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Hope you're hooking up with Porno Lady. Don't forget the rose.

I'm going with no on this one. Something weird about her and I can't find any sexy pics to change my mind.

I imagine Carlin himself was a liberal. He wasn’t very trusting of any kind of politician though. He was balanced in his own way hating everyone equally. I don’t think he’d like the left wing kooks any more than the right wing kooks.

My wife is working tonight so we went out for a nice steak dinner at George Petrelli’s last night. I had a 30 Oz Porterhouse and she had the Cowboy Cut Rib Eye. Then we went home, exchanged gifts and cards, then took a walk to the back of the house where we did the sex.

So progressive of you to refer to Michelle Obama as the gender she currently identifies as. She wouldn't be treated with such sensitivity if she went to Gamestop.

I'm still enjoying Knob Creek.

That fella is on the losing end of divide and conquer. What do his political masters do for him to earn such loyalty?

Adam, it’s Valentine’s Day. Present the gal with a bouquet of five 20s then tell her it’s for to do the sex.

I need a new one of those things too. Long ago I got a Frigidaire that had a nice refrigerator on the bottom with a freezer on top. Now I use the bottom part as a pantry as the refrigerator is now at the top. I live a block away from McDonald’s and this one allows me to visit more than once a...

I've used Yelp for finding a repipe guy, a roofer, and another plumber who put in a new hot water tank. I joined Home Advisor but didn't navigate the site thoroughly. I did receive E-Mails and phone calls from people looking to do jobs. I haven't used Angie's List at all. Anybody else use these...

Black Metal from Russia with German lyrics.

You want more pro football? I just found out about this league. I'm watching Memphis vs Birmingham right now. Don't know much else. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alliance_of_American_Football

Thanks for your input, guys. My consoles will stay flat.

Heck yeah!

Steamworld Dig on Nintendo Switch

I’ve had a few “****** acts” in massage parlors. They weren’t really sisters but Crazy Lilly over on Venice Bl next to the car wash conned me into a 4 hand massage. Just 2 China ladies giving massagey while gabbing back and forth in Chinese. A hundred and forty dollars. Call for appointment...

It was intended to be a learning moment where Liam revealed something reprehensible about himself completely voluntarily. It backfired, will cost him lots of money, and maybe his career. What’s the learning moment about that?

I almost bought an Alicia Rio Love Doll until I saw it and it didn’t look much like Alicia Rio. I would have purchased it and made passionately sweaty sex stuff with my wiener every single night to it/her if it resembled her more. Three holes for five 20s though...

Some of the Latin ladies on the Walking Dead shows have been hot. I forget their names but there have been around 3.

"I went up and down areas with a cosh, hoping I'd be approached by somebody - I'm ashamed to say that - and I did it for maybe a week, hoping some [uses air quotes with fingers] 'black bastard' would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could **** him."

Don’t get me started about nail salons. I’ve looked and done search after search for nail salon porn. Whenever I walk down the street and see a nail salon I stop and take a long look inside. I admit to jerking off to the salon lady from Better Call Saul also.

I saw Elaine tonight and she was looking mighty fine in the front row of the SOTU.

I've heard people say both things. I keep mine flat because I worry about the disc getting scratched.

Pedro Guerrero would be a fine choice. He is as known for running away from cops in Miami as he was for batting runs in in Los Angeles.

Can someone explain to me his position on late-term or partial birth abortion? I'm wondering why people aren't discussing that incident more than the silly pic from the 1980s. I want to know more about the abortion policies that he is in favor of. I'm not sure and don't want to condemn the man...

Sony made a great system with a beautiful OLED screen that had many good games. They screwed up making you use only special Sony memory cards which were way expensive. Sales weren't very strong in USA for the Vita and Sony gave up supporting it and focused more on PS4. Vita is this guy's life...

Can he Moonwalk his way out of trouble and finish his term?

I haven't tried it yet but I think I can stream PS4 games onto my Vita and play it portably. I have 2 Vitas, one regular and one hacked. Both have the OLED screens. The regular one has the games listed above and the hacked one has a 256GB micro SD card with retro emulators and a bunch of PS1...

I just voted for the Rams putting them in the lead 3-2. Go Rams!

Korean-American Comedian Bobby Lee makes ***-*** in his pants climbing the Hot Wings Stairway To Hell.

I think she looks great in her headscarf.

Hooray! We like to watch the football match with our spagett!

I don't wanna die.

What I Have On My Vita MLB 15 The Show Madden NFL 13 Fight Night Round 3 Hot Shots Golf World Invitational Metal Gear Solid HD Collection Metal Gear Solid Peacewalker Syphon Filter Syphon Filter 2 Syphon Filter 3 Metal Slug Anthology Metal Slug XX Killzone Mercenary Killzone Liberation...

Masuimi Max gets my vote.

Still works for the gov't. Still crazy too.

Anybody still playing their Vita in 2019? I dusted mine off and had fun playing some Killzone: Mercenaries.

I may be in the minority but I like the Nostradamus album.

Best live version but unfortunately unreleased.

Who's winning the Rumble?