was good quality.
The last one I ate at was in Austin, TX just east of 35 over on Riverside in 1996. Never again and there’s no denying that. I’d rather eat out of the dumpster behind Taco Cabana.
When you say "shoe fetishist" do you mean I should buy her some shoes or rather she'd like to eat mac 'n' cheese out of a pair of filthy New Balance shoes I have? It's always nice to have a horny GILF or two around to make a saggy booty call to when you're in the mood. She might even make you...
Right and also when lots of talk of *** control banning the sale of weapons creates a sense of urgency from the public to buy these potentially ****** weapons while they still can. It's not an easy solution. America is already armed to the teeth with guns and there is no civilized pathway to...
I was watching Justice With Judge Jeanine last night and saw her go absolutely apetits on the FBI unleashing a ******** furious cross-eyed opening monologue. I began to think, as I always do, about having an erotic encounter enjoying her tightly toned and well preserved body having this...
I got the brand new Criterion Collection edition Blu-ray of Night Of The Living Dead and watched it last night. Fans of the film should pick this one up.
I have not treated them to it but the wife has gone to the Filipino store and purchased the roasted pig which they refer to as lechon. It is usually bought for birthday parties or other special occasions. I have had my share of lechon attending a number of Filipino parties. There is usually lots...
Hey alright, tonight I had an idea and me and the wife launched an adventure to our local Jack In The Box. We got and shared their 3 new "Food Truck Series" sandwiches which are the Pork Belly Sandwich, The Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich, and the Asian Chicken Sandwich, and also got an order of Egg...
I married into a Filipino ******. I never seen a culture that eats so much pork. Love the BBQ, cured pork, roasted pig, pork adobo, lumpia, and many other pork dishes they make.
I have no problem with blacks history month as I can avoid certain articles and fast-forward segments on the television for 28 days fairly easily like it never happened.